2. I'm still lamenting the small waist of that year. Look at it now, and I hate it in my spare time.
3. Now "good night" means, don't be blind with me, I will continue to play with my mobile phone now. Say good night to each other and stay up late.
4. I just want to say that those beautiful women who brush flour all day, hold selfie artifacts and use beauty cameras, don't accidentally disappear one day. Your parents didn't even post photos for you!
5. Work testimony: Sorry not to do it; Do as you wish; There is no point in doing more; Do it desperately, and people will question: What do you mean?
6. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.
7. For those who like to pretend to be B, I will smile and say to her: What brand of plastic bag are you, so cuddly!
8. The most poisonous sentence I have ever heard: My eyes are bigger than your breasts.
9. You should remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.
10. For some people and things, we need the toilet spirit. Click on it and everything will be clean.
1 1. There is no choice phobia, not just because of poverty; No indecision, just cowardice.
12. From nothing at the beginning of the year to nothing at the end of the year, don't forget that your initiative spent a year in vain.
13. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems. How to have money is your biggest problem.
14. If you are single all the year round, you should reflect on yourself. Is the gender requirement too strict?
15. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but dare not."
16. I went out for dinner six years ago. Shopping is basically cash payment; I went out to eat three years ago. Shopping is basically a credit card; Now I go out to eat. Shopping payment is a sweep. What does this mean? This shows that the probability of going out to pick up money is almost zero!
17. Make up your mind to change from tomorrow every night, live a good life and work hard. Turn over under the covers at noon the next day: Shit, some other time.
18. Either find someone who makes you worry about food and clothing, or find someone who loves you to the bone all your life, otherwise why do you fall in love? Is the wine bad or the mobile phone not fun?
19. It is said that women are made of water, so they should be gentle and not lose their temper. In fact, I am also made of water, but I am just an elf, dripping with breath. I must hold it, not shake it.
20. If you are lucky enough to be together in the future, you must have a clear division of housework. You clean the house and I'll clean you up.