1. The only reason why I am fat is: a small body cannot contain my great personality.

2. Why do people want to vomit when they see me? Is it because I am too handsome?

3. What era are you in, and you have no sense of gangsterism at all.

4. If you like someone, you must confess your love. If you don’t get rejected, you will really think you are a fairy.

5. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

6. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

7. The world is about to end. There is something I have been hiding from you. In fact, I am Ultraman.

8. I did not force you to grow up to be Manyu Jiaxin, and there is no reason for you to force me to surpass Li Ka-shing.

9. When I’m in a bad mood, I’ll take the bus and sit behind someone with long hair to cut her hair.

10. It turns out that Goku has always been sexy: the most powerful leopard print skirt + red stockings + black boots + steel pipe in history.

11. The left side of the brain is full of water, and the right side of the brain is full of flour. It’s just that if you don’t move, it’s all paste when you move.

12. Don’t argue with a fool, otherwise others will not be able to figure out who the fool is.

Thirteen. A wave of EXO kissing scenes are coming towards me, and I need support.

14. I am still young and need guidance. But I don’t need you to point fingers at me.

15. Don’t rely on your ugliness to stay up as late as you want.

16. Be happy while you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

Seventeen. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I cannot tolerate is that the money in my hand is fake.

18. True trust is when you say: I fart not smelly, and she will never cover her nose.

19. Little Sunflower’s mother’s class has started. The child’s cough is not good, and he is probably disabled.

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Ten. We promised to grow old together, but you secretly baked it.

Twenty-one. The function of the alarm clock is not to get me up, but to make me change my position to sleep.

Twenty-two. Behind every successful Ultraman, there is a little monster who is silently beaten.

Twenty-three. Mosquitoes, born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.

Twenty-four. There is a kind of quietness called Laoban is coming.

Twenty-five. What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? I was just passing by, but I was squeezed into the car.

Twenty-six. Your depression is pretentious, your procrastination is laziness, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is idle pain, and your insomnia is not sleepy at all.

Twenty-seven. Every time QQ makes a "cough cough" sound, I thought it was a handsome guy adding me as a friend, but I didn't expect that I was kicked out by the group leader.

Twenty-eight. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

Twenty-nine. This book is very, very beautiful, so I have been reluctant to read it.

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Ten. If you treat women as clothes, you will run naked sooner or later.