2. Constant function and exponential function E walk the power of x in the street, and the differential operator is far away.
The constant function was scared and quickly hid, saying, "I differentiate by it, and there is nothing!" " "
Exponential function said unhurriedly, "It can't do anything to me, I am the x power of E!" " "
Exponential function meets differential operator.
Exponential function introduces itself: "Hello, I am the x power of E."
The differential operator said, "Hello, I'm' d/dy!'" " "
Summer is coming, and the weather is very hot. A group of "BT" flies north, and then a "B" and a "T" are formed. ...
4. In the first 22 years of my life, I was rejected three times and twice. At present, I am leading by 3: 2. ...
5. Your boyfriend looks good recently ~/He goes to bbs to irrigate every day!
I poured water with my ID again. What about yours? /Let my dad use it!
I told my girlfriend that you also went to the alumni record to fill in the water. Hey, people will find bbs!
Bbs, not bad! There are many MM and PP, and we have been watering there!
Studying our major and playing games every day are not bad. With this bbs, hi! Really worthy of our computer!
Bbs, tomorrow! /bbs, pour every day!
6. Successful men are busy with JB during the day and JB at night; A loser has nothing to do during the day and nothing to do at night. So, I want to be a successful man!
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7. Summary of awards I have won over the years:
On April 29th, 1985, I got a small red flower, which was given by Grandma Zhao herself.
65438+June 1 0998, won the highest progress award once, and was given a notebook by Teacher Liu;
One day in 2000, he won the newcomer award of the class basketball team and was praised orally by Zhang Tianguang.
200 1 12 18, once won the Beijing computer sports lottery, and the handsome guy gave 5 yuan a bonus.
8. (BBS of a university in Anhui) Monks spend their time looking at the moon, while dinosaurs sit on the ground and become immortals.
9. Confucius traveled eastward. When he met two children quarreling, he asked him why.
A child said: I was born in Shandong, Japan, so I belong to the East.
A child said: When the sun goes down, it is clear that Japan belongs to Shanxi, so it belongs to the West.
Confucius couldn't make up his mind, so he asked Laozi (that is, me) later.
Lao Tzu said with a smile, who is more Zhihu than you? Japan has no foundation, how to calculate! !
10, rape prevention, theft prevention and logistics prevention ...
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The computer was my first wife. Facing the first wife every day, one day the third wife died.
Internet is my second wife-> second wife-> second wife is broken-> I'm finished.
My third wife visited Shui Mu, and the third wife sold it.
12, I have been fighting for single girls; I never give up married women; For girls over sixteen, I pay attention to digging; For children under sixteen, we should have a strategic vision.
13, "The girl I like should be as talented as Daiyu, as sensible as Baochai, as beautiful as Ke Qing, as generous as Xiangyun, as loyal as Li Wan, as capable as Tanchun, as smart as Xifeng and as blessed as Yuan Chun, hehe ..."
"But I don't like girls who are as fragile as Daiyu, as selfish as Baochai, as romantic as Ke Qing, as ignorant as Xiangyun, as plain as Yingchun, as disheartened as Cherish Spring, and as melodramatic as Miaoyu, haha ..."
14. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales ...: (
15, if you want to live with me, you must live with me first! I'm yellow after I survive. I'm so crazy! I'll be there when it's over. I'm so cool. I'll throw it away when I'm done. I'll put it off!
16, in the west, Zhuge Liang played a song with a lingering sound, and 150,000 Wei Jun outside the city was fascinated. Zhuge Liang: "Thank you, please give me one or two tickets." Wei Jun got a fright, and suddenly, no one hundred and fifty thousand people escaped. ...
17, I have a biggest dream: 20** in the final round of Serie A, this is a game in which Inter Milan won the championship and Juventus was relegated if they lost ... At the last moment of the game, recoba received a pass from Vieri. At the offside 10 meter position, he first knocked down three defenders, then pushed down the Juventus goalkeeper, and finally scored the winning goal with his hand. 80,000 Inter Milan fans at the San Siro lit candles together in the rainstorm to bless us ... 43. After the graduation ceremony, a Tsinghua student got into a taxi and said excitedly, "Hello, I am a graduate of Tsinghua in 2002!" The driver said, "What a coincidence, I'm from the class of 66", so he pointed to the old man selling sweet potatoes and said, "He was not liberated when he graduated ~"
44. Advice from medical experts: Water is the source of our life. Please irrigate regularly and quantitatively every day. Visiting and irrigating every day is good for your physical and mental health. Get up a bucket of water in the morning and a bucket of water before and after meals. The key lies in persistence and participation.
