The wonderful quotes of classmate Tian Fuzhen are fully presented
This woman is terrible! (I’m talking about SELINA’s classmates)
As Selina became thinner, she became quite beautiful, completely unlike the “pig” she once was. I also asked her how she lost weight, and she said it was because she sweated while dancing, but as long as I exercised, I would become very strong and my muscles would "boom", similar to the female Arnold Schwarzenegger. So I can’t get in shape like this
Only my parents think I’m too thin!
At this moment, I had a vague feeling that God and Bodhisattva were slowly approaching me
I became a "biscuit". I am a "cookie". One hundred and sixty centimeters, 43 kilograms of biscuits, my gym pants became very loose, and I had no belly. That was the ultimate moment in my life. And I feel like I'm about to become "paper" along the way.
Artists are very thin, but fortunately Ella and Selina, who are with me every day, are not thin, otherwise I would be very sad!
Didn’t you like being pretty in junior high? They all wear school uniforms, no custom-made ones (I'm talking about ELLA)
I don't like Ella's weight loss, because she loses weight because of her poor health. And after she lost weight, she looked like the kind of person who scored 100% in the test and still said, "Oh! Why is the score so low!" I think if you want to lose weight, you should not eat when eating, but Ella just wants to Watch from the side and say, "It's delicious!" After a few bites, she will eat as little as a kitten, but she will start to say, "Oh my God! Her belly has gotten so big!" It seems like she is still full. Deserves a beating! I still like the way she looked fat and happy before.
The reason why I am afraid of wontons is that eating them will make me dizzy. The first time I ate wontons when I was in elementary school, I felt like vomiting and my head was very dizzy. Later, after eating half a wonton for the second time, I felt My head started to feel dizzy again, and I would never eat this "wonton" that made me inexplicably "chaotic" again.
My fear of wontons is that no matter where they come from, whether they are from Wenzhou or vegetable or meat, whether they are white or red, I am afraid of them. But when it comes to brother products that also use a piece of dough to wrap meat fillings, such as dumplings and pot stickers, I like them very much, so some friends say that I am deliberately "squeezing out" wontons, but how dare I! I saw that Wonton could only be called "Uncle" or "Boss", and I was so afraid that I had to step aside. Please spare me! Mr. Wonton!
The so-called "goods" is also a concept and it is difficult to define. I feel like an alien who has arrived on earth. As long as we see another alien, we will automatically recognize each other, but People on Earth can't see the difference between our race and non-my race at all. Only the same kind of people can understand the aura of the same kind.
Fans and friends, please don’t send me any more unlovable elephants! Thanks!
But I must say that I am a person from ancient times and do not know what the Internet is for.
Many fans say that my face smells stinky, that’s a misunderstanding! I think there must be something wrong with my facial features. When put together, I have a stinky face, because as long as I don’t smile, I look stinky. But I have no way to go online and explain to my fans that my face is really stinky to begin with. Because I don’t know how to use the Internet at all, fans may still think that I am cold-blooded. Why don’t I leave more messages and chat with them online, because I don’t know how to use the Internet at all! I feel so pitiful!
Whenever someone asks me: "What is your e-mail address?" I will uneasily say: "I don't have an e-mail address! I only have a mobile phone number."
If one day I can think of all the talents I have learned, then I will definitely be moved to tears and kneel down on the spot. From then on, my acting career will flourish!
Why is your family so scary! The dogs you raise are also vicious dogs! (I'm talking about ELLA)
But this time I didn't make any money, but instead got a record contract.
The first time I met Ella was during the semi-finals. She left a deep impression on me. At that time, she looked like a monkey, with a oily hair and wearing a white shirt. I thought she must be Is gay.
Although my first impression of Selina was that of a good girl, the way I got to know her later was completely different from the first impression. It turned out that she was also very mischievous and playful, and the administrator reminded You: Please don’t use bad words. Violators will be dealt with seriously! She is as good as me and very unladylike, so she became my close friend.
Now when I think back to my rejection when the group name was first announced, it’s really funny!
