╰] After breaking up? ( ...
~ ~ can't be friends, because you have hurt me;
I can't be an enemy, because I loved you deeply.
So we became the most familiar strangers in the world.
At school, I always thought I was a talented person, but I was wrong. I didn't! I'm a fucking genius! ! !
(1)/kloc-below 0/8, please chat with me under the guidance of parents.
I am a non-professional chat person, and I don't take the initiative to say hello to find a topic.
3 decline the "three questions and one answer system", decline to use "oh" when chatting, please stop all information consciously if I don't reply. You have the right to add my friends and drag me down, but if you give up these rights, everything you do has nothing to do with me.
Note: I have the final interpretation right.
From now on, I will only beat you, cheat you and abuse you. I'm too lazy to do anything you promised. Everything I told you is a lie, and I will never believe you. If someone bullies you, I will step on you for the first time. If you are happy, I will make you sad. If you are unhappy, I will be super happy. I will always think that everyone is more beautiful than you and despise you in my dreams!
● Marry me quickly: ● Otherwise, I love you to death.
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┛ ┗ ┛, what are you looking at? It is you.
O women can't get used to it. The more they get used to it, the more they become assholes. ○ O-
Dozens of beautiful women said I was handsome, but I denied it, so they hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical, alas! What a world!
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Hey, I want to ... I want to start and do it.
Once the enemy catches me. The first day, the enemy tortured me, and I said nothing. The next day, the enemy tortured me again, but I still said nothing. On the third day, the enemy seduced me with beautiful women, but I said everything. On the fourth day, I wanted to say, but the enemy killed me!
I only care about whether you care about my care and my indifference, and I must care about your care and your indifference very much. Do you care about the people you care about? Do you care about your career and yours? Do you care about mine?
I want a healthy and ordinary girl who can fry tomatoes and eggs, operate a washing machine, may have a little freckles on her face, blush when she meets strangers, know how much a bottle of soy sauce costs, and help me wipe my sweat when I carry rice home. Is this a high requirement? If there is such a girl, then God, I beg you to give me one!
Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by a gibbon. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. Later, someone asked the orangutan what was going on. He said, ape shit! It's all ape shit!
I ask civilized language to love you so much, and you and she ask civilized language to love you and ignore it.
I, she let civilized language fall for you. You and she ask civilized language and pretend not to see it.
I asked Civilization to commit suicide for you, and you and she made Civilization unbelievable.
I beg civilized language to jump off a building for you, and you and she will only turn back if you ask civilized language.
You and she asked for a change of heart in civilized language: I asked for civilized language and decided to give up.
Let's go back to Mars ~ It's too dangerous here ~
Wǒ climbed to the top of Mount Everest and shouted at the sky, "wǒ is not handsome." There was thunder in the sky and a flash of lightning hit me. God was angry and shouted: Cao, please tell me to lie in civilized language!
Occasionally lonely as a snowball.
In elementary school, the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome" on the stage.
I don't understand. The girl at the same table handed it to me with a red face.
Mirror, at that moment, I understood. . .
pay attention to
Don't add my naivety under 28.
If I'm not a woman, leave me alone.
(3) Don't add me without a sense of humor.
(4) Don't add me if you have low psychological endurance, lest you die of laughter.
(5) don't add me arrogance and coquetry.
6. Add me when you see it clearly.
I am looking for someone. If it's that man, scream. . .
Sleep until you wake up naturally
Count the money and count the cramps in your hands.
When I was a child, my family was poor and I didn't have the money to buy a bicycle. I had to take a taxi to school every day ~ ~. Finally, I was admitted to a private college with excellent grades ~ ~ Because of my excellent academic performance, the school decided to focus on cultivating me ~ ~ So my tuition fee was 20,000 to 30,000 more than others ~ ~ I studied hard at school ~ ~ I worked hard to be strong ~ ~ I only studied in a junior college for three months ~ ~ School leaders and. I think I have the ability to graduate early ~ ~ and contribute to the motherland as soon as possible ~ ~ So I graduated early, ~ ~ In order to thank teachers and leaders for their concern and trust ~ ~ I didn't even ask them for my diploma ~ ~
After entering the society, I decided not to rely on my parents any more, so my grandparents introduced me to a job. ~ ~ What hard work ~ ~ I have to go to work at 9: 30 every morning and work until 3: 30 in the afternoon, with a break of two and a half hours. On average, I answer two or three phone calls every day, drink three or four cups of tea, read five or six newspapers, chat with seven or eight lesbians ~ ~ and the salary is pitiful ~ ~ only a little over 20 thousand ~ ~ so poor that I can't even afford to smoke, so I can only smoke white powder.
Stick a knife in my brother's back, stick a knife in my wife's back, stick a knife in my brother's back.
Wives are like clothes, and brothers are like hands and feet.
If anyone touches my clothes, I'll chop off his hands and feet.
Brothers are like brothers, and wives are like clothes.
Whoever touches my hands and feet, I will wear his clothes.
You choose. I don't know if you are MM or DD.