1.. I came quietly and left quietly, waving my dagger, leaving no one alive

2. When will the bright moon appear? Look up yourself

< p> 3. A hero doesn’t care about his way out, and a gangster doesn’t care about his age.

4. When you see an injustice on the road, you roar, and then you continue to move forward

5. There is no airtight wall, no A beam that cannot be hung

6. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

7. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away! If Ziruo doesn't leave, he'll be knocked unconscious and continue to be dragged away!

8. Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct?

9. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

10. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

11. Love is to devote yourself wholeheartedly, and then withdraw again and again!

12. The most contradictory thing between lovers is that they fantasize about each other’s future while thinking about each other’s past.

13. Before I had a chance to get involved with the flowers, I was plucked out.

14. It’s difficult for a hero to pass the test of beauty. I’m not a hero, but beauty made me pass the test.

15. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

16. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

17. A salty fish is still a salty fish

18. I am not a prince, why do girls always think that they should be princesses when they meet me?

19. Marriage is Wear a cotton coat for freedom, it will be inconvenient for movement, but it will be very warm

20. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but very important.

21. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

22. When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When the boss does not use you, he will be laid off!

23. If we stay together for a long time, we will break up, and if we stay apart for a long time, we will get together; if you drink, you will go crazy, but if you drink, you will go crazy. A must drink

24. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy

25. In front of the Chinese team, the Thai team wearing yellow jerseys suddenly looked like the Brazilian team.

26. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, Li Junji and Li Yuchun are both made of cement

27. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women, mostly It’s because you’ve been stimulated

28. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you have a bun

29. Only when your pants lose their belts do you understand what dependence is.

30. Smoking is disobedient, so we "smoke".

31. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an Independence Day.

32. Closing my eyes, I saw my future...

33. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover can be snatched away , is not considered a lover.

34. The sea is vast and fish can leap, and the broken drum can be beaten by others.

35. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

36. Diamonds are forever, but one will go bankrupt!

37. Lie down wherever you fall.

38. To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to tell a story!

39. Fall down, get up and cry again.

40. You asked me to get out, I got out, you asked me to come back, I'm sorry, I got away!

41. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love!

42. The farmer uncle planted corn in the ground and harvested a lot of corn in the autumn. I planted my husband in the ground in the spring, and now that autumn is here, hey, he’s dead!

43. My wife said she wanted to watch lightning, so I used a kitchen knife to chop the electricity.

1. If you don’t want people to lie down on grass, it’s better to plant cacti instead!

2. I am a little narrow-minded, but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!

3. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

4. As long as people are separated, no matter how familiar they are, they will gradually become alienated.

5. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me if I wanted it cut into 8 pieces or 12 pieces? I thought about it and said: Let’s go with 8 yuan! 12 yuan is too much to finish!

6. When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called sex; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.

7. The government thinks about how to reasonably collect taxes, the boss thinks about how to reasonably avoid taxes, and I think about how to reasonably sleep more!

8. Time is for wandering, the body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and the soul is for singing.

9. Love is like a ghost, many people believe it but few people see it

10. How far is eternity? Just get as far away from me as you kid!

11. Encountering a writer’s signature: It may seem like it, but it may not necessarily be the case. I came across a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

12. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

13. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late...

14. Oh my God! My clothes are slimming again.

15. The important task of the post-80s generation is to create the post-08 generation.

16. Others have a background, but I only have a back view~~.

17. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

18. It is very important to remind everyone to learn to repair their own notebooks! There once was a man who couldn't repair his notebook... everyone knows what happened next.

19. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

20. It’s not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we demand too much from the story!

21. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

22. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

23. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

24. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

25. Even if you believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle.

26. A true good friend does not mean that you have endless topics to talk about when you are together, but when you are together, you will not feel embarrassed even if you don’t talk.

27. There is no perfect partner, only two people with 50 points!

28. Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who truly loves you!

29. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

30. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

31. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

32. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - ah, it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

33. Asked a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" The colleague said: "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec!"

34. I ordered two dishes from the canteen at noon. After eating the first one, I was shocked, "Is there any more unpalatable dish in the world than this?" After eating the second one, I cried, "There really is."

35. When mice show their power, everyone becomes a sick cat.

36. Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of cups.

