Location: The door of a girls dormitory

Characters: Dormitory management aunt, boy, brother, girl

Opening: (a table on the stage)

Opening (Auntie carries her hands behind her back)

Auntie: Boys have four thoughts: first, they want to live a long life, second, they want to know everything, third, they want to guess the prize, and fourth, they want to know the girls’ dormitory. Dating. (pause) Hey! Since the boys brought the flames of war to our place, we have been in a state of restlessness. (Throwing hands to the sky) The leadership is wise. Twelve gold medals urge me to personally supervise the formation. Alas, Lian Po is old. If the situation was not serious, how could I have done it? She is willing to give up the green mountains and green waters - (walks to the table and sits down) {5^m(D,

(At this moment, her brother walked in quietly from in front of her... )

Auntie: Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop! Didn’t you see that I was making a speech? It’s so rude! j m0pP

Brother; (Stop, yes) Audience, angrily) Hey! Who said this building manager is highly myopic?! (Immediately turned around with a cute smile) Ah! It turns out to be aunt! Aunt, how are you doing recently? x 3T

Brother: (steps forward with a smile on his face) Auntie, don’t be angry! Just watch, (white crane airing its wings) I stand out from the crowd! Auntie, look, are you handsome?

Auntie: (stands up, bends over to look at him, sneers) Handsome? Ha! You are very creative. Living is your courage, not being ugly. It's your original intention, but God lost his temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can bring out the beauty of the world?

Brother: (smiling very gracefully) Auntie, That’s your fault! I’m ugly, but I’m gentle!

Auntie: (angrily) Gentle? Look, look... Don’t blame me for speaking frankly. The five senses and seven orifices develop freely without any team. Spirit. (Pauses, loudly) From a distance, Dongfang is undefeated, but from a short distance, it’s not me who praises the second generation, it’s either a cucumber or a cricket!

Brother: (still restrained) Haha, If animals can talk to people, they must be the ones who refuse!

Auntie: Listen, if you dare to enter the female dormitory, you will be fined 50. /p>

Brother: Wow! 50! Other dormitories only cost 45! (Bluntly) Huh! Are you afraid if I sue you for overcharging?

Auntie: I am not a building manager if I am afraid of death. !

Auntie: (Loudly) That’s what you said. . . .

Brother: (Suddenly humbly) Auntie, I'm sorry! Auntie, I'm unreasonable and ignorant. (Suddenly took out a red envelope from his pocket) I am a person who understands the rules. It's just a small matter. Respect.

Auntie: (suddenly smiling with bright eyes) Wow! The person who knows me——(suddenly returns to seriousness) is not you! (pauses, angrily) You! Who do I think I am? Is my personality so worthless?

Brother: Wow! How do you know there is no money in this?

Auntie: Brat , I tell you, I have never accepted a bribe of less than 5,000.

Brother: That is, if it is more than 5,000 -

Auntie: It is not more than 5,000. Give it away! Therefore, I am still very innocent until now, and I cannot taint my innocence because of you!

Brother: Auntie, I admire you so much.

Think about it now, how much do cadres above the building management level know about their innocence? I'm so touched that you can persist in your ordinary post and work hard and selflessly. I'm so touched that I'm so moved that I'm sweating! /

Auntie: Humph!

Brother: ( Making a sad gesture) Auntie, actually...I am not a bad boy, and I have no choice today! The thing is like this-------I have a little sister who is my biological child, and now she is seriously ill in bed and no one cares about her. She called me crying just now, saying she was suffering from back pain and leg cramps. My sister is so anxious, I just want to go up and care!

Auntie: (returning to her seat impatiently) What about the people in their dormitory? Woolen cloth?

Brother: Some went on dates, as you know, love is a very fashionable sport, and some went online, because it is said that the truth is naked, and many people like to go online. Find the truth.

Auntie: It's really pitiful, but I still can't let you go up. I'm very principled. m

Brother; (sincerely) Auntie, you must let me go up, she is the only friend I have! Yanfang went with Guorong, Annan was too busy, and Bin Laden had his own Gates often calls me about my career, but he always asks me to borrow money, and Dame is studying in the United States. If she has a problem, what's the point of my life?

