2. If you are not a foodie, you will not understand the loneliness of foodie.

3. I don't care if you don't love me outside the castle peak; There are many beautiful women in the world, and she will be gentler than you!

4. What era is it now? It's confusing. At first glance, it is.

5. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

6. You only pretend to be forced with me because you don't. You pretend to be pure with me only because you are not pure.

7. I woke up easily in this spring morning, so don't bother me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

8, men, just like the food in the canteen, although it tastes bad, it is too late!

9. Why does Superman like to wear underwear outside? Because you are wearing it. Who knew you were Superman?

10, your smile, pigs and dogs hanged themselves, you said you were great. ...

1 1, "What do Taoist priests generally call themselves?" "original." "What about the Taoist who loves to watch movies?" ""electricity ... the movie being original? "

12, parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

13, don't shock the world with lewdness, just touch the world with coquettish! Ask who is the most slutty in the world and tell me to do my job!

14, be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

15, I'm going crazy studying. The teacher will send me to a mental hospital quickly.

16, the biggest drawback is: lack of money.

17, your face is disgusting enough.

18, you should learn from others. Call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.

19, who doesn't know who is snickering at your crotch when you play with your mobile phone in class?

20. The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung has special nutrition.

2 1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

22. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

I treat money like dirt. My dad treats me like a septic tank.

24. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

25. Spending money is as easy as making money and as difficult as eating shit.

26. The teacher said after class: What else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

27. Losing weight is not so easy. Everyone has his size.

The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

29. You are not a good wife, but a disgusting wife.

30. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, you can put it there for me.

3 1, although I am tall, but full of personality!

32. It feels great to send a photo of yourself, but others' comments are ugly.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

34. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because ... I'm nearsighted.