27 chic and casual personality signatures (selected 35 sentences) 1. If you are determined to do something, don't ask others if it is worth it. Willing to take it for granted, will take it for granted. 2. Throw what you should throw and give up what you should give up. From today on, be a layman all your life and live with the best attitude. 3. If you store sunshine, there will be fragrance, and there will be warmth in your heart. Why not? You are not afraid of the desolation of life. Please don't treat me like a fool. Some things are not that I don't know, but that I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart. It is better to be quiet than to laugh against your will. It is better to manage the betrayal and incompetence of others than to manage your own dignity and beauty. 6. Scum is male and female, waste is age-neutral, things can't be put off, words can't be said, and people can't do it. 7. Different ideas, different experiences, different ideas and different visions do not need mutual understanding and respect. 8. Don't take everything too seriously. Everything follows fate, deep fate gathers, and shallow fate follows. 9. The person who spends the most time with you is yourself. Just be the person you like. 10. If you let go, you won't be lonely. You will know when you stand far away. You can't feel without fantasy. If you don't expect it, you won't care. 1 1. I poured you a cup of hot water, but you want a drink. As a result, the more you drink, the more thirsty you are. You remember hot water, but it was freezing, and my enthusiasm was limited. You should hurry. 12. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are. Wechat funny personality signature 1. The boss asked me to go to work, and I grabbed a handful of soil from the potted plant on his desk. The boss asked me what was going on. I said coldly: I'll take some soil to cook! Who told you not to pay? The boss turned red immediately after hearing this. He quickly took out his wallet, turned left and right, took out a business card and handed it to me, saying, this way, the soil cultivated by his family is imported, without any additives, and it is all farmyard manure! My son is going to take the college entrance examination. I told him about the precautions for more than two hours. After worshipping him, he looked at me and said, Dad, you are amazing. Why didn't I find it before? I was so proud that my wife came to me and said, "Your father is great. He passed the college entrance examination five times, but he didn't go to college in the end! " ! The exam rules can be memorized. Me: ... 3. I had a big fight with my parents yesterday afternoon, cooked dinner in the kitchen, and went to bed when I was not in the mood to eat. When my parents came back from work, they saw that the food on the dining table had not been touched at all, and they muttered: This child will not quarrel with us in the afternoon and be wronged and want to poison us. Do you think he didn't eat a bite? After that, I went out to eat ... 4. "Why do you give so many emotional suggestions to others, yourself or single dog?" "When do you think the coach's next game is?" Yesterday, I took my six-year-old son to learn swimming. By the swimming pool, the coach patiently and meticulously explained various swimming postures and specific exercises to more than a dozen children, such as breaststroke, butterfly stroke and dog planing. At this moment, the son standing behind the crowd suddenly shouted, "Brother Coach, why can't we teach some human postures?" ? 6. My husband and I have the same surname. He and my dad often drink together Drinking and chatting before marriage said that he was actually a generation older than my father. My dad put his arm around his shoulder and said, Uncle, my daughter will be given to you in the future. You should treat her well! My husband: Don't worry, nephew, it's all right! My face was blackened by my mother ... 7. Two cows were grazing together, and the green cow asked the black cow, "Hello! What's the smell of your grass? " The black cow said, "Strawberry flavor!" The green cow leaned down and took a bite, and shouted angrily, "You lied to me!" " The black cow gave him a contemptuous look and replied, "Idiot, I said grass is tasteless." 8. My family has a lovely 3-year-old Lolita. Once she came back from kindergarten and began to cry as soon as she got home. I asked her, what's the matter? Why are you crying? She cried and said, I haven't cried all day. Let me cry for a while ... what logic is this? 9. In primary school science class, the teacher asked us to bring our own insects to the school to communicate. Some bring silkworms, some ladybugs and some mantises, all of which are harmless insects. I don't know what happened to me. Bought a bunch of roasted centipedes and brought them to school, which scared the teacher to call her mother on the spot ... 10. My nephew 10 years old, didn't study hard. My brother took my nephew to the construction site and pointed to a pile of cement bricks to let him move. He said that if you don't study hard, you will go to the construction site to move bricks when you grow up. My nephew picked up a piece, just took two steps, and whispered, Dad, I think it's too difficult to move bricks. I don't want to move bricks! As soon as the younger brother showed a gratified smile, he heard his nephew say: I'm going to beg ... 1 1. In the era of kindness and scarcity, pushing your luck has become the creed of many people. 12. Even if the candy from the person you don't like can pile up into mountains, you will still think that the salt from the person you like is sweeter. High-quality classic personalized copy 1. The so-called growth is exactly like this, that is, people struggle in loneliness, get hurt, lose, lose, but want to live. Most mistakes and losses are due to lack of effort, persistence and reservation. Then hypnotize yourself and say that everything is fate. You can't ask everyone to read and understand you, which will make you look like a bargain. 4. Do useful things, say positive words, think beautiful things and have a good sleep. Spend time making progress instead of complaining. 5. Divide life into two parts, the first part has no hesitation, and the second part has no regrets. 6. Be a clean and free person, don't remember the past and don't mention the future. 7. please yourself first. As for others, friendship depends on mood. 8. The person you like should be your motivation, not your wound; What you like should enrich you, not make you anxious 9. I like this utilitarian world because it recognizes everyone's contribution. Good-looking girls can relax for a few years, but girls who make money can live a good life! 10. If you don't care, you must strive for three points. If you care, you have to forgive others. 1 1. My duty is to help you, not to help you. Don't take my good feelings for you as my responsibility.