37. Listen to your words and save me ten books!

38. He debuted at the age of 0 and made progress every day at the age of 10. At the age of 20, you have lofty ideals, and at the age of 30, you work hard to become stronger. The 40-year-old is basically oriented, the 50-year-old is popular everywhere. Play mahjong when you are 60 years old, and wander around when you are 70 years old. The 80-year-old Lala lives at home, and the 90-year-old hangs it on the wall!

39. Boss, give me two pounds of true love first, take it back and feed it to the dog!

40. "Dear, I...I am pregnant...three months ago, but don't worry, it is not yours, and you are not responsible..."

41. We have a little Small differences: She wants me to turn dirt into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt.

42. Studying Chinese for 10 years is worse than chatting on QQ for half a year.

43. I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out 6 coins from my pocket: If all six are heads, I will go to class! After thinking about it for a long time, I decided not to take the risk...

44. I bought a Western Zhou clay pot for 80,000 yuan. Yesterday I went to the "Treasure Appraisal" column for appraisal, and the expert said seriously : "Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week!"

45. I can tolerate fake figures, fake faces, fake breasts, and fake buttocks! ! ! But I just don’t tolerate money! ! ! !

46. A gentleman pretends to be dead to be a confidant, and a woman undergoes plastic surgery to please someone.

47. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

48. Marriage notice: The requirements are as follows, A is alive and B is female.

49. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

50. Eat appropriately to have the strength to lose weight.

51. Shake and shake until you reach Naihe Bridge.

52. Question: What do you like about me? Answer: I like you to stay away from me!

53. Come back quickly, I can’t fool you!

54. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next~~~

55. If you fall, get up and cry again~~~

56. Apart from teeth, there is also love that is difficult to extricate oneself from in the world.

57. A dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi'an Jiaotong University. When she came out, she sobbed: "555, I finally have no worries about not being able to get married in this life..."

58. Life is easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy.

59. Asking you how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel...

60. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, The mirror is even.

61. When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

62. Make decisions with a pat on your head, make promises with a pat on your chest, and leave with a pat on the back.

63. We are moving too fast, and our souls can’t keep up...

64. Don’t be as familiar as the people on earth~~~

65. Come out Damn it, my wife will have to change sooner or later!

66. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me...

67. Even if I am a toad , I will never marry a female toad.

68. Why sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep forever after death...

69. A tailor who does not want to be a cook is not a good driver.

70. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away

71. It's over, you won't pay attention to me anymore, I will become a dog and ignore you~~!

72. I caught the bus in the morning. When I arrived at the platform, the bus had already started. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me!" At this time, a passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to me: "Wukong, please stop chasing me. ... < /p>

73. I will have a period right after graduation; I will have a wife one year after graduation; I will regret having a wife later; I will have a second wife later; I will regret having a second wife the most

74. I won’t beat you , you don’t know that I am both civil and military.

75. I like you so much that you will die if you like me.

76. There is a grave in my heart where the widow is buried.

77. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it..

78. Either be patient or cruel

79. Although you are sprayed with cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

80. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backstage have been picked up. Those who have no backstage will be beaten to death with a stick

81. I wish I could have grown old together with you

82. The carousel is the cruelest game in the world, chasing each other , but always separated by a sad distance

83. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny

84. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time, and write love as having been in love

85. Wait for your care, wait until I close my heart

86. When I love you, you are what you say. When I don’t love you, you are what you say.

87. Love until it hurts

88. I am not a currency, how can I make everyone like me?

89. If you are destined not to give me expectations? response. Then keep at a safe distance

90. Our goal: look at money and make money

91. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to pinch Knead instant noodles (so right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

92. Get out of here, keep getting out...

93. The most important thing is In the dead of night, my longing becomes so unbridled

94. Please don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital

95. Zhuge Liang never led an army before he left the mountain. , why do you want me to have work experience

96. Memories are a bridge, but a prison to loneliness

97. I will know you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes< /p>

98. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget, why should I accompany you to the end of the world?

99. Happiness is a comparative level, you need something at the bottom to feel it

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100. It is said that from now on the world is a stranger. What is the end of the world? Turn around and turn my back to you, it is already the end of the world...