I want to know why I want to know why I want to know why I just want to know why I have to know why I have to know why. This signature file can't break sentences, because every break sentence has meaning. )
46. "Irrigation" until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! "re" is anxious to see!
47. Romance without money, I can hold your hand and stroll on the beach covered with white sand;
1 yuan romance, I can call and care about you next to the deserted public phone booth;
1Romance in 0 yuan, I can buy a popsicle to cool you off in hot summer;
100 yuan romance, I can buy a copy of Kanto to warm your palm on a cold night;
Romantic 1000 yuan, I can go shopping with you to buy clothes you like;
10000 yuan romance, I can buy you a mobile phone, so that we can have a happy voice and stereo.
48. I don't see the inferiority pavilion before, and I don't see the degenerate street after. I missed the time in a hurry. I felt lonely. My little brother was here. ...
49. I wonder why so many people commit suicide when they go to college, and why so many people are still alive when they go to college!
50. My cousin is over forty years old. Starting from the text, I failed in the exam for three years. Then I practiced martial arts, and as soon as I made a move in the martial arts field, I was fired from playing drums. Change the medicine, write the prescription, eat it, and die.
5 1, unforgettable love at first sight, teachers and students forget the twilight of the year, homosexuality outside marriage!
52. Being a woman is "quite" and being a man is "quite" tired!
I'm from Yuanmou, Yunnan/You're from Zhoukou, Beijing/I hold your furry hand/Take a bite/Love/Let's walk upright.
54. God gave me a brain-so I thought; God gave me feet, so I ran; God gave me ten fingers, so I went online. After thinking about it, I ran to the Internet. ...
55. Make up your mind to find a girlfriend "thirteen don't":1-dinosaurs don't; 2- No boyfriend; 3- Not a virgin; 4- no more than1.65; 5- Don't repeat; 6- Tsinghua's don't; 7- Don't go to graduate school; Not after 8- 1985; Not before 9- 198 1 year; 10- Not applicable to disabled people; 1 1- don't dress up; 12- Don't be gentle; 13- men can't!
56. Friend, have you ever been lovelorn? No? Then your life is incomplete! :)
I am so handsome that a director asked me to play the leading role in Notre Dame. ...
58. Night shift workers said: "Eating and ML are the primary productive forces." I read Das Kapital for a month and found that Marx never said this sentence. ...
59. I want a small m m to accompany me to irrigate; I irrigation source, jun irrigation source tail; Dig a hole on the I D and change it to M J irrigation; Arguing with moderator theory and war affairs; Don't panic in the "top ten" (ranking), and don't regret closing the whole station; Come on, little M M, give it at the post office.
60. People only see heroes as heroes, but they don't see heroes pouring water. ...
6 1, the person I love is taken-gnome male-",it's me! ! ! People who love me are proud of the spring breeze-hee hee, because they are with me! ! !
62. I didn't see JJ before, and I didn't see MM after. Looking at the leisurely SL, I was poured alone!
63. When I was a child, my father taught me: "The ratio of male to female in China is 107: 10 1. If you don't study hard, you are the' 6'! " When I grew up, I was admitted to Tsinghua and found that the ratio of male to female in Tsinghua was 7: 1, and I was still that "6"! !
64. (signature file of students in an engineering college) I want to fall in love early-but it's too late: (
65. The police uncle chased me three streets, four rivers and five mountains, and finally caught one of my shoes!
66. On a business trip to Xi 'an, a Dalian native boasted a lot about how good Dalian was, then said that Dalian held a grand celebration for its centenary, and then asked a person next to it, "Is there a centenary celebration in Xi 'an?" A few Xi 'an's buddies next to him were shocked. After a while, they forced out a sentence: "I remember when Xi' an established its capital 600 years ago, there was a' bonfire emperor' ..."