Look at the moon in the sky, it's really round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.
Look at your appearance, you look like joking!
4. A simple life is a gorgeous adventure.
Men, like the food in the canteen, are terrible, but they leave too late!
6. This morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.
7. I don't have a heart disease, but I do. "Doctor, can this be cured?"
8. Don't make fun of me just to please others.
9. Love is like a joke. It kills others and hurts itself.
10. The pain of youth in the past years is the sorrow of tangled memories.
1 1. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating.
12. Crying can solve sadness and laughing can relieve mood.
13. posing is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a sign of youth.
14. All the memories of quicksand, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.
15. Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have one billion, which is still a memory.
16. Sometimes when you are angry, it doesn't mean you care, and there is distrust.
17. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.
18. Don't touch it! I can't even find my own breasts.
19. Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people fall behind.
I thought that if the days were so long, the land would grow. Who knew there would be an earthquake?
2 1. That woman looks good at first sight. If you look closely, you might as well have a look.
22. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart.
23. Sorry, I only smell sweat, not feminine.
24. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.
25. The world is so beautiful, but you are so grumpy. Not good, not good.
26. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.
27. You only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.
28. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.
29. After breaking up, you think I sacrificed me and you died. It's over.
30. A tinkling cat lives in the dark forever because it can't see its fingers.
3 1. Maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.
I didn't know dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.
I know you don't treat me like a number, but in fact I don't care about you.
34. When you fall down with only one drop of blood, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.
This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.
Don't give me the cold shoulder. You think you are Youku.
37. Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing with me.
38. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.
39. I won't be with * * *, so others won't know which one is * * *.
40. I like daytime because I can daydream during the day.
4 1. A woman who is not good to me, curse you for being drained by Hu.
42. I finally found myself in a habit, if depravity is a habit.
43. When you are away from home, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!
44. Excuse me, Miss, can you take your chest away from my hand?
45. Life begins with a good person. He is a hero if he doesn't do his homework. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.
46. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.
47. Drink some water. Nongfu Spring has grown. Have some meat. Bajie is more expensive than Tang Priest.
48. Gobble, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows.
49. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.
It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?
5 1. My memory lives at the other end of the tape, but my rings die at this end of the tape?
52. I want to eat. I'm thin. I want to eat. I can't have both, so I left.
53. The head on the left is flour, and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head is mushy.
54. It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you affect me.
55. Love me less, but love me longer.
Love me weakly, but please love me for a long time.
With such a large audience, few people can help you out.
58. You never know how comfortable it is to be held by a person who is 1.8 meters tall.
If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.
If you can't forget it with a smile, please allow yourself to cry and miss it.
6 1. I'm not from destruction, I just like to hide in the corner and watch your bad luck.
62. I want to base my happiness on the suffering of others.
63. Sometimes, your feelings deceive you.
64. I'm going to get a haircut. I shook my bangs and twisted my neck.
65. At least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have power.
It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.
Even if we are unhappy, we should laugh mercilessly to hide our sadness.
68. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!
69. When I told someone in your class, she didn't agree, because she didn't dare to face you after breaking up.
70. After several illnesses, I finally became a harmless person.
7 1. Your love for me, like the memory of a goldfish, is fleeting.
72. I still remember the kiss you and I had in the little black alley.
73. I play computer too much and want to watch TV quickly.
74. Teacher, after you put on the old woman's cassock, you are an old woman.
75. Some people test their strength, while others test their eyesight.
76. I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the excrement in your eyes yesterday.
77. Flowers are inserted in cow dung because cow dung has special nutrition.
78. A gray sky is not a harbinger of rain, but a clear and quiet sky.
79. Compare the two fish, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.
80. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.
8 1. Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.
82. I told myself that I don't miss you anymore, but the memories are still in my mind.
83. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery. One class is longer than six. ..
84. Love doesn't have so many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.
85. You don't know what it's like to miss you, love you and feel suffocated.
86. Leaving is a fashionable world, but none of us are good at saying goodbye.
87. If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather make the same mistake again.
88. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.
89. Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.
90. It's one thing to wake up and another to get up.
9 1. The quickest and easiest way to destroy the relationship is to listen to rumors.