1. Sometimes I see some particularly beautiful people and like them very much. I will stare at them and look for them for a long time ... until my hand hurts and I have to put down the mirror.
When eating, my mother doesn't like to sit far away from food, so she takes food directly from my bowl.
3, wife: "unhappy, want to * *!" Husband: "Then no matter how hard you scold me, you will be happy." Wife: "Do you want me to emphasize it again? Only! Want! Scold! Man! " Husband: ".
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me a good boyfriend.
Nothing is more wonderful than waking up in the morning to find that the paper is used up.
6. The deskmate is bored and shits on the draft paper. The teacher came over and said, "Are you hungry?"
7. The person you like will always appear when you don't wash your face for three or two days.
8. A girl in the class said to Xiaoming, "If you can get the first place in the class in this exam, I will promise to be your girlfriend." On the day of the exam, the whole class put their pens on the table and distributed blank papers rhythmically. What a touching scene ... Xiaoming looked at it and cried directly, then ate the test paper with tears in his eyes.
9. After a week and a half, my son can finally talk today. The first sentence turned out to be "call dad". Did I teach you?
Copywriting suitable for friends circle
10, don't talk to me if you don't like me, and you are not responsible for the feelings you talk about.
1 1, 60 points, like a dead father; After 60 minutes in college, I went to college, just like me.
12, some actions to do every night.
13, college roommates have good conditions at home, and they all like to drink some beer. Half a year later, many bottles of wine were piled up on the balcony of the dormitory. One day, school leaders visited the dormitory, and one or two roommates were arrested for not attending class. "Why didn't you go to class?" The headmaster asked. Two goods answer: "I have diarrhea and ask for leave." Principal: "What about those bottles?" After a while, the two items came up with a sentence: "My family is more difficult. This is the living expenses I picked up and sold." He cried and said. Principal: "it's hard to say if you follow the department." I will not put the dormitory in the future. " Starting from next month, the boy will have pocket money every month.
During the Spring Festival, I went to my brother's house and talked with him about his naughty son. The teacher always calls, and one day he is called to school. The teacher said, "Your son, he even wants to give me credit for his homework!" " "Baby bear. This is the first time I heard that homework can be credited!
15, I am a very emotional person. When I lost my feelings, I discovered that I am a very emotional person!
16, at night, my husband hugged me and fell asleep. The goods whispered something that startled me: "This life is really short." I'm surprised, really. It's ... it's ... I wonder why he suddenly said that. I'm thinking about how to comfort him. Then the man said, "I can't cover my feet." It's very cold. "You bastard! I was scared to death.
17, you know? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of KTV! Do you know what KTV is? That's your rice, not your feet. Finally, I made a V sign!
18, once, a teacher came to my home and said to my father, "Hello, I'm your son's head teacher. My name is Jinlian. " Father said, "Hello! Hello! Miss Pan, please sit down. " Principal: "Sorry.