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1) I'm at the end of my rope now. It is not as good as your village. -
2) Our agreement with each other is just a ridiculous joke, hiding from tears and giggling.
3) I like you for no reason, but I don't like you because all reasons are excuses.
4) We are afraid that if we are not careful, we can't even be friends.
5) If you live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.
6) It's nothing to miss someone when you are lonely. But if you miss it when you are busy, it will be different.
7) Don't think hard. If you can't get it, you just don't want it Why do you want to wronged yourself?
8) The people who care about you behind your back are all people who love you, but you never know.
9) How do you forgive those sad lost time?
10) I'm not waiting for you to come back, but waiting for myself to let go.
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1) treat money like dirt, treat dirt like life! Always laughing, always?
2) Mom said that she taught me all my good habits and learned all my bad habits.
3) ▲- Why do you talk about my name behind my back as soon as I leave? Just ask me when I say it.
4) Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.
5) Are you an adult? Or always scare children with society, will they lose their dogs?
6) Do you know what humor is? Humor is the impulse to laugh when you cry.
7) I said I love making friends, especially boyfriends.
8) Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.
9) Every girl is the same, but she doesn't want to be strong.
10) Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible, but crazy people with normal mental health are terrible.
What is the most explicit compliment? Shrew? Promise? Is the imperial concubine drunk? .
12) In order to cultivate my aura, I often eat garlic, onions and radishes. Since then, I have been full of aura from top to bottom.
13) I see that your face is blue, your pupils are dilated, you have epilepsy in the upper body and a stroke in the lower body. Why don't I book you a seat first?
14) When swearing, the most painful thing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will soar a lot.
15) the so-called loneliness is to live with someone you can't dig out anymore.
16) I'm a wooden head. No matter how you hurt me, it won't hurt me, because I'm a wood.
17) When I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
18) What's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?
19) I would rather sit on 125 and laugh than cry on a shelf car.
20) After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.
2 1) I don't want a screen name, sorry for my members. ....
22) Flip a coin: surf the Internet head-on, sleep on the opposite side, and stand up to do your homework. ..
23) It turns out that when we were young, we were so sexy that we didn't even wear underwear.
24) When you look in the mirror, you generally don't dare to look more, for fear that you will fall in love with yourself.
25) _/~↘ I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then go to pee after laughing.
26) Arrest is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness programs.
27) Since all otaku call themselves Madame Curie, as otaku, please call me Picasso.
28) When I left, China seemed to have lost his soul. This view is not good.
29) The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.
30) What is happiness? Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning and sleep for half an hour.
3 1) I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
32) No matter how ugly a woman is, she is also a girl. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! ! Why don't you hit on me?
33) Summer is not good. I didn't even drink the northwest wind when I was poor.
34) The judge asked: Why do you want to print counterfeit money? The criminal said:? I can't print real money?
35) Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.
36) What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukong is a floating cloud, Bajie loves Xiaoyue, and Friar Sand pretends to be Brother Sharp.
37) When I tried to pretend to be innocent, I found it was too late.
38) If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if the woman is affectionate, she will die young.
39) You don't like me. This is a disease. This is a very serious disease. You must be cured!