2. Who says women love money? Women love not money, but Grandpa Mao.
Don't give me the glad eye, you are not strong enough.
Everyone is so kind to me, telling me the advantages to my face and the disadvantages behind my back.
Sorry, your smell is too strong, and I look too weak.
6, if the apple tree can really make an iPhone, that would be great!
7. This year, no matter Sohu or sogou, the cats said they didn't understand.
8. Fight together, and we will be beaten together.
9. When you find that your clothes can't be worn, tell yourself that you are not fat, but that your clothes have shrunk.
10, shall we break up when China unifies the universe?
1 1. The teacher found smoking and refused to admit it. The teacher said, then what's the smell of smoke on you? I said: body fragrance.
12, the man who can't find the lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?
13, computer class, a classmate shouted when there was something wrong with his machine; "Boss, change the plane!"
14, hey boss, give me a bowl of fried dough sticks and a cup of soybean milk.
15, the biggest pain in life is that I saw the rainbow after going through the storm. As a result, I was blind.
16, I'm not a salted egg superman, why should I fight for you?
17, the knife swats the fly, the taste is necessary, who wants to taste it, locate it in advance.
18, originally can talk, I thought you were blind.
19. Legend has it that three famous figures in a certain era: Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi and Zhang Ga, a soldier, are called "Lady Gaga" for short.
20. Love is a stinky tofu. When the stink disappears, the relationship is over.
2 1, my QQ avatar is tap dancing happily in your QQ, and your penguin seems to have Alzheimer's disease, and it took a long time to say "Oh".
22. Galvanized coffins are certainly more durable, but wooden coffins are good for health.
23. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later!
24. Call me a rogue. I learned it from you.
25, the broken pot has its own broken pot cover, nuns are free and monks love, as long as they love the ocean, pockmarked faces shine.
26. Tencent Com, can you let everyone drill for free?
27. Three elements of success: First, persistence. Second, shameless. Third, insist on being shameless.
Damn mosquito, I'm not your father. Why do you always eat and drink mine?