The funniest WeChat signature 1) The three most touching words in the world: I brought you delicious food. I treat you to delicious food. I will take you to eat delicious food!
2) When you open your eyes and close your eyes, one-third of the summer vacation is over.
3) The minimum education for being a man is not to push your luck.
4) I thought it was awesome for a group of people to play team battles, but now it seems to be the ability to fill their stomachs.
5) I am a principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.
6) What others give is charity, and what they break through is glory.
7) Many diaosi like to try to defeat local tyrants with such illusory things as spiritual thoughts, because bragging forces them not to pay taxes.
8) When others are pretending to be forced, I like to watch silently, and it is boring to expose it.
9) What's the use of giving birth to me? Don't laugh, don't destroy me, and don't lose your pride.
10) What you want is vanity, so that you can stand up when someone hurts you.
1 1) I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the pompous dead skinny people.
12) On the first day, I envy the next day's travel, the next day's summer vacation, and the third day's youth.
13) You know, time is always waiting for people. You can live next door to my house in the next life and have been my friend since childhood.
14) Long black will especially warm people, because he is the embodiment of the sun.
15) It's the wolf who grinds your teeth, but the dog who keeps your mouth shut.
16) I really hope to have a sister like Guli by my side to support me for life.
17) The price of the tomb has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.
18) Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!
19) I will meet many people, and I still have a long way to go. After doing something stupid for you, I can even forget your name if you don't mind.
20) We learn many proverbs to cover up untouched scars.
2 1) If Cinderella's shoes fit perfectly, why did she fall to the ground while running?
Humorous and funny WeChat personality signature 1) Don't spoil the word youth, you are in beginning of autumn.
2) words hidden in the bottom of my heart are not intentionally hidden, but not all pain can be shouted out.
3) Teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and they are forced to cry when they are old.
4) Drunk men are animals, and drunken women are prey.
5) I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?
6) I wish all nine students happy this year, because there are two nines this year! !
7) How brilliant the sunshine is, but my ideal is slowly rotting away.
8) I hate the fleeting time. Like being hit by a hurricane in a hurry. Even if you brush your shoulders, remember the side face.
9) Don't give me a hard look, your face is not a palette.
10) With me here, you just need to be cute, and don't worry about the rest.
1 1) Not only women's penises are wearing bras outside, but also crayon Shinchan.
12) The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you were still lying there when I knew the truth.
13) I will cherish everyone who comments on me, because no one will be idle and crazy to care about my mood.
14) That's all once winter vacation homework is released. Does your family know, teacher?
15) When I was young, I cried when I was sad, but when I grew up, I laughed when I was sad.
16) Thinking before the exam, I found myself hiding my strength during the exam.
17) The so-called holiday means being scolded at home, going out without money and having a special day.
18) graduation photo is the most embarrassing and reluctant photo I took.
19) Seeing many people, you can't expose them at will, and you hate many people, but you can't turn your face easily. Sometimes life is just about forcing yourself to leave things to chance.
20) All rich boys in Korean dramas have a disease, and they must have fallen in love with the disease of poor girls.
2 1) Live happily because we will die for a long time.
22) Sometimes, the font faintly visible on the wall is someone's little secret.
Interesting and fun WeChat personality signature 1) When reality raises his hand and slaps you, you should give him a high five.
2) Love is as serious as hating me. It touches my heart and hurts both cold and hot.
3) Why don't you call Dad Bobby when you call Dad and Mom Bobby when you call Mom?
4) No matter how bad your grades are, you should live with a smile. This is the dignity of scum.
5) Do you know why you were cloned? Because you're in the group.
6) If you can't stand it, take out the mirror and meditate: You still can't learn well when you grow up.
7) We should be a girl with depth, a rogue with temper and an educated lady.
8) When I came back from my trip, nothing changed except that what I should do was put off for a longer time.
9) Another name for being strong is hard support.
10) If he always holds an umbrella for others, why are you waiting for him in the rain?
1 1) I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
12) I want to put a red flag on your head to show that I have occupied you.
13) Long-term contractual relationship between men and women on the basis of equality and voluntariness.
14) I comfort myself every time I finish the exam? It doesn't matter? Everyone is involved.
15) Meeting someone and changing your life is not a love story.
16) A mad dog suddenly ran out of the street, and I couldn't help calling out your name.
17) Don't be too ostentatious. Flowers smell natural.
18) Everyone has a problem. The more you like it, the more you bully it.
19) The weather is very hot and the sun is very spicy. If you are around, you will keep cooling me like the wind.
20) Don't have too much hope for reality, life is not as perfect as it is on TV.
2 1) For children who are afraid to go to the toilet after watching ghost movies, I want to say that ghosts also have dignity. What ghost will wait for you in your toilet at night.
22) I hate warm beds. I want to go to the bathroom again!
23) My friend asked me to transfer money to him, and I accidentally pressed the phone number. Forget it, just call more often.