1. Xiaoxin: "Is there soy sauce for sale?"

Fish shop owner: "No."

Xiaoxin: "Is there mustard for sale?" ”

Fish shop owner: “No.”

Xiaoxin: “How dare you open a shop if you don’t have anything”

2. Xiaoxin: “Meiya. , you said that everything must be done from beginning to end, and you can’t give up halfway, right?”

Meiya: “That’s right.”

Xiaoxin: “Well, the series ends today. "You can't stop me from reading it."

3. Xiao Mao: "My mother is a master's degree and my father is a doctor."

Xiaoxin: "What's so great!" p>

Xiao Mao: "Who are your parents?"

Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman."

4. Teacher: " Xiaoxin, please make a sentence using the word 'difficult'."

Xiaoxin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam."

Teacher: "I can't answer the question, so I'll let you. "Are you embarrassed?"

Xiaoxin: "No, the answers from the left and right students are different, which puts me in a dilemma."

5. Meiya: "Xiaoxin, I want you to make up your English." I hope you won’t lose at the starting point.”

Xiaoxin: “I already lost at the starting point.”

Meiya: “What did you lose?”

Xiaoxin: "Heredity."

6. Meiya: "I thought you were doing homework, but you were actually playing video games."

Xiaoxin: "You can't blame me."

Meiya: "Do you have to blame me?"

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Xiao Xin: Meiyi, I lost the fight with Xiaomao last time, but I won this time.

Meiya: Why fight twice in a row?

Xiaoxin: Didn’t you teach me to stand up wherever I fall?

Mei Ya: Xiaoxin, I want you to improve your English so that you don’t lose at the starting line.

Xiaoxin: I already lost at the starting line.

Meiya: What did you lose?

Xiaoxin: Heredity.

Xiaoxin: Hmm.

Meiya: What’s wrong?

Xiaoxin: Poop.

Meiya: Can’t you bear to go to another place to relieve yourself?

Xiaoxin: No way.

Meiya: How is it?

Xiaoxin: It leaked a little.

Xiaoxin: Is there any soy sauce for sale?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiaoxin: Do you have mustard for sale?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiaoxin: How dare you open a store when you don’t have anything?

Teacher: Now in the first aid class, someone is injured. What is the first step?

Xiaoxin: I know, ask him if he wants organ donation?

Xiaoxin: Sister, why are you working so hard?

Sister: It’s not all because of you.

Xiaoxin: Me?

Sister: Yes, there must be someone in our family who is promising!

Xiaoxin: Teacher, I need to go to the toilet

Teacher: No, it’s class time now. Why didn’t you go after class just now?

Xiaoxin: The time after class is so precious, what a pity it is to use it to go to the toilet!

Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen.

Xiaoxin: That’s an award. How did you tell?

Sister: No matter what, you do it all

Mom: Xiaoxin, look, my sister got 100 points in the test, but you only got 50 points

Xiaoxin: I did as you said

Mom: What did I say?

Xiaoxin: You said I would be fine if I had half the size of my sister

Mom: Don’t be alone when you go to and from school, so as not to be blackmailed by bad boys

Xiaoxin Xin: But none of my classmates want to go with me

Mom: Why?

Sister: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother.

Teacher: Xiaoxin, your art work is so good. Tomorrow the school will send you to participate in a city-wide competition.

Xiaoxin: No

Teacher: Why?

Xiaoxin: My dad does the work, he has to go to work tomorrow

Sister: Brother, what should we do if a bad boy blackmails us?

Xiaoxin: Run for him to chase

Sister: Can you beat them in running?

Xiaoxin: I just need to outrun you.

Xiaoxin: Mom, you said that you must start and finish everything you do, and you can’t give up halfway, right?

Mom: That’s right

Xiaoxin: Well, the series ends today, you can’t stop me from finishing it

Mom: Swimming is great

Xiaoxin: Mom, you are looking more and more like a fish

Mom: Do you mean like a mermaid?

Xiaoxin: No, your crow’s feet are getting more and more

Dad: What? Xiaoxin, you are looking at photos of naked women! Doing such a thing at such a young age? explain! Where did these photos come from?

Xiaoxin: I got it from your drawer

Mom: My parents have something to do tonight and won’t be back until very late

Xiaoxin: Then I’ll be very happy Tired!

Mom: Why?

Xiaoxin: I get very tired from watching TV

Xiaomao: My mother has a master’s degree and my father has a doctorate.

Xiaoxin: What’s so great!

Xiao Mao: Who are your parents?

Xiaoxin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.

Xiaoxin: Mom, there is a poor Obasan in the park, and I want to help her.

Mom: Xiaoxin is so caring, just give her 10 yuan!

Mom: Hey! How did you buy the sausage?

Xiaoxin: She just sells sausages!

Teacher: Xiaoxin, please use the word dilemma to make a sentence

Xiaoxin: I was in a dilemma during the exam

Teacher: I can’t answer the question, let you In a dilemma?

