1. Although I am a little fat now, I think back then, when I was the thinnest, I was only six pounds!

2. Some people say I am handsome, and I laugh because I look even more handsome when I smile.

3. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

4. In the future, if I want to make a movie called "Girls like us, no one chased us in those years", I don't believe it will be popular.

5. I hate the nonsense they tell me "Why did you give up treatment?", which makes me seem like I can still be saved.

6. Obesity makes breathing painful, eating KFC hurts, eating McDonald’s hurts, and even drinking water hurts.

7. My husband turned off the lights at night, and I wanted to be like a soft girl, so I got into my husband’s arms and said: Hubby, I’m afraid of the dark. He pushed me away: Pull me down, stop pretending, last time you went to the haunted house, you shook hands with the ghosts along the way, it was like a leader going to the countryside!

8. Two neighbors were quarreling, and the three-year-old baby was crying and yelling: "Dad, don't hit mommy, daddy, don't hit mommy, you can't beat her, woohoo!"

9. The girlfriend asked her boyfriend: "If I go crazy, will you still love me?" The boyfriend said firmly: "Yes!" The girlfriend thought for a while and said sadly: "You really love me. Appearance!"

10. As a high school student, don't lament that "once you graduate, the class will probably not be able to gather together." Let me tell you: in college, even in class.

11. I finally understand why we have to turn back and forth during military training at the beginning of school, because only in this way can we get a more even tan.

12. God closed the window of mathematics for me, and also closed the door of English. He also blocked the sewer of science and technology, and even the dog hole of Chinese was blocked for me.

13. Psychologists once said that the more a person shows off something, the less something he lacks. But why do I feel that when they show off their wealth, they mean they have money, when they show off their affection, they mean they have a partner, and when they show off scenic spots, they mean they are traveling!

14. As soon as I left the gate of the community in the morning, a five or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried: Uncle, please marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying: Even if you are married, you still have to go to school for me today!

15. What is a real home? This morning I saw a buddy wearing shorts and a vest standing at the door of the building. He looked at the snowflakes on the ground and said, "I'm going, it's already winter!"

16. A senior once said to me: "Boys don't need to be handsome or rich, as long as they have a gentle and considerate heart, girls will like them." Now please come out, senior, and I promise not to beat you to death.

17. A fat woman is plump, a thin woman is slim, a tall woman is slender, and a short woman is exquisite! If a man is fat, he is a pig, if he is thin, he is a rib, if he is tall, he is a bamboo pole, and if he is short, he is a winter melon. Is there any justice left!

18. When you are not full, there is only one worry about having enough food; every time you are full, there will be more worries!