■ There is a beginning with Cheng Qi's style: "Hello, Teacher Zhang, I am Cheng Qi, majoring in Chinese Language and Literature in the College of Liberal Arts ..." Every time I hear this beginning, I want to make a joke with you and say, "Hello, Cheng Qi, I am a counselor in the Chinese Department of Nanjing University. The mobile phone has a very important function called storing contacts, and the communication company also has a very intimate service called caller ID ..."

■ The grumpy Bao Xiao will frown when he speaks. Many of us have different views on the world. There are many ways to know us, such as having a black belly.

■ Dare to let me see you find that you don't have headphones in your ears? Please write a paper on the topic "A Comparative Study of Teacher Shen Weiwei's Teaching Practice and Teacher Pan Zhiqiang's Teaching Practice".

■ It's all fake, you are the most LOLI.

■ Remember how you wrote the graduate registration form, Miao? Diablo iii, dare you show me astrology? Son, don't be darker than me, don't drink so hard, you are still young ~

■ I have never seen Pan Xiao dance or perform. I've only seen Pan Xiao's eyes bend when she smiles.

■ At first, I often couldn't tell you from Tong Lin. Later, thankfully, she fell in love. Love is really a good thing.

■ It has been more than ten meters. You didn't say no, but you shouted so loudly: "Teacher Zhang, you are so fat!" "

■ Xiao Zhuoxi, that guy always said that we are very similar. Don't you think this is an insult to you?