Auntie; No!

Brother: (cryingly) Auntie, why are you so unreasonable? I thought you were wrong. . . . . .

Auntie: Alas! Those who know me are worried about me; those who don’t know me tell me what I want. . . . . . Brother: "A World Without Thieves"

Auntie: Still telling such beautiful lies. If there were no thieves in the world, my "blue BMW" would now be able to live out its old age in peace.

Brother: Me too, there are thieves all over the world, everyone on earth knows it. . . . . .

Auntie: Let me ask you: What is the most expensive thing in the 21st century?

Brother: (thought for a moment) Enter the girls’ dormitory! 50 at a time!

Auntie: (Getting angry) You are still teasing me about this. I am just trying to scare you. I know the law and I also know that students’ money is not easy to come by. I was also born in poverty. I know that the students are at fault. You have to rely on patient education. How can I really send you money? Can my conscience be okay? . . . . .

Brother: (Take out a handkerchief as if wiping tears...) Auntie! (Learn from Fan Wei) What a fate! Touched, so touched! Gu Long said, you can have many friends, but one confidant is enough. If I have this confidant in this life, I will die without regrets! I must treat you to two drinks today. Just wait, I will be down soon...( Prepare to rush upstairs) t6(y]5 $=

Auntie: Stop! Have you finished the performance? Who is your confidant? (Push him out of the door with force) m0R ^2 _o]

Brother: (To the audience) She saw it out again. You all saw it. It’s not that I’m unreasonable, but... alas! In this case, I have no choice but to use my trump card, okay?< /p>

(Suddenly serious) Hi, Auntie, talking too much is nonsense. Let’s make a deal and we don’t owe each other, how about it? S+QW-? l

Auntie: Humph! Is there any good deal with you?

Brother: (arrogantly) Humph! Aren’t you just a small building manager now? Ah---- -As long as you let me go up, I guarantee that you will be the upstairs superintendent within three months. How about it?

Auntie: (thoughtfully) Your father is...

Brother: I tell you responsibly-----this is a secret.

Auntie: (sadly and indignantly) Sad (like Zhao Benshan)! I really feel sad for you, to get into this girl Dormitory, you first bribed me with money, then made up stories to deceive my feelings, and then used power to seduce me... If I were a person who couldn't withstand sugar-coated bullets, I wouldn't be able to be stable today. (To the audience) You College students are the hope of the future. Why don’t you study hard and study corruption? If every young person is like you, does our country still have hope? Our nation still has hope?

Brother: (1 I changed my bad temper, thought about it for a long time, and felt very guilty!!) Auntie... I'm sorry! They said that if college students don't learn to give and take bribes, they will encounter a lot of trouble in the future; if they don't engage in hypocrisy, they won't find friends; if they don't understand power-money transactions, they will Out of touch with the times... After meeting you, I realized that they were wrong, they had misunderstood the times! You know, justice is the mainstream of the times!!!

Auntie: Alas! Okay Yes, I believe you are not inherently bad. You are just affected by a small trend that has become a climate. I believe you can correct it. I don’t want to disappoint you today. Tell me which room your little sister is in and I will call her. She's down...

Brother: (gratefully) Thank you auntie! 520.

Auntie: Wow! You didn't let me go in the end and let me This old bone has been moved to the fifth floor...

(Auntie steps down, little sister enters)

Little sister: Gentle, I'm coming...

Brother: (To the audience, suddenly excited) Wow! I have a little sister! (Turns to the little sister, smiles, spreads his arms and walks over) You are a frequent visitor in my dreams, you are my life The protagonist, without you, my world will stop breathing, without you, my life will be meaningless. Ah! -------RMB!

