I don't have any shortcomings, but I look a little awkward.

3, know how to play dumb, and continue to be friends, as long as you know.

There must be a lot of static electricity when the hair grows to the waist. Shall I open a power plant for you?

Aunt lent me your daughter, and I will pay you back two beautiful girls next year.

6. I heard that quilts are a branch of paradise on earth. No wonder you have nothing to do and sleep late.

7. A sister is not as good as a man, and there will be many good buddies like brothers.

I like night, because no one can see the tears in my eyes at night.

Don't count the stars with IQ, just count the moon.

10, people who care about me when they see me sad are all people I love.

1 1. If you turn around and leave after breaking up, I'll call you right away 120 to take you to the hospital.

12, good friends should share happiness. You see that I am so poor, can you not help me?

13, a man may not be handsome or romantic, but he must love his wife.

14. Never be a person who can't stand up after falling. Are you a soft persimmon?

15, every woman looks for a boyfriend who looks like a man, but in the end she finds herself the most man.

16, when I go home on holiday, my classmates always ask me to bring him some happiness. Just send me a message: burn me some clothes and money.

17, I really want to point to my heart and proudly say to you: there are substitutions here.

18, sister belongs to state-owned property and never sells cheaply.

19, I think I have a super ability to avoid all the correct answers.

20. It is easier to like someone than to love someone, and it is easier to love someone than to forget someone.

2 1, I won't know until I grow up, heartless.

At the beginning, the end of time was just a whim.

23. Flowers bloom for a season just to wait for your return. Although the flowering period is short, my heart has not changed.

24, are sad people, why hurt others so badly.

25, he is my dream, how can everyone understand?

I admit that I am timid and don't want anyone to know that I like you.

Don't be so self-righteous, not everyone will pay for you unconditionally.

28. When I talk to you, I always sing in my heart.

29, but you don't understand me, I want dignity, you just want money.

30. The difference between having money and having no money is that those who have no money use donkeys to pull the mill, while those who have money use ghosts to push the mill.

3 1. Although I am not happy about crossing the line of fire, I am very interested in crossing the line of fire.

32, TMD little devil, you dare to bully your bodhi old zu, I think you are doomed in this life.

33. Criticize others with your IQ. I think you can only be regarded as a retard.

How powerful do you think you are? Isn't it finally surrendered by Jigong?

35. I have met many people and made many enemies. Come if you can't see the past.

I don't want to be arrogant. Do you think I am scum?

Don't let me know what you did behind your back.

38. You have to force me to go to Liangshan. How can I not be a hero?

Your happiness is in my hands, and no one can take it away unless I don't want it.

40. Don't make fun of other people's lives. I'm afraid you can't afford it in the end.

4 1, English is very good? Pull wool, please speak Chinese.

42. Don't mix in this world without friends, because you don't deserve to be a human being.

43, live like a hero, you can really win beauty, it takes a long time to cultivate a hero's heart.

44. Only a bright future is suitable for your upper-class life.

45. Even if you know what I'm thinking, it doesn't mean you really know me.

46. Riding a bike into a tree is very cool.

47. My greatest advantage is that I can't talk to you without telling you a story.

Please leave my love and keep leaving my world.

49. If you are scum, you will never be a schoolmaster; If you are weak, you will never be strong.

50. I knew your sister's heart had changed, but why did you finally fall in love with TM?

Funny sentences. Tell me the funniest sentence in history?

