The morning sun can't shine on my ass.

3. Forgive my indifference. I always thought I could wait for my lover, the one who loves me, the one I love.

It's silly of you to live a simple life and come to my sister's.

My charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

6. Life is like anxiety. Without accurate lyrics, it is excitement.

7. I am not crazy, but I have never been normal.

You say you are lonely, but I think you are just bored.

9. There are two kinds of "poor households": extreme poverty due to lack of money and extreme poverty due to lack of sleep.

10. Don't talk to me about dating. It's unnecessary, and it hurts money.

1 1. "Lend me a pen", "The Old Rule" and "Jason is simply a male god, tall, handsome and trendy, singing super beautifully and filial, and definitely a good man". . . .

12. I will use my grades to prove how happy I am these two months.

13. When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what stuffing this is.

14. I don't like meeting people for a long time. I prefer to see people and dogs at a glance.

15. When others are nice to you, it's not how attractive you are, but that you are really stupid and distressing.

16. No matter how good a person is, it is impossible to be perfect. No matter how bad I am, I am unique.

17. Life feels like a maze. Once in, you can never get out.

18. "I dreamed of my male god." "Dreams are the opposite." "You mean my male god dreamed of me?

19. Girlfriend: Look at other people's boyfriends! Everyone eats his girlfriend's leftovers! ! ! Boyfriend: You left it for me.

20. Put your homework in your schoolbag when you go home, and then the strap of your schoolbag is broken!

2 1. What you can't get is always in turmoil, and what you prefer is fearless.

22. Someone left your number to call you. I'm different. I didn't answer.

23. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me?

24. Are you free to just talk about Q?

25. The most rogue in winter always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

26. After the start of school, there is another battle in which seniors chase their younger brothers and sisters, girls hook up with their younger brothers and sisters, and my brothers and sisters hate their younger brothers and sisters. I only care about learning.

27. In my next life, I want to be an alcoholic who makes waves with the wind. When I am drunk, I want to steal my lover.

28. I will climb up again after sunset tomorrow morning, and I will be as handsome next year.

29. It is said that the weight is only 100, and it is either flat-chested or short.

30. This young lady won't say anything about you because of your stupidity.

3 1. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money, uncle who owes money.

32. Do you feel that male gods are naturally good-tempered, but others are hard to get close to?

I spent my youth in unrequited love, not just wanting to be with you.

34. I envy two kinds of girls, one is a thief playing games, and the other is the power in the game pit, but they will spoil me. I'm stuck in the middle, and the pit won't spoil me, but I swear.

35. Li Jian is so charming. Some people say that he is not good, but in my heart, he is the best and unique, my male god Li Jian!

36. I am not an ATM. The balance of this month is 0? !

37. Q: Describe your appearance in four words! A: You're welcome.

38. "Husband, you are so handsome today." "Nonsense, you don't look at what your husband is."

39. Lala Lala Lala, I am a small expert in selling newspapers and earned 1 yuan;

40. I'll kill anyone who stops me from loving you until there are corpses everywhere. Wan Li has no objection.

Meng Meng Daju

First, I finally realized that the most precious feelings never need to be held in my hand.

Second, the pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

Third, it is not love to keep the other person by your side, but it is also a kind of love to let the loved one go.

Fourth, if you are so polite to me again, I will be impolite!

I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but finally I laughed and shed tears.

Sixth, the former state is: unable to learn, unhappy to play and restless to sleep.

Seven, life is like a pen. You can cross out your past, but you can't erase it after all.

Eight, the child said: "Grandpa, can you sing little stars?" Grandpa said, "Yes." The child said, "You sing for me." Grandpa said, "The stars in the sky can join Beidou!"

9. "What's it like to have a crush on someone?" "I feel that he has wifi."

I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need that person to make me feel unique.

When chatting can't find a topic, it's better to ask: How much did you eat today?

Twelve, the space formed by singing makes the years come and go, so the face of the person who is still protected has not changed and there is a huge and endless hatred.

Thank you for comforting me when I am sad. Sad signature

Fourteen, killing a Q pet is more difficult than killing a person.

Fifteen, some habits, no matter how to change.

Sixteen, I can love tore heart crack lung, also can walk simply!

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

See a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower.

Nineteen, your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a waste in ten years.

20. People who are afraid of you face to face will hate you behind your back. Only when you are friends can you get friends.

Twenty-one, feelings have always been very sad, just like you.

Many people waste their lives waiting for the chance to satisfy their wishes. .

23. A woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is the place where dreams begin.

Twenty-five, in order not to lose the children's papers at the starting line in the future, I will hang QQ for them now.

It's not that I don't like you, but that I don't want you to be covered in hurting me and thinking about another person.

Twenty-seven, a person you love deeply hurts you the most, not leaving you, but letting everyone you fall in love with have his shadow.

Twenty-eight, wandering in the world, no longer make an everlasting promise for anyone.

Life is fun, because life is always fucking playing with me!

Thirty, memories, very beautiful, but very hurt; Memories, just can't go back to the past memories.

Thirty-one, life is really interesting, birth and death.

Thirty-two, there is a person, you have watched it all your life, but you have ignored it all your life. Some people look at you, but they affect your life.

Number 33, tell me to get out. Get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

Thirty-four, self-esteem to the corner, take out all the good, you are still silent.

35. The person who can affect your mood must be the person you love most. The person who can't bear to part with your sadness must be the one who loves you the most.

Thirty-six, I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!

I feel cute, and all I say are lovely sentences.

