2. A bed made of an iron body and a magnet.

When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

The weather is very good today. I stayed in my room for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

Although I am fat, when it comes to losing weight, I am a set of things!

6. Many things come from being full, such as losing weight.

I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

8. I just know now. Friends are like RMB, both true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

9. I need to gain weight so that I can bear the pain you have given me.

10. I am so beautiful, thanks to my parents, who gave me this nonsense mouth.

1 1. Scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of developing Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of premature death is higher.

12. I don't want a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs made me rich.

13. Since drinking water will make you fat, why not drink coke?

14. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep!

15. Professional praise for 20 years, send something once every second, and the praise you have clicked can go around the world more than 20,000 times. ...

16. I finally know why I have to turn left and right in military training, because it will get a uniform.

17. On the bus, I saw a mother holding a child. When there were no seats, I stood up and offered my seat to them. The mother sat down and said to the child: What should you say to my brother at this time? The child gave me a look and said, you are so sensible!

18. Holding a Chinese pencil, I suddenly saw your shadow. Take a closer look: Oh, 2B!

19. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

20. No amount of flood can drown me, because I am a frivolous person.

2 1. I tried to look at myself from another angle, and the result was cross-eyed.

22. Judge a boy's taste and fall in love with him. If he refuses, it means that his taste is ok.

23. When I ask, "Do you eat?" I don't really want to give you something to eat, it's just a courtesy. If you really eat more than half of it for me, I will immediately mark you as an intimate joke in my heart.

24. I heard that cycling can lose weight, so I insist on cycling every day. Sure enough, a month later, the horse lost 30 pounds.

25. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that there are candied haws, biscuits, strawberry candy, chocolate chips and milk candy at sixes and sevens, but there is no you.

26. A few words sum up my present state: fat, absorbed, poor heart is peaceful!

27. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

28. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years too many chefs!

29. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

30. I don't know what circles you all mix, but I mix dark circles.

3 1. The pain you can touch is that you feel hungry, and there is a lump of meat when you touch it.

32. My circle of friends is half love and half sorrow, with several strong WeChat businesses in the middle.

Look at my bad temper. Give me a hug and I'll be fine.

Goodbye to the big forest, I was caught by the crooked neck tree.

35. Did your father urge you to bring your girlfriend home during the Spring Festival? If you hurry, I will be your father. I'm in no hurry.

36. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.