Xiaoxin: No, the answers from the left and right students are different, which puts me in a dilemma

Teacher: Xiaoxin, your problem is that you use inappropriate words. Now I will test you on an idiom. To describe the teacher as being very happy

Xiaoxin: Smiling Nine Springs

Dad: Look at how touching the story of Twenty-Four Filial Piety is, can you do it?

Xiaoxin: At least I can do one thing, sell myself to bury my father

Mom: I thought you were doing homework, but you were actually playing video games

Xiaoxin : You can’t blame me

Mom: Do you want to blame me?

Xiaoxin: Yes, who told you to walk so softly?

Mom: Xiaoxin, have you picked up money 10 times this semester?

Xiaoxin: No, I only found it once

Mom: Then how come there are ten honor cards for finding money?

Xiaoxin: I exchanged the 100 yuan I picked up for 10 copper coins

Mom: Xiaoxin, you turned on the TV again

Xiaoxin: I don’t want to watch TV

Mom: What are you doing?

Xiaoxin: I am checking whether there are any typographical errors in the TV program schedule in the newspaper. Crayon Shin-chan's classic funny quotes

Shin-chan: "Is there soy sauce for sale?" Fish shop owner: "No." Xiao-xin: "Is there wasabi for sale?" Fish shop owner: "No." Xin: "How dare you open a shop when you have nothing."

Teacher: "What does a tadpole become when it grows up?" Xiaoxin: "A frying pan.

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Teacher: “Now in the ‘First Aid Class’, first perform mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration. What will happen if you repeat this?” Xiaoxin: “Someone will sue you for ***”

Teacher: "Now in the "First Aid" class, someone is injured, what should be the first step?" Xiaoxin: "I know, ask him if he wants an organ donation?"

Xiaoxin: "Sister , why are you working so hard?" Sister: "It's not all because of you." Xiaoxin: "Me?" Sister: "Yes, there must be someone in our family who is promising!"

Meiya : "You have to go home immediately after the summer tutoring class. Why are you disobedient? I hate people who don't go home on time. Xiaoxin: "Why are you so angry? You didn't go home right away to cook after get off work, and I'm not angry either! ”

Teacher: “Second sexual characteristics will appear in boys and girls when they reach puberty, and girls’ flat chests will swell, just like...” Xiaoxin: “Like double airbags”

Xiaoxin: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet." Teacher: "No, it's class time now. Why didn't you go after class just now?" Xiaoxin: "Time after class is so precious, what a pity it would be to use it to go to the toilet!"

Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met." Xiaoxin: "Excuse me, how did you tell?" Sister: "No matter what I do, you clean it up."

Meiya: "Xiaoxin, look, my sister scored 100 points in the test, and you only scored 50 points." Xiaoxin: "I did what you said." Meiya: "What did I say?" Xin: "You said I would be fine as long as I am half as good as my sister."

Xiaoxin: "Meiya, last time I fought with Xiaomao and lost, but this time I won." Meiya: "Why are you fighting twice in a row?" Xiaoxin: "Didn't you teach me to stand up wherever I fall?"

Meiya: "Don't be alone when going to and from school, so as not to Blackmailed by bad boys." Xiaoxin: "But none of my classmates want to leave with me." Meiya: "Why?" Xiaokui: "They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother."

Teacher: "Xiaoxin, your art work is so good. Tomorrow the school will send you to participate in a city-wide competition." Xiaoxin: "No" Teacher: "Why?" Xiaoxin: "The work was made by my father. He I have to go to work tomorrow."

Xiao Kui: "Brother, what should we do if a bad boy blackmails us?" Xiao Xin: "Run and chase him." Xiao Kui: "Can you outrun them?" Xiaoxin: "I just need to outrun you." (Wow, haha, Xiaoxin is such a stinky boy~~)

Xiaoxin: "Meiya, you said that everything must have a beginning and an end. That's not allowed. Give up halfway, right?" Meiya: "That's right." Xiaoxin: "Well, the series ends today, you can't stop me from finishing it."

Meiya: "Swimming is great." Xiaoxin: "Meiya, you are looking more and more like a fish." Meiya: "You mean like a mermaid?" Xiaoxin: "No, you have more and more crow's feet."

Guangzhi: " What? Xiaoxin, you are looking at photos of naked women! Doing such a thing at such a young age? explain! Where did these photos come from? ” Xiaoxin: “I took it from your drawer”

Teacher: “Xiaoxin, you have done well in your homework recently” Xiaoxin: “This is all the result of pol.ice’s anti-pornography campaign” Teacher: “The anti-pornography campaign and What does homework have to do with it?" Xiaoxin: "My dad has nowhere to go at night, so he has to watch me do my homework at home."

Meiya: "My parents have something to do tonight and won't be back until very late." Xiaoxin: "That would be very tiring!" Meiya: "Why?" Xiaoxin: "I will be very tired watching TV."

Xiaomao: "My mother is a master's degree and my father is a doctor." Xiaoxin : "What's so great!" Xiao Mao: "Who are your parents?" Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman.

