Once, my mother was cooking and my father was sitting upstairs watching TV with relish. My mother is making "sweet and sour pork ribs". My mother said to my father, "My child's father has no vinegar. Go and buy a bottle of vinegar! " Dad smiled at me. I know what dad means and want me to buy vinegar. I said to him, "Come on, mom called you, not me!" " "Mom said," did you buy it back? Hurry up! "Dad reluctantly went to buy vinegar. When he came back, he put the vinegar on the table and went back to see his "martial arts film". After a while, my mother came out of the kitchen and said to my father with the so-called "vinegar": "Are you old, your eyes are blurred, and you can't even tell vinegar from soy sauce? Take a good look. Is this vinegar? Obviously it is soy sauce! " Dad took it and looked at it carefully. I secretly smiled at a side. Dad said disdainfully, "Never mind, never mind. My daughter likes salty food anyway. "Hey, how do you take me as a" shield "again?

My lazy dad has no memory yet! Once, there was a wedding banquet at home, and everything was ready. My mother asked my father to hire someone, and my father said, "Just make a phone call, why bother!" " At some point, he picked up his mobile phone and prepared to make a phone call. His mother took his mobile phone and said to him, "It is more sincere to go in person. Get up and go. " Dad had no choice but to go. On the way, dad saw someone playing billiards, so he couldn't help watching it. He came home very late. Mother asked, "How was your afternoon?" Dad touched his forehead and said thoughtfully, "Oh, that thing!" " Forgot! "My mom criticized my dad angrily, and I had no choice but to postpone the wedding reception.

Look, this is my lovely lazy father!