I laughed, the mistress can straighten herself up, and the devil can grow angel wings. What other words are appropriate to say to the mistress without warning? Here are the words to warn the mistress that I have collected for you, take a look!

Selected words to warn the mistress

1) Thank you from the bottom of my heart for letting me see the true face of a bitch!

2) Do you know the Thousand Layer Cake? You will know how thick it is when you look at your face in the mirror!

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3) You can’t be so immoral. When you are short of dog food, you know how to come to me?

4) I have seen stupid people, and I have never seen anyone as stupid as you. Even worse than a pig.

5) Why is that person covering his face with his butt?

6) A girl like you cannot get married, and even if she does, she will put the blame on others.

7) No matter how scheming you are, you still fall into my hands. It can be seen that a scheming woman is no match for a wise woman like me!

8) I didn’t expect that you are now walking in Those at the forefront of trends are idiots. I’m so worried about you!

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10) I heard that it’s not easy for you to be a young lady on location, so I’ll give you more. Money, you must take good care of my man. I don't want him to go to your chicken coop every day.

11) The country is so charming and the mistress is so coquettish.

12) The mistress is the mistress, just like Adou who can never be corrected.

13) Mistress, don’t think that just because you have a piece of shit on your head, you are a diamond gourd baby.

14) According to scientific evidence, every part of you exudes the word "cheap" from your appearance to your bone marrow and even your cells!

15) Do you just like to drink dichlorvos? , I amused myself by drinking the shitty head!

Latest words to warn the mistress

1) Do you like to drink dichlorvos as a drink, and amusing the shithead by drinking it? Funny!

2) Don’t blame me for being blunt. The only good thing about you is your coquettishness. Many men must have been seduced by you.

3) Before I met you, I didn’t judge people by their appearance. It seems that I have to change my mind and start judging people by their appearance. Who said someone who looks ugly has a good heart?

4) Sister, you have to raise your chest and raise your head when you talk to me. Don’t you have a chest or something?

5) Where did this bitch come from? Summer is here, and it’s still in heat.

6) Looking at your majestic appearance, dogs will take a detour when they see you.

7) Don’t spread your legs. If you stand with your legs spread apart, the ants will be suffocated to death by you.

8) Don’t wander around dressed like a comfort woman, grenades will explode if they see you.

9) If a man puts your photo on the wall, he can ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night.

10) You weigh so little, no wonder you have no face, no heart, and no lungs.

11) You have a bitter melon figure and you look really bad.

12) Only a dog’s nose is the smartest. It turns out that you are a degenerate dog!

13) Your appearance is so classic, so classic that it can break the world’s ugliest record .

14) I am not a straw boat, you don’t need to keep throwing your shit at me!

15) I drew a coffin with you and him lying inside. How kind I am to let you die together.

16) When I see you, I feel more confused than visiting a grave!

17) I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It’s KTV You give me a meal, then I kick you, and finally I make a V sign!

18) If you can’t grasp the tail of youth, you can only smell the fart of youth.

19) This mistress, do you think you are qualified? You have no reason to steal my husband, shameless; please, sister, you are so old, you must be at least twenty?!

20) From the fact that you put on a cute face and act cute, you know that your mother has not educated you well. You should pretend to be your mother again, and then let your mother educate you well, so as not to pollute the eyes of the public. .

21) Don’t act like you’re worth 2,500,000 to 80,000 yuan in front of your employees. If you have the ability, just put on a pose first and then show off to your employees.

About warning mistress

1) Ah? So you still exist in this world? I’m sorry, you are too insignificant, no one will know that you exist!

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2) A new life form like you can still live on the earth for so many years! I have to admire the Celestial Dynasty, Lin Da has all kinds of birds!

3) Don’t always Let's talk about my weather-beaten face. The beauty is not outstanding, the ugly is not unique.

4) A group of geese flying south turned around when they saw your face. Look how intimidating you are.

5) When people are wandering in the world, who can not be bored?

6) If I go down one day, remember that I will come back to you.

7) The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of ten thousand people blocking me, I am only afraid of surrendering myself.

8) Your humble appearance hides your perverted heart.

9) Being free and easy is popular nowadays. But you take off your clothes so randomly. I will be misled by others to be an alien!

10) I don’t understand music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

11) Look at you, look at your back and scare away thousands of troops, and turn your head to scare away millions of lions.

12) If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

13) I saw you on the street just now. Why do you keep shaking your hair when you walk? And you slap your shoulders with your hands? You don’t have to be like this if you have a lot of dandruff, right? Be careful of being arrested as someone who takes ecstasy pills. !

14) A tree without bark will definitely die. A shameless person is invincible. God declares, Xiaosan, that you are invincible.

15) Worship God when you are rich and prodigal when you have no money.

16) Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to harsh words.

17) Look at you, you are such a coquettish person. You were born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of the country?

18) Wait for me, kid. I must show up at your house. According to the household registration book, if I can’t be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

19) When problems arise, look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

20) I laughed. If the mistress can straighten herself, the devil can grow angel wings. .

21) Oh, you look good, why didn’t you use the equipment your parents gave you to sit on the stage?

22) Not tall, not short, not fat, not thin. Three or four, no front, no back, no face, no skin, no heart.

23) Don’t think that you have the face of Sister Feng, so you go around cheating and being a servant of Santai Palace.

24) I am not a man, I am just an ordinary conservative housewife. Men and women have their own division of labor and must do their part. I would like to advise those idiots and bitches to think about the time when they meet their ancestors in the future! Don’t go to the next life and stink up the entire clan.

25) Let me tell you, I BS you! You are no different from those "street girls" on the streets at night. You can get on with just a wave of your hand! If people don't want to pay for it, you can bargain and pay. You can get a 20% discount! You are no different from those girls in hair salons, bathing centers, dance halls and nightclubs!

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