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Xiaoxin: “Meiya, there is a poor Obasan in the park, I want to help her” Meiya: “Xiaoxin is so caring, please give her 10 yuan!” Meiya: "Hey! Why did you buy sausages?" Xiaoxin: "She is selling sausages!"

Teacher: "Xiaoxin, why did you steal the eraser from your classmate? Is it okay for you to do such a thing? Don't you think about your parents?" Xiaoxin: "I just did it after thinking about it. This way I don't have to spend my parents' money."

Teacher: "Xiaoxin, please use the word "difficult" to make a sentence. "Xiaoxin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam." Teacher: "Is it because you can't answer the question that puts you in a dilemma?" Xiaoxin: "No, it's because you control the classmates' answers.

It's different, and it puts me in a dilemma. ”

Teacher: “Xiaoxin, your problem is that you use the wrong words. Now I’m going to test you on how to use an idiom to describe the teacher’s happiness.” Ya: "Xiaoxin, I want you to improve your English so that you don't lose at the starting point." Xiaoxin: "I already lost at the starting point." Meiya: "What did you lose?" Xiaoxin: "Heredity."

Guangzhi: "Look at how touching the story of the Twenty-four Filial Piety is, can you do it?" Xiaoxin: "At least I can do one thing, sell myself to bury my father."

Beauty Ya: "I thought you were doing homework, but you were actually playing with video games." Xiaoxin: "You can't blame me." Meiya: "Do you have to blame me?" Xiaoxin: "Yes, who told you to walk so softly?"

Meiya: "Xiaoxin, have you picked up money 10 times this semester?" Xiaoxin: "No, I only picked it up once." Meiya: "Then how come there are ten honor cards for picking up money? "Xiao Xin: "I exchanged the 100 yuan I picked up for 10 copper coins."

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again" Xiao Xin: "I don't want to watch TV." Meiya: "Then what are you doing?" Xiaoxin: "I'm checking whether the TV schedule in the newspaper is printed correctly." Crayon Shin-chan's classic mantra

1. People are not that good~~ ~

2. Hello~ Miss, do you like green peppers?

3. There is really nothing you can do about today’s children!

4. Let’s get rid of smallpox!

5. Miss, do you like to put chopped green onions when eating natto?

6. The butt is exposed to the light, the butt is exposed to the light,

7. Big sister~ do you like to eat green peppers?

8. I will remember until I forget.

9. Can natto still be called natto without green onions? ?

10. The leaky butt alien shake shake shake shake

11. My name is Nohara Shinnosuke and I am 5 years old this year. I hate eating green peppers the most!

12. The food cooked by Nini’s mother is still so strong.

13. Toupi Sushi Crayon Shin-chan’s classic mantra (recommended)

14. When happy: Wow~~~hey~hey~

15. Mom Good thighs

16. Big sister, do you like to mix chopped green onion or other xxx when eating natto?

17. Kazama and I have a special relationship

18. Miss, do you like green onion in your natto~

19. There is also a saying like that , the monk said

20. Zhengnan, really, I didn’t even say a word about moving.

21. Butt alien~

22. Mom, you are so fat

23. One hundred percent pure juice

24. Big sister ~ Big sister ~

25. Big butt and three-layered belly old monster, watch your moves! Dynamic light waves~~~~~beep~beep~beep~beep~~~

26. Dynamic light waves biubiubiu~~~~~~

27. Be careful, be careful~

28. You are back! What are Crayon Shin-chan’s classic catchphrases?

29. Kazama, don’t you not read these?

30. Kazama, you are so willful

31. When returning home: You are back~

32. Sister, I am yours~ ~~~~, Forget me~

33. I am playing the game of pretending to be dead..

34. The old monster lady is angry

35. Miss , do you want to ride on my tricycle to watch the sunset in Kasukabe?

36. My name is Nohara Shinnosuke. I am five years old this year and I am the idol child of Sunflower Class in Futaba Kindergarten

37. It’s really~~Crayon Shin-chan’s classic mantra

38. Mom, I have to be careful when eating

39. There is really nothing I can do about you!

40. The old witch with three belly appears!

41. Take off your pants, shake your butt and say: Ignore it! Ignore it! Ignore it!

42. Big sister, do you have a boyfriend?

43. Elephant~Elephant~~Why is your trunk so long~

44. I will be embarrassed if you praise me so much

45 , I want to have tea with yokan, the tea should be stronger!

46. Roll around, roll around

47. There is also this saying.

48. I want to eat Xindian~Xindian~Xindian~

49. Dad, Dad, look, there is a beautiful big sister~~~

50. Congratulations, Coca-Cola

51. In fact, it is not as good as you said

52. The aliens showed their butts~

53. Who are you, Obasan?

54. To my napping mother: an old woman with a big butt, a three-layered belly, and a wrinkled old monster who screams~~so cool~~

55. Mom , I want to eat some snacks

56. People will be shy.

57. When watching Superman: Wow~~~~ha~ha~ha