1. Renji asked Byakuya: "You wear that scarf every day, isn't it hot?"

Byakuya: "This scarf is very useful. It can keep you warm when you get cold. It can be used to wipe sweat when it is hot.

Use it as a towel when washing your face, as a napkin when eating, as a bath towel after taking a shower, to protect broken hair when getting a haircut.

It can be used as a mask when you have a cold or when you do bad things. It can be used as a mask or as a baggage when someone sees it.

There are many other uses, so I have to carry it with me at all times.”

2. Soul Society held a harvest competition, and Ayasekawa came first every time.

When he talked about his successful experience, he took out his secret weapon - his Zanpakutō Knife:

"Others can only cut one bunch of wheat at a time with an ordinary sickle, but I can cut four bunches at a time..."

3. Ichigo's father cut his wife's The photo was hung at home, and he would shout to her every day: "Masako, I love you!"

One day, a middle-aged man followed him outside the window and shouted "Masako, I love you!"

It turns out that this man is Ryunosuke's father, and the two lonely men met like this...

4. Yoruichi asked Ichigo to see her true face, and Ichigo Blushing. Yoruichi asked: "Don't you have two sisters?"

Why are you so surprised by the girl's body?"

Ichigo was embarrassed for a long time and said: "I Those two sisters are both at the airport..."

5. Hitsugaya asked Aizen: "What do you think of Rangiku?"

Aizen: "Such a beautiful woman. It's really unsuitable to team up with a little guy like you!"

"How about we change the vice-captain?"

"Okay!"

The two of them discussed in private and planned to apply to old man Yamamoto the next day. Unexpectedly, Aizen was killed the next day and the matter went unsolved.

6. Ichigo heard Hinamori shouting: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai! "He asked: "Is this Byakuya's nickname?"

"No, I am calling Hitsugaya!"

"Then what is Byakuya's nickname? What?"

"You can call him Baicai or Dabai..."

Before he finished speaking, Byakuya appeared from behind the two of them: "Don't call me that! !

Otherwise I will call you little strawberry and little peach every day! ! "

7. Ichigo and Rukia like to watch eight o'clock TV series together.

Every time they see a romantic and touching scene, Ichigo asks Byakuya to release his Senbonzakura. Create an atmosphere.

One day Ichigo was watching TV and suddenly shouted: "Sakura, serve the cabbage!" "

Lucia quickly corrected: "Wrong, it's 'cabbage, with cherry blossoms!' ’”

8. Ichigo asked Hanataro: “What’s your name?” ”

”Hanataro Yamada. "

Ichigo was annoyed: "This name is really hard to remember, I might as well call him Yamada Taro or Yamada Hanako!

Hanataro: "These are the names of my parents. Does Mr. Ichigo know them?" ”

Ichigo:”. ． ． I finally know why you call yourself Flower Taro. ． "

9. Yoruichi transformed in front of Ichigo. Seeing Ichigo's frightened look, he proudly said:

"Every time I transform, I see everyone's surprised look. Enjoy!

Ichigo said: "I'm not surprised, but disappointed."

I always thought you were the reserve food Mr. Urahara gave us because he was afraid that we would be hungry on the road.

Now we can’t eat cat meat. How disappointing! "

10. Hinamori: "Why can Gin see with his eyes closed?"

Aizen: "Actually, he has his eyes open, but it's just because of his eyes. It's too small, you can't see it."

1. Ichigo and Lulu were walking in the Jinglingting Temple and happened to pass by a restaurant. Lulu exclaimed: "Oh! How fragrant! Ichigo asked, "Do you like it?" "Lulu nodded affectionately. Ichigo said: "Okay, let's walk in front of the hotel again.