I have a restless soul
I also like the body class, after all, I am a dance spirit.
I am an Aries. I thought all the courses were interesting at first, but after a long time, I found the "vocal course" to be the most boring.
Especially in "Tropical Rainforest", the scene was beautiful, we were all wearing white jumpsuits, and the entire video was beautifully shot, but I couldn't open my eyes from the beginning to the end because I'm too afraid of light. I hope fans can understand this inherent flaw of mine.
Here I want to tell all fans, if you want to shake hands with me, don’t say it in a low voice. Please say it loudly and confidently: "Hebe, I want to shake hands with you!" I will definitely shake hands with you! You shake hands!
Some fans like to give us snacks. I don’t deny that I am really excited when I see the snacks, but eating them will put a burden on my body. I believe fans know that I have I really want to be a cookie instead of eating cookies, so I hope fans will be more sensible in the future and try to give me as few delicious snacks as possible for the sake of my figure.
The song is sung for the fans, not for you. It acts like it is sung specifically for you.
If you want to do it, just do it yourself. Pull me $%&*())_
If you are too angry, you may ask the company for some promotional uniforms and go to the production site. show!
Someone’s ass is easy to touch and spank (say Selina)
Ren Jiaxuan, you are so mean!
So handsome! Sorry, I love S.H.E!
At the concert, HEBE said that all three of SHE like to sing
And HEBE: "And mine is a bit embarrassing. When I was young, because my cousin told me , I looked like Andy Lau, so I mistakenly thought I was really Andy Lau” (E: It’s really a bit embarrassing)
“How could I look like Andy Lau? Then, when I went to kindergarten, my dad I bought Wang Jie’s tape to listen to. I like Wang Jie’s music very much. When I wear jeans, I don’t put my thumbs in my pockets, because Wang Jie is like that. And now, I am SHE’s HEBE. I don’t have to imitate anyone, thank you.”
Usually fans at autograph sessions will ask questions in just a few seconds, because there are too many things to do in a few seconds, so it’s hard to hear. The question was not very clear and I couldn't think about it. I could only say "Huh?" "Huh?" and asked another fan to come up. I'm so sorry.
I’m not very good at remembering the names of fans. Every time the fans look familiar, I just can’t remember the names. But remembering names is Ella’s strength, she can almost have a photographic memory! As for Selina, whenever fans ask her: "Do you remember my name?" the best answer must be: "You also know that I can't remember anything!"
I am a big road addict, it is so It's terrible, but my cousin and I went to the United States to study on our own. We didn't speak much English at all, but the two of us took the plane safely and went through customs and found my *** friend. He seemed to be doing well, but as long as he appeared around me If someone is more capable than me, I will immediately degrade and completely rely on that person! Too lazy to use your brain!
As long as Ella is here, I will depend on her. One morning I got up, but I didn't want to move or go anywhere. I just lay on the bed with my lotus fingers.
I have been obsessed with lotus fingers for the past two or three years. I think I am a fairy, but because ASOS says they are fairies, and I don’t seem to like others calling me a fairy, so I call myself a fairy.
Selina often relies on me. In fact, we rely on each other. I often take her into my fantasy world.
Poor Selina used to be very gentle, but now she is becoming more and more assimilated to me!
So we can’t even praise Ella, because she is a evil spirit!
Comprehensive presentation of classmate Tian Fuzhen’s wonderful quotations, 3 dialogues:
Hebe: Teacher! I think your voice sounds like a virgin!
Selina: Hahaha!
Everyone: Hahaha...!
Hebe: I feel so pure!
Hebe once went to
Kangkang: "Have you ever drank "bird's nest"?
Hebe: "I often drink this kind of stuff. Used to rinse your mouth."
Kangkang:"........................"
< p> When hostingAfter Brother Xian visited a beautiful woman
Hebe: "Brother Xian stood up!"
Brother Xian : "It stood up so quickly?"
Hebe: "I said the hair on my hair stood up!"