1. I don't like meeting people for a long time. I prefer to see people and dogs at a glance.

2. Others are kind to you, not because you are attractive, but because you are really stupid and distressing.

No matter how good a person is, it is impossible to be perfect. No matter how bad I am, I am unique.

Life is like a maze, once you get in, you can never get out.

Come on, do you want to die or don't want to live?

6. The three most tangled sentences in class: What are you reading? Look at the blackboard! Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me! Why are you looking at me? Read a book!

7. I made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.

8. Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.

9. It is said that women are as fickle as the weather, and men are like people who broadcast the weather-unreliable.

10, I don't want to hit you. Because I have no money to buy wet wipes today.

1 1. The teacher said not to bring valuables to school. I think I am quite valuable.

12, I think, I am not suitable for quarreling with narrow-minded people, because I am worried that my sharp words will make the other person angry alive.

13, don't feel abandoned by the world. The world has no time to talk to you.

14, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

15, thin or dead, I must let this sentence run through my winter vacation.

16. The final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and almost it is called Goddess Mending the Sky. My name is creation.

17. I dreamed that the male god dreamed of me, and the dreams were reversed. Are you saying that my male god dreamed of me?

18. Girlfriend: Look at other people's boyfriends! Everyone eats his girlfriend's leftovers! ! ! Boyfriend: You left it for me.

19. Put your homework in your schoolbag when you go home, and then the strap of your schoolbag breaks!

20, you don't always day after day. Your old bitch is going to be pregnant.

2 1, your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

You said 22. You want to save face. If you really want to save face, I have never seen anyone with more face than you.

23. Tattooed teenagers may be hooligans in the future, but they may also be Yue Fei.

24. Love is understanding and tolerance, not staring at each other.

25. What you can't get is always in turmoil, and what you prefer is fearless.

26. Someone left your number to call you. I'm different. I didn't answer.

27. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me?

28. Are you free to just talk about Q?

It's cute and cute. Talk about cute and naughty sentences.

1. When there are no birds in a hundred mountains, thousands of people die.

2. The teacher said: Don't get up when you fall, and see if there is any money around you.

3. Lala Lala Lala, I am an expert in selling newspapers and earned 1 yuan;

If you love, life is lovely everywhere. If you hate it, life is hateful everywhere. If you are grateful, you can be grateful everywhere.

Let the storm come more violently and let the date get soaked.

6. I want to be an onion in my next life, and whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

7. Maybe you will meet a more beautiful girl, a gentler girl, a girl who loves you more than I do, but without me, they can't eat, sleep and bother me.

8. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.

9. The sky is gray and wild, and the psychology of getting rich is too confused.

10. It is said that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

1 1. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

12. "Passing by the high school classroom and seeing the blackboard, I feel that English is so difficult." "That's math!"

13. Do you feel that some boys forget their girlfriends when they have wives?

14. Men's arrogance and contempt for women also come from women's stomachs.

15. I especially like the teacher to get angry, scold us for a class, and then class is over.

16. You always call me lazy. Yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up.

17. There is a six-year-old niece at home. At lunch that day, she talked about what her niece likes to eat. As a result, her niece said, "Dad still eats his mother's milk at this age. You said it's not a shame to lose it ... "

18. How can we grow tall without the sun?

19. Just out of the community gate this morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

20. I have been with you for a long time, and I like joking more and more.

2 1. Every student has magical skills to finish homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

22. Father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time, there was a frog ... Son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space ... Son: Is there a limit level? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time, there was a frog with no clothes on …

23. I am most afraid of death, I am also afraid of getting sick and taking medicine, and I am even more afraid of dying suddenly when I get sick and taking medicine.

24. Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad boy for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan, and the delinquent boy gave it back to him, 30 yuan.

There are many heartless people in the world, but there will be more boring people.

The best way to stop advertising is to smash the TV and computer.

27. I don't think my own food is as delicious as others'.

28. Today, I saw a woman chasing a man. She is so cute. She said, "Will you be my boyfriend?" Just do it, but I'll think of another way. "

29. He quarreled with her. He slammed the door and left, shouting that he would be a grandson when he came back! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, "Grandma, I'm coming to see you!" " "

30. "Will you like me?" "no" "then I'll teach you."

3 1. The pet food company made a market survey, and the person who answered the phone was a child. Investigator: Do you have any dogs, kittens or rabbits at home? Child: No, my mother gave birth to me!

32. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you!

33. Some people have long hair that others envy, and it turns out to be a wig.

34. Most TV shows say that if you kill me, no one will be killed. On the contrary, whoever says don't kill me will be killed.

35. My sister has m-girls in her dormitory. There is a girl named "Jiao Wa", petite and lovely. There is an "Eve" who likes apples. There is a "Kuwa" with a good figure. My sister is called "Huluwa" because she snores when she sleeps.

36. When I knocked on the table in class, the teacher said to me: Be gentle, the teaching building is not strong.

37. This life is not long. Only by cherishing can we miss those beautiful and lovely things and leave as few regrets as possible.

38. Find friends, boyfriends, kiss, hold hands and have children at night.

39. "I have noticed that you have recently ..." "Stop saying' fat' or' fat'!" "swollen!"

40. The mother asked her five-year-old son, "If mom and dad quarrel, which side will you stand on?" The child thought it over carefully and said firmly, "Stand by and watch"!

4 1. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

42. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

43. When I get up every day, there will always be a heart-wrenching drama with my dear quilt: kissing lingering, reluctant to part, and hating parting.

44. Sometimes I think I like you very much. That feeling is like eating too much and bursting.