2. I am crazy. Don't talk to me.

3. We are not envied by others.

If I knew this, I wouldn't be here.

5. It's windy. Are you still not going home?

6. I like you. Are you scared?

7. I think it is clear to hold the same arm every day.

8. Doing something wrong will be discovered sooner or later, so do it in the afternoon.

9. Mr. Alpaca knows nothing about all this.

10, let's break up. You fucking called me handsome behind my back! !

1 1. Pick up your short legs and jump one meter.

12. What's it like to like someone-will he flash?

13, "Who do you think will never leave you?" "meat"

14, my night sky doesn't need the most beautiful sun.

15, I can spoil you or kill you without blinking.

16, and then a boy called me short, so if you are confessing.

17, social development is so dark, let's buy a flashlight together.

18, "Why don't you look at the blackboard in the classroom" and "I'm timid"

19, I heard that girls who love to laugh are very beautiful, hahahahahahahahahaha.

20, said to raise a boyfriend, I undertake to play with him, he is responsible for feeding me.

2 1, you have 100,000. Why? I have 110,000.

22. If you don't study hard, someone else's wall is the brick you moved.

23. I obviously suspect that it was veteran Yue who knitted autumn clothes with my red rope bracelet.

24. Sometimes I really feel that I am sending it when I am charging the phone bill.

Don't comb your hair in the morning, because that's the hairstyle that the creator gave you.

26. Cold male gods are used for appreciation, while boyfriends are used for arrogance.

27. "Smell my intentions for you? Let you and my socks experience it. "

28. "Do you know strangers?" "Don't be afraid." "Then help me have one."

29. Successful people are mostly single men and women. Don't ask me why I am so proud.

30. If you like me, say it. How do I know you like me if you don't tell me?

3 1, if I have a robot cat, I just want it to turn you into mine.

32. The fundamental reason why I am fat is that many things are not so detailed.

33. "I don't think I have anything." "What are you talking about? You are not sick, are you? "

34. How did the ancients pretend to be B? A: I don't know what to say when it's unreasonable.

35. "Because she is only 1.6 meters, I have to bow my head first when I quarrel."

36. "How to make chest touching fresh and elegant" and "Let me feel your heart."

37. "I suddenly feel like a local dog." "To tell the truth." "Little earth dog."

38. Not every subject teacher shows off the monthly exam. They really think they teach well.

39. "To put it bluntly, apathy means poor English listening, slow thinking and poor eyesight."

Because your chin is fleshy, you can't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

4 1, I want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and burn you when you are unhappy.

42. Your name. One vertical, one horizontal, one left, one left and one right angular just touched my heart.

43. 【 I just patted my wallet. In fact, there is nothing to expect it to swell up]

44. I suddenly miss my goal, and I don't know if he is busy eating. How old is he? What's his name?

In fact, in a relationship, as long as a boy has been spoiling a girl, he has been in love for a long time.

46. Why do people feel sad in the middle of the night? I can understand that I am hungry today.

47. What is the palpable pain? Feel hungry or have a lump of meat.

48. The face is the most peculiar part of the human body. It can be more, less, thicker, thinner, or even irrelevant.

49. "Doctor, how to treat this disease?" "Hum, do you think I can tell you?"

50. "I failed this exam, so I can't go home. I plan to stay at your house for one night. " "If you want to sleep with me, just say so."

5 1, someone just told me that you are alone? I looked up and said that I was a petty official, and then he got confused.

52. It is said that boys touch girls' heads, 80% girls touch boys' heads and 80% girls touch children.

53. "I only miss you when I am hungry." "Oh, in other words, you have been thinking about me."

54. Every morning, my bed has to be dragged desperately and won't let me go. It is too sticky. I must find a cure for it.

55. Friendship is very simple, that is, thinking about each other when eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to her.

My judgment tells me that I can't be fat any more, but losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

57. "You have changed, not as simple as before." "What's the matter?" "Stop it, I'm still talking to work."