A recording happened to coincide with Ella's birthday
Brother Xian asked Hebe to say some blessings to Ella
Brother Xian said in Hebe’s ear: "Hebe, you have been unable to spit out ivory from a dog’s mouth this year. Please speak better."
Hebe pushed Brother Xian away and said: "Go away, you big-headed guy."
Brother Xian: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" !!!!!!!!!←Angry"
Hebe: "I mean Hebe, big or small..."
And last time Xi Bi and Nana hosted a radio show together~
When they were talking about activities, it was Selina who did the talking at the beginning~ Xi Bi suddenly said "Waiting for you"~
I scared the fan who called in~
The last time I went to Asia Entertainment~
There was a fan (I think it was from Xingyu) who wanted to go up and compare with Xibi. ~Then when he walked up~ Hebe said, "Come on~ and be on my sister's lap"
Hebe once said, "Eating too much meat will make people sour"
There is also a program about going to Japan on Happy Sunday
They are very cute in bathrobes
Selina: They are so cute that I don’t want to take them off
Hebe: But It’s even cuter after taking it off!!
Selina:!? (Scared expression)
During a show one day, HEBE asked the host and two other people if they asked you If you run with a lion, will you run in front or behind?
ELLA answered the question, running ahead of the lion of course!
HEBE said: Then you are worse than an animal~
SELINA learned from ELLA’s lesson and said, I run behind the lion...
HEBE said : Then you are worse than a beast~
The host finally said, then I will run side by side with the lion~~~~
HEBE said: Then you are a beast! ! (Poor host!!)
HEBE’s thought quotes: ELLA always thinks that washing her hair every day will make her hair clean, but in fact her hair still smells bad. SELINA always thought that what was in the toilet must be feces, but after taking a closer look, she discovered that it was a mobile phone that fell out of her pocket. When I was a baby, my mother took me shopping. People thought I was a boy, but in fact I was really a girl. I always thought I would have everything in my bag, but when I went out I realized I had forgotten the key.
Once, SHE was chatting with netizens on the Internet, and a troublemaker said that he wanted to buy a replica. HEBE said bluntly: If you buy a replica, you will eat shit. ELLA was there to help and said: Is there anyone else who wants to buy a replica?
One day, Zhang Zhicheng took three senior sisters to go shopping. HEBE said: There is a girl in front who looks like me, but her hair is a little messy, and she looks like she hasn't woken up yet. After saying that she wanted to go and see what was going on, ELLA said expressionlessly: Please, that is a mirror used in building decoration.
HEBE asked ELLA: If you raced against a tiger, who would you like to run faster? ELLA said, you thought I wasThe administrator reminds you: Please don’t use swear words, offenders will be dealt with seriously! Yeah, of course I run fast. HEBE said: Then you are worse than an animal. After a while, I asked SELINA again, and SELINA said: Then I choose tiger. HEBE smiled and said: Then you are worse than a beast. At this time the host said: I choose the same speed. HEBE laughed even harder: Then you are a beast.
HEBE said: I know that when one eye of a person is not good, the other eye must be better than that one; when one ear is not smart, the other one must be smarter than that one. Are you right?
SELINA said: Yes! I also know that when one foot is short, the other foot must be longer than that one. ELLA said: Everyone knows that you are sick
Comprehensive presentation of classmate Tian Fuzhen’s wonderful quotations No. 4 - quotations from other places
Fruit Daily, May 2004
Question: If she was asked to shoot a commercial with Faye Wong, would she be willing to just act as a passerby without getting paid?
Hebe: No! As soon as I saw Faye Wong, I was so nervous that my legs went weak and I peed on the spot.
Unless the manufacturer originally wanted to find an idol to play the role of an incontinent passerby, I would definitely be
nervous to death .........
...Speaking of which, if I really become incontinent in front of Faye Wong, this may
steal too much of the limelight!
I guess the year 2001 cannot be faked - candid photography
Brother Xian: ...When it comes to candid photography, everyone is worried...
Hebe: Very worried... ...
