Selected Humorous Signature Sentences
1. Mouth is trying to be brave, heart is surrendering. Not that strong. Actually, we are all faking it.
2. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!"
Everyone looked for him for thousands of years, and suddenly looked back and turned to ashes.
4. Lovers form families.
My most insidious, worst and biggest plot is to make you fall in love with me.
6. I am in Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in Jianghu. ...
7. It's a long way to go, and I'm asking for help.
8. When birds are big, there are all kinds of Woods.
9. The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at the poor.
10. Oh, my God, I hope my future deskmate is both a school grass and a schoolmaster.
1 1. Why do I eat Dove without ribbons, drink Sprite without water, and use Sophie without two rabbits!
12. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!
13. I said I could cook, but I didn't say I would cook well.
14. For "Bai", I have reached the standard at three points-free meals, money and bragging.
15. I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.
16. At first, we were all children, and in the end, we were all ghosts.
17. I know you left too early. I have to buy her a suitable ticket.
18. "How do you prove that you are rich?" "I finished watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf."
19. Zhang Tianliang, hurry up and book a young marriage for your two children.
20. Today's schoolmates are shorter, more frustrated and more embarrassed.
The most humorous signature sentence is popular.
1. I can't find too many words in my heart. Forgive me for being speechless.
2. Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, while women are just the opposite.
I like people who always bring me delicious food.
I am in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I finished ...
Women show their generosity first, so men dare not be stingy.
6. Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao Zhen; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.
7. I am old, my wife, my wife.
8. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.
9. Knit me a scarf, and I will repay you with my lifelong care. Otherwise, you can strangle me with a scarf!
10. Why do you want to grind onions? I still have a forest!
The most humorous classic signature sentence
1. Don't be indifferent to animals that have been bleeding for a week. ...
2. Wife, wife, girlfriend, wife, baby, which is better?
3. Take the road of NB and let SB say it!
If you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front!
It's so hot that the water is cut off. I want to take a bath at the headmaster's house. ...
6. When someone says "Kill me if you don't accept it", you must say "Sorry, I'm not interested in killing pigs."
7. Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.
It doesn't matter. You don't have to give me a chance. Anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.
9. Love is an elevator, which goes up and down in the heart and in and out of the body.
10. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear * * * inside.
1 1. I pinned Konka's TV remote control on my waistband and pretended to buy a new Nokia mobile phone.
12. The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.
13. Facts tell me that waiting fearlessly is killing time and wasting youth.
14. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!
15. pat your head to make a decision, and pat your chest to make sure to leave.
16. If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.
17. You should live well, for those who want you to live well and for those who want you to die soon.
18. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.
19. I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp!
20. The most annoying thing is to listen to a phone call regardless of everything, but this phone call is rubbish.