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2. Renji finally came to Byakuya's house to visit, and accidentally broke a vase on the way. Byakuya said coldly: "That's an antique! Renji heard this and breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God, it's not new!" "

3. Aizen: "If old man Yamamoto doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I will leave the Seireitei! "

Hinamori: "What did he say? "

Aizen: "He asked me to get out of here. "

4. When Hanataro first joined the Fourth Division, he was very enthusiastic and asked questions about the patients every day. One day he saw a patient lying on the bed and walked over: "Do you need any help? "The patient only made some vague sounds. Hanataro continued to ask, but the patient still made the same vague words. Finally, the patient gradually weakened and died. Hanataro regretfully told Captain Unohana about the patient's death. The captain asked him to imitate what the patient said, and he imitated it carefully. After hearing this, the captain said: "My Hua Tailang, what he said was: 'You are standing on my oxygen tube!' ’! ”

5. In order to show his concern for the young Shinigami, the old man Yamamoto suddenly entered the cafeteria on the ground floor of Zhenou Spiritual Arts Academy. In the cafeteria, he saw Shunsui and Ukitake (from their student days) standing in a large soup pot. Before, he said: "Let me try this soup!"

"But..." Shunsui said,

Yamamoto: "But what? Give me a spoon"... . After saying that, he took a big sip, and then cursed angrily: "Damn it! How can you give this to the gods of death!!! This is simply water in the pot!"

Chun Shui: "I originally wanted to tell you Your...but you have already tasted it..."

6. Soul Society issued a reward: if you catch an Arrancar, you can get 50 million yuan! Two trainee Shinigami began to Searching in various places. After several days of hard work, the two were exhausted and fell asleep while lying on the ground. When one of them woke up, he found that they were surrounded by more than five hundred Arrancars, and he hurriedly pushed the other one awake. One said: "Get up, we are going to make a fortune! "

7. Old man Yamamoto asked each division captain: "Captain Hitsugaya, please tell me, what is Soul Society? ”

“Soul Society is my mother! "Hisugaya answered readily.

"Yes, you answered it very well. Soul Society is your mother, and you should love her," Yamamoto said with satisfaction.

" Kira, what do you think, what is Soul Society? " he asked.

"Soul Society is Captain Hitsugaya's mother! "

8. At the speech ceremony for the reconstruction of the Jing Ling Ting, a royal family gave a thought report: "...I am the son of the people of Soul Society. "

Suddenly someone below said: "I am a member of the Soul Society. ”

9. When Dongxian first became the captain, he was very envious of those people who were very eloquent, but he was particularly bad at telling jokes, so he attended a speech class.

One day after the teacher gave a speech, he finally said: "My best time was spent in the arms of a woman, but this woman was not my wife! "Everyone was stunned.

Then the person said: "She is my mother! "Everyone laughed and applauded enthusiastically.

Dongxian was very envious, so he also wanted to try this interesting saying. On this day, he walked up to the team members and wanted to use this again Humorous, suddenly he found that he couldn't remember it, but he still said loudly: "My best time was spent in the arms of a woman, but she was not my wife! "The team members were all stunned.

Dongxian was very embarrassed. He was silent for almost ten seconds and tried his best to think about it. In the end, he couldn't think of anything, so he had to give up and said: "...I really can't remember her. Who is it! "

10. One day, Yachiru wanted to find the small sword, but found that he was missing, so he called Madarame Ikkaku to go search with him. Everywhere he went, Yachiru stabbed him with the knife. Ikkaku asked where he was. Ikkaku was annoyed to death.

When he arrived at another place, he poked Ikkaku again and asked: "What is this place?" Ikkaku said angrily: "This is the butt!"

11. The birthday of Captain Ukitake of the 13th Division is here. Seven of his team members plan to chip in to buy him a birthday cake. Unfortunately, a large cake in the store costs 20 yuan, which is difficult to share among 7 people. One of the team members suggested to the boss: "Is 21 yuan okay?"

12. Kira, who had just entered Zhenyang Spiritual Arts Academy, was very low on self-confidence. In order to encourage him, the teacher asked: "What if one day, I wake up in the morning?" After you arrived, you found out that you had become the most famous person in the world. What was your first reaction? "Jiliang said without thinking, "I will first see if I am the only one left in the world."

13. In order to make the students of the Spiritual Arts Academy understand "humanity", the old man Yamamoto specifically gave an example in his speech to the whole school: "If a donkey is carrying a heavy burden uphill, but the owner still cares about it, It was whipping hard, but I stepped forward to stop it. What kind of virtue did this embody? ”

The whole school said in unison: “We are brothers and sisters”