Selina: We all do this when we go to the toilet... (referring to covering our faces)...
Brother Xian: Ah! You all cover your face, aren't you covering your important parts? !
Hebe: Everyone in that place looks similar...
May 2004
Selina has a long eye, and Hebe and Ella attended the endorsement Activities
Hebe: The reason why she got needle eyes is because she peeked at others taking a bath, but she wanted to see who was taking a bath.
Of course she saw herself in the mirror...
< p> Ella: Seeing dirty things...Hebe: Seeing dirty things in the mirror...
(Ah hahaha, two venomous women)
< p> In May 2002, I guess it’s really impossible to fake the unitGirl with long nails
Aya: ...It’s actually quite easy to bully her, just pull her nails and throw them away like this …
…
Ella: Yes, just break it open and the flesh will burst open and blood will spurt out!
Then sprinkle salt...
2003 Shizi Intersection
People who pierce grass
Hebe: Is it better to pierce men? Female?
Kangkang: What’s the difference?
Hebe: Of course, men need to have one more pierced hair!
Interview
Hebe: ...Have you ever seen monkeys mating on TV? It was so intense that it felt like
the tree trunk was about to break. . . .
An online chat room in 2004
Selina...maybe open a kindergarten or something in the future...
Ella: Now fans are starting to have babies... …
HOST: How many kilograms does Hebe have now?
Hebe: ××kg...
(The person's eyes are aimed at Selina...)
Selina (eyes flashing away): I don't know, I haven’t measured it for a long time
…
(Ella flashes at the same time…)
Selina: I graduated on June 11th…
Ella: We want to go, we will go...
Selina: Don't steal my spotlight...
Hebe: I will be in the air that day...
Magazine interview
i: If there was magic, what would you want to change about the other two people?
Hebe: I want Ella to get well soon! As for Selina...she's not sick! I like her now. Why change?
Selina: I hope Hebe can get taller! This way all three of us can be the same height.
(Ah... Selina's "scream" came from the receiver)
I was beaten by my wife.
(I didn’t say what I wanted to turn you into... you actually want to make me taller! Hebe’s protest came from the distance) He asked me and I’ll tell you.
(Selina responded to Hebe innocently)
It’s okay, I covered the receiver, there was no way she could hear our conversation.
As for Ella... I hope she recovers soon
2004 Variety Show Winner
Hebe: I will die without you, but I will survive with you. die! ! < /p>
Board...
Host: If the group disbands or goes solo, who is most likely to be eliminated from the entertainment industry?
Hebe: It should be me, because I will be favored by wealthy businessmen and I will quit the entertainment industry
2003 Rose of Roses Love audition film session
Hebe: Ratings are a matter for adults...
Ella: Yes! Don't worry about our children...
January 2003 TVBSG entertainment news guest
Hebe:...They say you can still meet Faye Wong occasionally, but Maggie Cheung is rarely seen
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To...
Jiaqian: That's right! !
Hebe: But I think Maggie Cheung can be seen sometimes when I look in the mirror...
&%^$#@#@$%
Host: Below Which one do you like among the three: Kunda Milk Toro...
Hebe: Do you have to choose?
Host: Uh...
Hebe: I really can’t choose... I have to choose, right?
I don’t choose! Let’s see what you will do...
2003 Shizi Intersection - When Hebe was eating steamed buns
Hebe: ...too big...I am a beautiful girl! I forgot!
Magazine interview
Q: Where will you be in 5 years?
Selina: You are already married, planning the wedding in France.
Ella: Help Selina prepare.
Hebe: What about me?
Ella: Be the groom.
(Laughing)
Hebe: I am not suitable for filming, because film tapes are very expensive and my acting skills are terrible.
I will continue to be NG. , I don’t want the company to go bankrupt because of me.
Selina’s comfort to Ella when she fell in love
Selina: God created the world in a fit of anger because he was abandoned by his girlfriend.
In a certain issue of yokoSo japan
Selina.Hebe appears in Japanese costume.
Hebe is a Japanese samurai and Selina is an ancient woman.
