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Ten years of hard work, one day of childbirth.

Lan: Did you play with hidden rules when you were a child?

Let me go to you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It’s yours

[Lan Zhi’s must-have aura during YY Voice’s 4-hour live broadcast]

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2 invited short films for Minute Maid events:

1. Lan: Let’s not use the warmest applause now.

2. Lan : Because I fell in love with Xiao Miao, I said goodbye to homosexuality completely.

3. Lan: Our program is anti-fascist, and this is how most gangsters find confidence in themselves

4 .Lan: I am Steve Martin Lanzhi. This program is exclusively sponsored by Lanzhi Mobile, Lanzhi Mobile, the sewing machine in the mobile phone.

5. Lan: He graduated from the Central Conservatory of Music Department of Otolaryngology of the College.

6. Lan; Singer Zhu Hao has made a good journey from "Happy Boy" to "Super Girl", and the surgery was also difficult

7. Lan: Xiao Miao’s broadcasting is very good. He was sent by Zambia Television.

8. Lan: He likes to play basketball and his home run is the best

9 .Lan: I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East to go to the West to get the Bible

10. Lan: Their family is very rich, his father is on China Unicom, his mother is on China Mobile... Miao: He Mom is mobile?...

Issue 1-8:

Lan Zhi:

1. Lan: We don’t have any goals, it’s just hugging Head towards China, rush towards the world and towards the universe. There has been no one at the Observation Bureau lately.

2. Lan: There is a new feature in qq2005, which allows me to upgrade to 2010.

I say gay to you to express my respect for you [pause. . . ] and making fun

Miao: I am an upright person, not a gangster. Lan: You are an upright gangster

Miao: Diaoju is exported to domestic sales

Lan: I want to look cool, so I grew my hair like Kimura, and imitated countless big stars. Zhang Weijian is the one that suits me

3. Lan: I never eat junk food, it’s all delivered by home delivery

The question of which one is better, KFC or M, has been discussed since Yoshiko Kawashima was killed.

Blue: China’s four major delicacies: salted duck, Shandong goose, Cantonese dog, and KFC.

Lan: Which one is better than KFC or M? First, the most important thing is which lady is prettier. Then which one has more straws. Miao: Why are there so many straws? Lan: Use it to suck it to death

Lan: The girls at KFC are not as good looking as the girls at McDonald's.

Lan: The lobby manager is the good-looking one. In order to let her come out, I have to wait for the sales girl to make a mistake.

Miao: KFC The most famous one is of course Chicken Lan: He only has chicken left.

Lan: In summary, after the operation [to sum up], KFC’s hands smelled bad after eating, and M’s hands smelled delicious after eating. Is it?

Miao: KFC’s Coca-Cola tastes better than McDonald’s Pepsi.

Miao: Is this a draw? Lan: OK, 1 to 10, I’m 10. Miao:. .. Lan; Next time you are 1, okay? Miao: Next time...

Miao: There is always only one truth Lan: Yes, there can be several facts

4. Lan Speech: I have never watched Ultraman. It is poisoning the younger generation, childish, and vulgar. This is the soft aggression of the Japanese militarism against us! What an unbearable situation this is! Of course, I have also seen it. Whenever it is quiet at night, I will open the computer and look for downloads.

But when I watch these films, I watch them with criticism, with hatred, with the indignation deep in the heart of a person with conscience! I want to take a look at how Japan's violent culture poisons the innocent hearts of young people step by step. I have never watched Ultraman, let alone Ultra Father, Ultra Mother, Ultra King, M78, Kingdom of Light. , I don’t know at all, what about the first generation Ultraman Seven, Ultraman Jack, Ultraman Ace, Ultraman Taro, Ultraman Leo, Ultraman Eddie, what about Tiga, Dyna, Gaia, I have never heard of Gauss, Nexus, Max, and Mebius.

5. Xiao Miao is very serious about studying. He worked very hard last night and his clothes were covered with words. .I have lost a lot of weight, from more than 50 kilograms to just over 40 tons. I can’t bear it anymore.

Lan: The friend who helped us at the beginning was so heroic and brave, Jiang Chenhanyang.

Next year is Xiao Miao’s first anniversary. I am Lan Zhi, Xiao Miao has passed away

Lan: I will buy more Zhu Hao’s records, buy 100 Zhu Hao’s records... .. promotional paper.

Lan: As long as we work hard, this show will definitely become the Super Saiyan [Oh, no, talk show] that is popular on the Internet.

6. Lan ; I met an old classmate yesterday, and I am now at Nanyang Polytechnic in Singapore. I am the same as her. Miao: Are you from Singapore too? Lan: I can go see her when I have time in Xinjiekou. Miao: How to get there? Lan: Take bus 9. Miao: Still Xinjiekou! Lan: Route 60 is also there.

Miao: I dropped the chicken wings, so I found that the base and tip of the wings can be sold separately

Lan: Ken and Mai have many Very similar to products, drinks... style

7. Excerpt from original cross talk [I am Ultraman]

Miao: Ultraman?

Lan: Not slow, we are not slow

Miao: Oh, if you say that, you are an alien

Lan: No, no, no , I have a household registration book from Earth

Lan: I am decentralized, oh no, dispatched by a special agency

I have a special title and am the resident of the Kingdom of Light in Nanjing, Jiangsu, China. The Yuhuatai office is also the peace ambassador for the Gulou area.

Miao: I said your profession sounds like this bandit who just came down from the mountain.

Lan: Oh, that’s a side job, that’s a side job, something you do occasionally.

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Miao: Ultraman are all plotting against each other?

Lan: Of course Ultraman is also scheming.

Miao: Why are you so scheming?

Lan: When our Ultraman was young, before we entered school, we were divided into mainstream and non-mainstream Ultraman

Miao: Huh?