1. In order to prevent myself from spending money indiscriminately, I decided to choose a friend to save money for me. You can send Alipay to me, and I will announce which friend is so shameless tomorrow night. 2. I was scolded by my girlfriend for doing something wrong, and then she farted before I answered her. Then I let one go, and she said, Yo, how dare you talk back? Finally broke the tough atmosphere. . . 3. It is the season of bathing by perseverance, washing by endurance and getting up by explosiveness. 4. I prefer to sleep until noon every day. You pick me up and say to me: I made shredded pork with fish flavor, braised pork ribs, tomatoes, scrambled eggs, spicy soup, mutton kebabs, almond tea, dried beans, fried beans, tiger skin peppers, beef powder, spicy eggs, pancakes, fruit Chinese hamburger, rolled noodles, Xi 'an mutton bread in soup, Korean cold noodles and fried chicken legs. Get up. In the elevator, a man and a woman quarreled. This lady seems to want to buy a bag. This man is too expensive. The woman won't buy it for me. I tell you, there are many people who want to buy me a bag! The man said angrily, what do you look like? Don't you have a B number in your heart? ! The woman is anxious: What am I like? What is wrong with me? The man pointed at me and said to the woman, you are uglier than her without makeup. I didn't offend you. 6. After work today, I saw an old man dragging a rope into the elevator. I looked at it and wondered. . . Grandpa suddenly turned around and shouted, Mom, where's my dog? I immediately burst into laughter, old man, how dare you walk such a long rope! 7. The company opened a new shoe store downstairs, and the opening guests have a discount. I tried on my right foot and bought a pair of leather shoes. When I got home, I found that both shoes were right feet! I went back to the store and found my boss. The boss quickly apologized, saying that it was the first time to open a store, and he didn't have much experience. He also brought me another pair of leather shoes with the same model from the warehouse. After returning home, I found this pair of leather shoes, both left feet. 8. In the morning, the child was naughty and was beaten by his father. At noon, his father: Hey, son, are you still angry? Your mother asked me to hit you. Me: That's what I said. You really played. . Son: Hum, none of them are good things! Both of us. . . 9. I was on a business trip in other places, and suddenly I had something urgent, so I found a bathroom. When I finished, I found that I forgot to bring my paper, so I knocked on my neighbor's door on the left and asked. Dude: Do you have any paper? The neighbor on the left replied, I will go. I also forgot my paper. Knock on the neighbor on the right and ask, dude, do you have any paper? A few seconds later, I heard a sister answer: sorry, big brother, I went to the wrong toilet. 10. It rained heavily, so it was difficult to get on the bus. After a while, I saw a beautiful woman waving. The driver stopped and the beautiful woman asked for a carpool. My heart is pounding, oh yeah! The driver looked back at me and I nodded wildly. The driver said: You got off the bus, and there was no charge just now 1 1. My little daughter said that a little boy in kindergarten found fault with her every day, which made me very angry. Wife: Have you figured out a way to deal with him? My youngest daughter gnashed her teeth and said, I decided to marry him when I grow up and not give him pocket money. Go shopping to buy clothes when you are unhappy. When I get angry, let him kneel on the washboard and treat him the way you treated my dad! Wife: Tell me about the meanest and funniest character in history.

1, you are jealous for a thousand years. Are you so jealous?

2, lonely night, who is willing to accompany me to count the stars, low IQ can accompany me to count the moon.

I am jealous to see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

4, you hide from me with invisibility, then I will help you with online invisibility.

He doesn't love me, he is not serious when he speaks, and he is too focused when he is silent.

6. I believe Brother Chun will live forever, but Brother Chun also needs a rest.

There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll be polluted as soon as I go out.

There will be light in your world, because the sun in my memory protects you.

9. I want to be the tooth in your mouth in my next life, because if I hurt you, it will hurt you.

10, that man dares to say that he is pure. Look at your eyes.

1 1, Superman's briefs are very stable, so he can fly so high.

12, my dream is to think in my dream.

13, benefactor, if you bully the poor monk, he will lose face.

14, nearsighted, from a distance, you are a beautiful woman, so it turned out to be a female diaosi.

15, don't push me, or I'll lose control.

16, don't think that just because you look like a wolf, I can treat you as a big pervert.

17, the sky is falling, you hold on, I'll find the stick.

18, men and women quarrel, men are like pistols and women are like machine guns.

19, do you understand the feeling that wolves fall in love with sheep? That's just to eat its meat.

20. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

2 1, in fact, you have the advantage that ghosts dare not come to your house at night.

22. I'm in a bad mood now. I can't do anything but eat.

23. If the exam can be upgraded, I'm afraid I'll still get a negative score.

24. Covering the quilt every night feels like being buried.

25. People think I'm meditating, but I'm actually looking to see if a hair on the ground should be picked up.

26. Life is too short to be sexy or understand the hard life.

27. Altman doesn't fight little monsters, let Transformers save the world.

28. If you are in No Country for Old Men one day, come to me for laundry and cooking.

29. Life is like an old sow going down the stairs. If she falls, she will never get up again.

30. When we lost our handkerchiefs in those years, we prayed not to lose them on ourselves.

3 1, it will spread tomorrow, and I am afraid that one day I don't like you and I will send you to see God.