101. Pure is fiction, chaos is beauty.

102. After leaving, don’t wish me happiness. What qualifications do you have to wish me happiness?

103. There are some things that we know are wrong, but we still have to persist because we are not willing to accept them; there are some people that we know we love, but we have to give up because there is no ending; sometimes, We know there is no way, but we still move forward because we are used to it.

104. Be kind to yourself, because life is short; be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!

105. You will never see me when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

106. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed, accept what cannot be changed

107. Apart from tears, the only thing that can wash away everything is time. Time moves feelings forward. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

108. Complaints are the greatest gift God can receive from mankind, and they are also the most sincere part of mankind’s prayers.

109. The price of wisdom is contradiction. This is life’s joke on the outlook on life.

110. Girls in the world always think that they are proud princesses (except for a few extremely ugly and a few extremely smart girls)

111. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you You are not sure of defeating him yet

112. If a friend makes you angry, it means you still care about his friendship

113. Linghu Chong said, “There are some things that we cannot control, so we have to control them. Myself.”

114. I don’t know what I am doing right now and what I am doing wrong. I will only know this when I finally die of old age. So all I can do now is try my best to do everything well, and then wait to die of old age.

115. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his shoes, I realized: He is even more pitiful than me. So please forgive everyone you have met, good or bad.

116. Fish says to water that you can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water says I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

117. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the sky should be sunny after the rain. If it's still rain after rain, if it's still sadness after sadness. Please allow us to calmly face the parting after parting. Smile and look for an impossible you!

118. Death teaches people everything, just like the results announced after an exam—although you suddenly realize it, it’s too late~!

119. When you were born, you were crying and the people around you were smiling; when you passed away, you were smiling and the people around you were crying! Everything is reincarnation!!!! We are all in reincarnation!!!!

120. Before marriage, men find few women suitable for them, but after marriage, there are many women

121. Among millions of people, meet the person you meet; among millions of years, in the endless wilderness of time, there is neither a step too early nor a step too late, and you just happen to catch up

< p>122. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy to be covered up by habits, blurred by time, and consumed by inertia.

123. Life is only a few decades, so don’t give yourself too much energy. Whatever regrets you have left, laugh when you want to laugh, cry when you want to cry, love when you should love, no need to suppress yourself

124. Words from "Peace Era": When fantasy and reality face each other , always painful. Either you are knocked down by the pain, or you trample the pain under your feet

125. True love does not pay attention to excitement, pomp, prosperity, and howling.

126 , In life, people are constantly leaving or entering. So, what is seen is invisible; what is remembered is forgotten. In life, there are constant gains and losses. So, what is invisible is seen; what is forgotten is remembered. However, if it is invisible, does it mean it does not exist? Remember, will it never disappear?

127. We do live a difficult life. We have to withstand all kinds of external pressures, and we also have to face our own inner confusions. When you are struggling, if someone looks at you with understanding, you will feel the warmth of life. Perhaps just a brief glance is enough to make me excited.

128. I don’t think about whether I can succeed. Since I have chosen the distance, I only care about the wind and rain; I don’t think about whether there will be cold wind and cold rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, I will leave it to you. The only thing in the world is the back.

129. Regret is a spirit-consuming emotion. Regret is a greater loss than a loss and a greater mistake than a mistake. So don’t regret it

130. The sun rises in the East China Sea and sets in the West Mountain. There is a day of sorrow and a day of joy. When things happen, you don’t get too horny, and you feel comfortable and your heart is at ease

1. The beauty of a gentleman is that of an adult, and the petty man wins the love of others.

2. A married man will not go to bed, and a rotten wife will not go to bed.

3. The hero's sword is not old, but the old lady's charm is still there.

4. If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old. Oh, God!

5. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

6. Myocardial infarction meets a miracle doctor, and everything is clear.

7. You will regret running out of books when you have used them, and you will not have enough money at the end of the month.

8. I am born to be useful, and a mouse’s son can dig holes.

9. The three stooges all have the same stink.

10. Ghosts knock on the door in the middle of the night, and passers-by want to die.

11. There was bright moonlight in front of the bed, and Li Bai slept soundly.

12. Whoever has never died in life since ancient times, it will be your turn next.

13. Thousands of mountains and rivers are always love, can you give me an extra point?