Lan: You know there is a man named Ultra King in our Kingdom of Light.

Miao: Oh, you are the boss

Lan: Oh, there is also a man named Ultra's father

Miao: Oh, you are the second in charge

Lan: No, their professional titles are the same

Miao: Oh

Lan: Their superficial professional titles are the same, I can’t control their private fight

Miao: Oh, you have nothing to do with it

Lan: That is to say, those who followed Ultra's father when they were young are the mainstream, and those who follow the Ultra King are non-mainstream

Miao: Then who are you with?

Lan: Of course I am with the mainstream industry. I make a living by following the mainstream industry, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... ···

Miao: Quite smart

Lan: There is a couplet in our school

Miao: Oh, you also post couplets

< p> Lan: Yes, this is our school anniversary

Miao: Oh, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, right?

Lan: We are the couplet at the door

Miao: First line

Blue: The first line is: Who shall I protect?

Miao: Second line

Blue: Who shall protect me?

Miao : Hengpi

Lan: World peace, thank you

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Lan: We are doing the same over there, they are engaging in exam-oriented education under the banner of quality education. . We are also very miserable. We have an instructor named Mother of Ultra.

She beat him hard, even to the point of death, leaving blood streaks all over him. Why do some Ultraman have red skin, some are full red and some are half red? The kind where Tyro Severn Leo is almost rescued after being beaten

Blue: We Ultraman also have our own Games

Blue: It’s called the Olympic Games.

This is different from your earth

Miao: Oh, wait a moment, wait a moment. Can I sue you for infringement?

Lan: Your earth is also called the Olympic Games?

Miao: I got this name many years ago

Lan: The slogan of our Olympic Games is to be faster and stronger

Miao: Then there is another one What about higher?

Lan: What?

Miao: Even higher

Lan: Can we Ultraman be taller? If we are taller, the roof will be lifted. . .

Lan: We can fly.

Miao: So basically you can travel all over the world

Lan: Oh no, no, you don’t know this very well. We Ultraman don’t go everywhere.

Miao: Is there anyone else who wants to go?

Lan: Yes, yes, yes

Miao: Where

Lan: Let’s not talk about faraway places, let’s just talk about this area in East Asia. There is a place in this area in East Asia. I won’t go

Miao: Where

Lan: Four words

Miao: East Asia is a good place

Lan: No, no, no, there is a country with four words that I just won’t go to

Miao: Four words?

Lan: It's called "Korean Bangzi", also called Korea

Miao: You have no eyesight!

Lan: Oh, you are right

Miao: Huh?

Lan: We Ultraman are all blind. Although our Ultraman's eyes all have two eggs, some Ultraman have two dots inside, and some Ultraman really have no eyes. Of course this depends on the taste. . .

Lan: But there is one thing in China that makes me very angry. Every time I go to the bank and go to the ATM, every time I withdraw money, I have to open the hole and pull the money out. Others can't rob it, but I can rob it. Isn't my name written on it?

Miao: Where is your name?

Lan: It’s an ATM, Ultraman. For the battle, choose Confucius Temple. Because of the battery, Ultraman can usually stay for 3 minutes and 180 seconds after using it up.

Issues 9-11:

1. Miao: How many years is 196? Chinese masterpiece [Havoc in Heaven], Sun Wukong Blue: Yes, Super Saiyan.

2. Blue: You are like a donkey shadow puppet!

3. Blue: The Calabash Boy calls [Big Decisive battle! Super Gourd 7 Brothers], the eldest baby is red, and the second baby is a non-mainstream color...

4. Blue: The waist of the snake demon is extremely thin, 7.5 inches.

< p> 5. Miao: There is a Chinese cartoon that is now banned. Have you ever seen one of the main characters wearing underwear [Haier Brothers]? Lan: What’s the point? I’ve seen Calabash kids wearing nothing at all

6. Lan: The Haier brothers are pretty good, they’re all from Mayan culture...

Tell us How to survive without clothes.

7. Ahaha, that’s the ice fan Lan Zhi [Black Cat Sheriff]

8. Lan: The Motherland Trilogy, classic animation [Shu Grams and Vegeta]... Vegeta... The author is the bald brother Meng Fei, oh, not Zheng Yuanjie.

9. One flies a plane, and the other pays...

10. Lan: The big-headed son and the little-headed... Lan Miao together: Oh! Of course I like the mother with a perm in it.

The big-headed son has a big head and his father is gone.

11. Blue: Popeye, if a spinach gives him such strength, it means it is genetically modified. I hope the relevant parties will be brought to justice.

12. Miao: Doraemon's drawer opens blue : Come out with a household register.

13. Blue: Doraemon author Fujiko F Fujio, right, Miu Miao H Chuichiro, this was his stage name when he was a traitor.

14. Miao; Saint Seiya is about a group of adults training a group of people... Lan: This is [Huanzhugege].

Lan: Saint Seiya! 12 Warriors! Twelve Hairpins of Jinling! [Twelve Zodiac Signs]

Lan: Many people only like basketball after watching SLAMDUNK, and I am one of the victims.

Lan: Why can’t you play basketball? It’s so interesting to have a team of more than 40 people. Miao: Let me serve a ball by myself

Lan: Cat and mouse are very interesting. They fight back and forth. What’s the point of fighting back and forth?

Issues 12-15:

1. Lan: Zhu Hao has many representative songs, including naughty child, naughty child, naughty child, naughty child remix version, naughty child single version , Naughty Kid regular version, Naughty Kid silent version, Naughty Kid special edition, Naughty Kid pirated version...

2. Lan Hao, a host and a singer, does not steal business, So Lan Zhi won’t sing anymore, Zhu Hao won’t talk anymore...Zhu Hao, can’t you be a little more reserved after you become famous?