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1. The meeting of men and women may erase love, and the meeting of trains will definitely kill people! 2. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself. There must be more people in the world who believe in lies than in truth. A person who always says "nothing" doesn't mean that he is tolerant. Sometimes he is just looking for a cigarette. 5. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults. 6. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired. 7. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives. 8. It's very painful now. When you look back later, you will find that it's actually nothing. 9. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray. 10. A bitch is a bitch, and the economic crisis can't be expensive! 1 1. Dear guests, please respect yourself. My little girl only sells herself, not an entertainer. 12. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today. 13. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing. 14. What RMB needs to do is to take the path of the US dollar, so that the US dollar has no way out. 15. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket. 16. I finally found a way to stay young forever, and that is to take more photos! 17. I can't find it anywhere, but I'm still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat. 18. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot. 19. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, not to mention the poor quality, so why look everywhere? 20. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn. Say goodbye to the mess of last year and continue this year's ruthlessness. 22. The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together. You buy four generations of apples and I buy four bags of apples. 23. What's wrong with you today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine? 24. Where did the girl get so many white horses? You can make do with finding a donkey. Don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules. 25. Shameless people follow the feelings of others, and shameless people follow their own feelings. 26. Your life can be summed up in eight words-absurdity in life and cowardice in death. . 27. When I am away, the earth is very dangerous. (signature) 28. Don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, you will be acclimatized. 29. If you think too much, your dreams will be tired. Love is too persistent, and commitment will be exhausted. When you don't have a girlfriend, you are a good citizen. When you have a girlfriend, you will be released on bail pending trial. When you are engaged, you will be supervised and sentenced to life imprisonment after marriage! 3 1. People are iron and vermicelli are steel. Don't pretend or panic! I can't find you when I need you, and you are everywhere when I don't need you. 33. If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit. 34. A: "Are you from the national football team?" ! B stepped forward and stabbed a nail: "Shit! There should be a limit to swearing! ! 35. Once you were my world, now you are replaced by all directions. 36. I said this big brother, I'm not a straw boat, and you "bitch" don't have to keep sending me messages! The wind is blowing. Look at its speed. It's faster than Liu Xiang. 38. If people are bored, they can play with nose bubbles. 39. I just wanted to make a boiled egg honestly, but now they fry it into a poached egg over and over again. 40. Teenagers are not reckless, but bold. Where did they get the theme when they were old? 4 1. People are unlucky, and drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth. 42. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. 44. The three most romantic words are not "I love you" but "together". 45. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain. 46. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you. 47. A girl bought an album "The First Time", and once she didn't know who to borrow it from, she asked the whole class, "Did I give it to you for the first time? "48. If you work fast, say you love performance; If you work slowly, you are too lazy; If the work is neither fast nor slow, you have to say that you are not active. 49. Donor, if you bully the poor, you will disgrace Jesus! 50. You said you couldn't wash it off if you jumped into the Yellow River. I don't think jumping from the 18 floor will kill you. Really thick-skinned, thick everywhere. 5 1. I never cheated you, because I never had to cheat you. 52. Men lie to make themselves feel better; Women lie to make each other feel better. 53. I am the ideal of pork, and the life of cabbage is always vinegar. I want to be braised once. 54. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it! 55. I never take photos with my boyfriend in case I turn my back on anyone at any time and place. 56. I fed you a handful of shit and urine. Do you think it is easy for me? 57. Hope: People I like don't get involved. More hope: people who don't like to fuck off. 58. You are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light. 59. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love. 60. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko. 6 1. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?