Never let your face face me, because then I will vomit.

You are the poison of love, and it will kill anyone who eats it. Can you practice some antidote?

34. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.

You fool fell in love with a liar and have been cheated by a liar all your life.

36. If you don't study, you are a pig; If you study, you are an educated pig.

37. When you found out, you knew it was all over.

38. The person who makes you happy has actually been joking with you.

39. He is a fool. If he is left out for a long time, he becomes a rotten egg.

Time has shown me a real phenomenon, that is, you are a bad person.

4 1, don't think everything you say is true, but it's no different from fart.

42. If you wait too long, you will become numb. In the end, you don't know that you love you.

We are not breathing air, but the air polluted by you.

44. A woman's intuition is accurate, especially when her love has a mistress.

45. There is a feeling that is more painful than lovelorn, and that is self-inflicted.

46. If you really can't pass, then you can die for me.

47. Say I don't love you, but make love to you.

48. Looking at last year's yellowed calendar, we have good memories.

49. Now that we are strangers to each other, our feelings will not be revived for you.

50. When I am tired of myself, I will start over.

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20xx selection of the most despicable and awesome funny personality signatures in history.

1, I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don't be afraid of me.

2. You and I are just passers-by in each other's lives.

3, sometimes you need to liberate yourself, I'm afraid you will suffocate.

I put you in my mouth. Shut up, I'm afraid I'll bite you to death.

I want to improve my life. I don't want noodles. I want instant noodles.

6. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.

7. When waiting for the bus, everyone said: The imperial army is running fast, and the Eighth Route Army is coming.

I am not a bone, so you don't have to run after me.

9. The teacher suddenly came before the self-study class, and the students told each other that Nima was the student.

10, wearing a human skin mask and doing animal behavior, I think you are even worse than an animal.

1 1, singing other people's songs and humming their own songs, this is called pseudo original.

12. You found a girlfriend and got dumped. Aren't you asking for trouble?

13, summer is the best, it makes me fall asleep easily.

14, more handsome guys, more fun, more beautiful women and more excitement.

15. When I was a child, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?

16, it was the TV series that cut off my pleasure in watching advertisements and made me bored now.

17, no one says who is the most coquettish, but they are all looking for plugs and sockets.

18, are you biological or adopted now, that is, ex-girlfriend or post-girlfriend?

19, it's not terrible to die, what's terrible is to see a ghost alive.

20. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

2 1. When you see beautiful women in the street, you will appreciate them if you look up, and you will be hooligans if you look down.

22. It's cold, and it takes courage to even type the keyboard.

23. Don't bathe with water in summer, just wash with sweat.

Every genius came, and at the same time, a fool was born.

25. Beating is kissing and scolding is love, so this short message is my favorite.

26. I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street. Who dares to stop me?

27. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you love, or roll if you don't love.

28. There are men who don't bubble and are rebellious; Meet men and have sex for heaven.

29. I didn't see the sunlight reflected by your bald head, which was particularly dazzling.

30. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; You die, he dies, he dies, he dies.

3 1, you go bungee jumping, the rope breaks, and you say, a man says transformation.

32, trying to figure out people's mood, is a tiring job.

33. Everything is tempered into steel. I feel that if you practice again, you will become a gourd doll.

I'm here to apologize for your ignorance before.

35. You murdered all the feelings in the past.

36. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.

It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready to be the bad guy.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

39. Although I can't beautify my mind, I can vilify evil.

40. My ugliness is none of your business, and her beauty is none of my business.

4 1, the words pathetic are used on you, and you feel defiled.

You deserve it. You deserve to come into this world and pollute the air.

43. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

44. People like you are wasting oxygen in the air if they live one more day.

45. Don't challenge my endurance, or I will make you cry rhythmically.

46. When you die, I will burn more paper dolls for you.

47. You are just a landscape I met in my life.

48. It is better to arm yourself than to please others.

49. When you grow up, you must strive for the awesome power that you blew when you were a child.

Before you leave, I'll give you a taste of being dumped.