Hebe: If any man dares to look at you one more time, I will stab him in the anus! *&^($#$%##
Selina:...Ana replied...I can't help it...
Hebe: Ouch...so sexy, I can't help it here...
Hebe: ...Don't ask so much, why do women know so many things?
Selina: Then me! Just "Consider", you host this show yourself...
Hebe: Huh? You must not be disobedient! (Drawing out the sword) Selina: No...
Hebe: I'll commit suicide instead of supporting you!
Selina: Okay, you commit suicide...
Inside the yokoso japan ramen museum
Selina: Wife! Don’t save me! (The knife is inserted...) Hebe: Wife! You must hold on!
I'm dying...
Hebe: What do you want to say, the last sentence...
Selina: I want to say...
Hebe: What!
Selina: The knife... the knife... is fake...
Hebe: Idiot! The ratings of this episode should be very low.
yokoso japan Tokyo Ski Resort
Building a snowman...
Hebe: If you are a woman, you should add breasts...
Selina: The cup size is too small, I think it should be a C cup
The number one person on MTV in a certain issue in 2003
Hebe: I want to be a giant, so it will be an A cup. It's also bigger than the D cup of ordinary people
!" (...
Hebe's description of S.H.E
We seem to be born with a ball, or A thing was cut into three halves when
was born,
and then on a certain day, three people suddenly met each other, and
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Formed into a ball,
very complete, very round, the three people complement each other perfectly
Attended the Computer Show in 2004, sold cameras for charity, and did good deeds Received this kind of praise from Hebe:
If someone goes to heaven in the future, they will see this lady.
Happy Co., Ltd. - Zoo (while riding a mini horse)
Ella: This is the first time I feel the presence of my breasts~~ :(~~
If you want to give it a try, you will find that you are actually quite capable.
Selina: I can’t go, otherwise I will be blinded~^O^~~
Ella: Do you want to try it, you will really feel it...
Hebe: I feel so good! ………………
Hebe: I have an F cup!
Ella’s Birthday in 2002 Call them out on the show
Jiao: Did the other two members give you birthday gifts?
Ella: Not yet, but they will. I told them I wanted a DV. . .
Delusion! ! !
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yokoso japan Selina.Hebe wears a Japanese yukata to soak in a hot spring
Hebe: Look, there is a bow on the back.
Selina: Yes, it’s very cute.
Hebe: I don’t even want to take it off, but it will be cuter if I take it off...
Selina:? !
When Hebe and Ella were in isolation in 2003, Hebe was interviewed by Tao Zi call out:
Tao Zi: Hebe, what are you doing now?
Hebe: I am plucking my armpit hair~~~~^O|||
In the 2003 radio program Flying Saucer Snacks (Selina. Hebe live, Ella connected by phone)
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Bao: Are you lying down, sitting or standing now?
Ella: I am half lying down now... (said in a cute tone)
Hebe: What is half-lying?
Bao: It means half-lying like the reclining Buddha Maitreya.
Ella: mm....No, it's just sitting a little but reclining.
Hebe: Be careful to bend your waist, lie down and sit down or stand up or lie down
Don’t let your whole waist break in such a crooked way...
Bao: I woke up this morning and watched Goldenrod (Hebe: Oh, I saw it that day)
I saw you singing "I'm Still Young (SelinaHebe: Not sure yet)" (Ella :Hahaha)
I think it’s wonderful, I just wanted to say
If Ellalla was here at this time
Hebe: She would be an octave lower.
Bao: Isn’t there someone constantly looking at your door?
Ella: Sometimes there are fans who came before.
Just go I was a little angry when I opened the door
Selina: Did you scold them?
Ella: I didn’t scold them. I didn’t scold them. I was just louder (everyone laughed and
< p> Clapping)Hebe: Chen Jiahua, do you know that I am now a whole person? I often go to sealing meetings recently
Ah
I am possessed by you. ..(Ella: What is it)
Because of the fans... it’s very (Selina: Everything you used to do is now done by Hebe)< /p>
Now it’s my turn to do it, you know?