Little sister: (glared at him hard glance) Huh! I thought you missed me! Well, how have you been studying recently? 5l

Brother: (highly) Of course, didn’t you say, as long as I’m there? If I don't study hard, my face will become a color screen, my head will vibrate, my ears will become a chord, and my whole body will become a straight board. If I am not careful, I will become a second-hand person. TQS y 29

Little girl: ( Excitedly) Do you still remember! Oh...I haven’t seen you for a few days, and you have grown so tall? I:K KS 'GZ

Brother: (laughing) To clarify, I have no intention of catching up with China’s economic growth Rate. {J Dy+\ I0

Little sister: (Suddenly shyly) Brother, thank you for taking the trouble and risking your own life to see me. \ NG{?N2R#

Brother: (suddenly beaming) Of course, little sister, today, I passed five levels and defeated six generals. After going through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, the Buddha was finally moved by my honesty, honesty, simplicity and kindness, and finally agreed to come see me. From your side, it is evident that I am sincere towards you! t ; i -

Little sister: Really? I am so touched. But what the Lord Buddha just said to me is exactly the opposite! = BD|H_$

Brother: (smirk)--------Oh, little sister, I’m here to tell you something very important today.

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Little sister: Oh? It’s really important? Y?)`G >?b

Brother: Of course, I don’t think about ordinary people Tell him... E) JE 9 kA

. (Pause) I used to just fall in love with the art of women, but now I am interested in the art of love. *07y3eg

Little sister: (stunned) When will there be no grass at the end of the world, why bother looking for it now!! }z"-N { 7^

Brother: No, little sister, I am Jin Wind, you are Jade Dew. When the golden wind and Jade Dew meet, they will conquer countless people in the world! I am Feng'er, you are Sha, and we will wander around the world together... q @ P"VXiQ

Little sister: ( Angrily) I think you are crazy and I am a fool... 1 SX x Y

Brother: (Shocked) Little sister, your expression disappoints me... (Sad (earth), my emotions are like the waves of water, so persistent and turbulent. You were once the sun in my heart, so radiant. What happened? ------- Ha! Falling flowers are intentional, but flowing water is ruthless!!... …(turning to the audience) Why? Why is it always me who gets hurt... b+Iiv( %

(Sad music plays...) !3w osAl

Little sister: (Sadly) Brother! I'm sorry, actually... I never told you that I have been an orphan since I was a child, with no good food to eat, no good clothes to wear, no good place to play... While other children were eating a piece of ice cream , I think, when can I have a piece of ice cream? When other children carry schoolbags and go to school one after another, brother, do you know? I also want to be like them, able to hold up a book, even if I can only read. After studying in elementary school and junior high school, I was satisfied. Later, with the help of my kind-hearted uncles and aunts, I finally entered the school and entered the classroom I dreamed of. After entering the school, I studied all day and night. I didn't dare to waste any opportunity, and finally------I received the admission notice from the university of my dreams. However, at that moment, I cried again, because the huge tuition fee was simply beyond my ability to afford. At that time, it was the kind-hearted university teachers and classmates who helped me. Now, like those kind-hearted university teachers and classmates, I would like to express my deep gratitude-------(bow) I was a drop of water, Although it is very small, when the sunshine of love shines on it, I am willing to reflect all the love to others! I am determined to study hard, and I will give it to others in the future just like those who gave me love. Love!! Brother, can you understand me? EG*Q[ 4 H

Brother: (heavily) Little sister, why didn’t you tell me earlier?! You are right. It is true that college students fall in love Not guilty, but we must proceed from reality!!! For the great ideal, for the lofty belief, for the passionate life, you can never look back, what else can I say? Okay, I understand you, I support you, I I also want to learn from you. You must know that you are the role model for our college students!!! Brother: It means that you are dead, but you are still alive... ZFR- K nl

Little sister :Brother, let’s work hard together!? 5j8w/. ?~

Brother: Okay, let’s work hard together, work hard together!!! (My sister and my brother high-fived me, the music stopped) %doCv. \l7j

(Auntie appears again) H^ OGP|6/

Auntie: Hey! What are you doing? It’s lunch break now! OP

(Brother and little sister are so ashamed) 0< !Qn Z

Auntie: (kindly) I heard all your conversation, and I can see that you are all good children! In this case, tell everyone , what should we do in the future? g \GG t!0

Age: (Raising his arms excitedly) Put an end to bad social trends!! H, QF2 (A

小 Sister: (raises arms) Study hard!! N NYD) k

Auntie: Let’s work together ------- )8La* tf:

Three people said together : ***-construction-harmony-smoke-big!!! ] ?~,.,#

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(bow down) M, IrW4b<

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