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A very cool one-sentence signature

1. Others may not know whether you are doing well or not, but they can tell at a glance if you are fat.

2. You cannot drink tap water, and you cannot eat unwashed apples. You can eat apples washed with tap water. This world is really amazing.

3. When I was a child, my elders taught me a way to identify people: those who are cowardly at home are cowardly to others; those who are cowardly at home are cowardly to others. This statement is true.

4. No matter what the fortune teller says you lack in the five elements, in fact, when you reach a certain age, you will find that what you lack most is money! Don’t talk about metal overcoming wood, wood overcoming earth, earth overcoming water, water overcoming fire, and fire overcoming metal. As long as you are poor, you will overpower everything!

5. It was also left aside for a month before the oranges began to wrinkle but the apples were already rotten. Therefore, thick skin is of great significance to life.

6. Either find someone who can make you worry about food and clothing, or find someone who loves you wholeheartedly to the core; otherwise, if you are fine alone, why should you imitate others in falling in love? Are the snacks not tasty? Mobile phones are still not fun!

7. Generally, when people ask me if I am busy, I will say very busy, very busy. According to my experience, if you say not busy, the other person will most likely make you busy.

8. If a person suddenly contacts you, it is normal, he is looking for a spare tire; if he suddenly stops contacting you, it is normal, you are just a spare tire; if he contacts you again one day, it is more normal, you He was a good spare tire; then he stopped contacting you and it was still normal. A better spare tire than you appeared.

9. If you are fat, eat less; if you are sleepy, go to bed early; if you are poor, make more money; if you don’t like it, stay away; if you don’t save yourself, you will make things difficult for God.

10. "When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that you will have many days without money in the future." This is the cruelest sentence I have ever heard!

11. If you like someone, you have to confess it. At worst, you won’t even be friends. Being friends is useless. I don’t lack friends, I lack you.

12. People nowadays, if you tell him the truth, he thinks you are telling lies; if you tell him lies, he thinks you are telling a joke; if you tell him a joke, he actually takes it seriously. .

13. If you like it, go for it. It doesn’t matter if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend. The team has a goalkeeper, so the ball will still go in.

14. If you don’t buy lottery tickets, you will never know how unlucky you are. If you don’t borrow money, you will never know how unpopular you are. If you don’t confess, you will never know how ugly you are.

15. Some things cannot be changed without hard work. No matter how beautiful the design of a fifty yuan RMB is, it will not be as attractive as a hundred yuan RMB.

16. You may be wrong about some things. Cinderella herself is a rich girl, and the ugly duckling is a swan. Nothing suddenly changes from bad to ugly to beautiful.

17. Time tells us: feelings can fade, words we have said can be forgotten, and the people we have loved can change again.

18. People in the past had to think about how to repair and make up for things when they were broken, but people nowadays, as long as things are broken, they just want to replace or throw them away. Thinking has become a habit, and even love Also implicated.

19. Don’t think that someone who smiles all day long or is taciturn is easy to mess with. When you tear off his mask, you won’t even have a chance to kneel down.

20. When I was a child, I was always afraid that others would not like me, so I tried my best to please others. If someone misunderstood me, I would hold onto the other person’s collar to explain myself for three days and three nights. The more lively you are now, the more enthusiastic you are. If you don’t like it, just don’t like it. Let’s go our separate ways. I’m so cute and interesting. I feel sorry for you that you can’t be friends with me.