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1. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should a student learn all subjects?

2, the explanation is shielding, shielding is dishonest, dishonest is unclean!

How many centuries will computers be invented without radiation?

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

When my hair grows to my waist, I'll cut it and sell it, and then we'll get the license, ok?

6. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, which is unlucky to go offline.

7. What am I to you? You are a lot of fish, how can you be a snack, because you are really redundant.

8. Are you deaf? Well, I didn't listen to anything you said. I really think you are transparent.

9. Don't think that God has abandoned you, because God has no time to talk to you.

10 Sometimes, I stare at you and say silently: I don't believe you don't look at me.

12, I want to study hard and make progress every day. They will be the boss's wife when they grow up, and I will be the boss's mother when I grow up.

13, such a strong wind, girl, my hair is really all kinds of postures, swings, surges and waves.

14, the so-called holiday, the family hates it, has no money to go out, and has extra leisure every day.

15, men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

16, some people rely on strength, some rely on vision, and some rely on imagination. In short, they rely on personal ability.

17, the champion of Hubei arts and sciences is a couple. Seeing this signature, it exploded decisively.

18, I like you, it's none of your business. If you dare, you like me, too.

19, who says the result is not important, why should I give the result of my own efforts to others?

20. The main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.

2 1, one-on-one hit. Although I will lose physically, I will never lose mentally to you.

22. The small shop next to the school bears all our childhood dreams.

23. Losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and finding ten dollars is happier than getting married.

24, others hand in hand, I take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is unhappy with a bite.

25. Before you, my world is dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

26. I thought I was evil. It was not until I met him that I knew that there were few people better than me.

27, the avatar is best not to use your own photos, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

28. During the day, the night is pressed on the bed, and the sun is born.

29. My mother said: The prodigal son won't change his gold, and whoever gives me gold won't change it, I will change it.

When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

3 1, honey, stop playing with skin and bones. Aren't you afraid that the Monkey King will see you give you three sticks?

I can't attend your wedding, but I will definitely attend my funeral.

34. I remember what I said the most when I was a child, that is, I won't play with you.

35. Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late.

Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

37, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

38. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

39. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

40. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

4 1, nothing is free these days, even the air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

42. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.

43. I don't know how many notes I changed for you. I only know from the first name and surname, and finally back to the first name and surname.

44. Once upon a time, her eyes were as dead as Dong Cunrui's.

45. I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other and has more children.