Li Ao lost-!
Yan Yuzheng once said: "Li Ao is the happiest person in Taiwan Province, because he is a loner, he can scold whoever he likes, dare to scold anyone and scold anyone without scruple. He has no boss, no boss, no friends, and another sum in hand, and his six relatives deny him. How happy he is! Li Ao is the happiest person in Taiwan Province. " This way of living is really chic.
? At one time, I especially liked to see Li Ao's people, who had a 36-degree blind spot in all directions, from the "president" to the "president of the Fifth Academy". Admire his mechanism and attitude towards life. There is also an extremely accurate prediction: "A-bian will cheat, so he will win!"
I think this man is too powerful. Go and read his book.
When the reader answered the time, Li Ao opened a small piece of paper and found that only three words were written on it: "Bastard!" Li Ao held up the note and said to the readers below, "Everyone else asks questions but doesn't sign. Which guy only signs and doesn't ask questions?"! "
I really admire and admire his personality. He has never been a tall" gentleman "image, but he will repay kindness and revenge, so he keeps making new friends and enemies with a sense of chivalry. Jiang Shufan said, "Li Ao is a man, and he abides by the rules. His guild regulations are Monte Cristo-style, and he eats herbs according to all grievances, repay kindness with kindness, and take revenge with enmity. Li Ao doesn't ask about personal relationships, regardless of the underworld. He doesn't believe that dogs bite and people can't bite dogs. He will come back as a man. This is the loveliness of Li Ao. " I've always wanted to be such a person, but I'm quite weak in character, so it's very unlikely that I want to come.
He is a narcissistic and lovely person, claiming that he will be the first China person to win the Nobel Prize in Literature, and he also said, "The top three writers of China vernacular Chinese in the past 5 years are Li Ao, Li Ao and Li Ao." I don't like the statement of Li Ao, a madman. He is a lovely person.
who will complain that it is not easy to write a book, and then brag about himself: Look at this uncle and finish writing a book in 4 days!
It is said that Li Ao is a lecherous man, but he has never done anything with two feet on both sides. From time to time, he pops up some proverbs that blow up the sky.
"I don't need Viagra, I am Viagra in Li Ao."
"My relationship with women can be roughly divided into four categories: the first category is sexual relationship with me; The second category is those who have no sexual relationship but have skin relatives; The third category is acquaintance and often enters my dreams: the fourth category is complete strangers, mainly their photos, especially nude photos. "
' "She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it; He needs to have sex, but he doesn't have to-this is the difference between a beauty and a hero. "
the beauty of the words masks bragging, but you just can't help bragging about him!
It's not enough for you to call Li Ao a bastard. You have to prove that he is a bastard. Besides, Li Ao knows what he looks like and doesn't need to be criticized by others.
"I'm a recluse, and I'm a big loser; Salvation, there is compassion; Split up, and the Buddha cursed the ancestors; Playful, sharp and humorous. I have a complicated personality and many faces. I should be a lot of people, but I am all in one, so I have become a monster with thousands of hands and eyes. "
The guest of the first issue of Kangxi is Li Ao. Xiao S asked him, "How do you want to die when you are so old?" Li Ao, who is almost 8 years old, replied, "I want to be shot in the back when I commit adultery.".
I like such people, and so does Kitano Takeshi. They tell you that there is right and wrong in this world. Don't blur the boundary between right and wrong in order to weigh the pros and cons, and then label it "mature". Such a frank and uninhibited person must be a gentle person in his bones. So Li Ao can write "Love Only a Little", and Kitano Takeshi can shoot "Kijiro's Summer".
just love a little-Li Ao
doesn't love so much,
only loves a little.
other people's love is as deep as the sea,
my love is shallow.
not so much,
just a little.
other people's love is like everlasting,
my love is short.
not so much,
just a little.
People are winking at you,
I only peek at you.