Hebe: Chen Jiahua, I looked at him the way you did and then said with a smile to him
You can’t do this
Selina: But do you know you will smile lightly, but you think my wife will smile lightly
Do you?
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She doesn’t know how to smile lightly. She smiles lightly but her face is a bit smelly, you know?
(Ella: Haha)
Do you really believe me...
Bao: Haha... But because I have been to your home, I feel it
But I think the relationship between you is really enviable
I saw a small note posted on the door of Ellalla's room (Selina Hebe: Oh~)
It was Miss Hebe written by Obasan (Selina Hebe: Yes..Yes)< /p>
Just remember to eat whatever is in the refrigerator
I want to say that this is what my mother does, you know (Selina: to Hebe: haha)
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The bento is in the refrigerator. Remember to heat it up so that you don’t go hungry.
You are taking care of her....
Hebe: But she She is also taking care of me. Like before, if we go to bed together, she will wake me up.
Now she doesn’t even go to bed to tell me that I am late all day long. I always oversleep and stay in bed.
Lai It was incredible (Selina laughed: Yes) Then when she was going back to Pingtung
She also wrote a card and said that if she found that there was no gas or electricity at home
Please go to the mailbox and look for it. There must be some unpaid electricity bills and some unpaid water bills (Selina:
Yes)
Then they told me to remember to pay the rent or whatever. I gave a lot of explanations
As if I am mentally retarded in life (Bao: You are, you should be, right)
Ella: And every time she comes home, she comes home the next day. Announcement early in the morning
Then she likes to sit there and watch TV, take off her clothes and sit there watching TV
TV
Then I will I was very angry, so I arrested her and took off all her clothes
I arrested her and took her to the bathroom and quickly watched her take off her makeup and take a shower (Selina: She is very dirty
Tian Hebe)
Selina: She is very dirty Hebe
And she will sleep in bed without taking off her makeup or taking a shower
(Ella: She often does this to her)< /p>
Then when you get up in the morning, why do you want to be in a daze? I love to be in a daze
I get up on time and think about what clothes to wear
Who should I wear them for? I think about them all day long. The road of life (Ella laughs)
You just want to sleep....
2003 Shanghai Asia Entertainment Promotion SUPER STAR
Hebe: No Ella , our lives are in chaos~~
Participating in the Mid-Autumn Festival event in 2003 and being interviewed by the media
Reporter: If the weather is bad this year, we may not be able to see the moon...
< p> Hebe: Open the SUPER STAR album and look at the S photo and you will see...Selina: Hey~ why are you doing this! ...Is it okay to cover it up? ! ...
Hebe: All media should hurry up and take SELINA's face now. When the time comes,
This scene can be broadcast on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival when there is no moon. Hurry up! !
In 2003, a certain issue of MTV knocked three times
Hebe: ...because we collected songs from many people, and every time we met Jay Chou and Tao Zhe...
Selina: Especially Ella, who plays the most shameless role...
Hebe: And she hooks Tao Zhe's shoulders in the way of a 162 cm short winter melon...
And Learning English with others and learning English with Tao Zhe scared us...
04-03-14GTVS.H.E Special Project-Citizen Practice Class
Ella: What about friends? Friends are for life,
But your lover may abandon you, you may be in two different boats,
You may cheat, but your friends will be there to help you. You,
but a friend may have sex with your lover.
05-24 Silver New Information S.H.E flew to Wuhan to record the program
A young reporter from the superstar show designed S.H.E, using a dog... just to get closer
Them
Hebe: Wow, so cute... Come on, let me hug you. Boy or girl, let me see
Let me see...
In 0820 tvbSelinag
After playing the video of Hebe falling
vj: We welcome S.H.E
Selina: Hello everyone, we are S.H.E, I am Selina
Hebe: I am the ball, Hebe who keeps falling (laughing)
Ella: Haha, I feel bad for Hebe Ella
Sorry, because I only like HEBE, so I only have this