In today’s social life, there are more and more occasions where lines can be used. Lines play a role in revealing character and expressing thoughts and feelings. What are the characteristics of excellent lines? Below are excerpts of Pig Man’s classic lines that I have collected for you. You are welcome to share them.
1. Life is meant to be wasted on the road, and talent is meant to be squandered.
2. When the crow is resurrected, it is called corpse transformation; when the phoenix is ??reborn, it is called nirvana!
3. Thinking that everyone will die makes it boring to curse people.
4. Get out of here as far as your thoughts go!
5. Hating is one thing, but saving people is another.
6. Falling in love is like playing the piano. There are rules to follow at first, but then it becomes completely sincere.
7. Although I am handsome, you can’t be so prejudiced against handsome guys!
8. When I was a child, I always had a dream. When I grew up, I wanted to marry Tang Seng. I thought if I got angry, I could take a bite of it and beautify it. Now I want to marry a pig, no matter what. The meat produced must be eaten by the family.
9. Why bother? Why force me to take action?
10. While everyone is pretending to be serious, I am the only one pretending not to be serious.
11. Pig Man: How far is it from Guangzhou?
Hercules Pig: What porridge?
Pig Man; Guangzhou
Hercules Pig: I have only heard of Chinese white porridge and preserved egg and lean meat porridge, but not Guangzhou.
12. Pig Man calls himself:
Do you know who I am? I am the most dazzling new sports star in the sports world - Pig Man, who will improve social atmosphere, stimulate the cartoon market!
When Pig Man loses the game and cannot talk to Princess Feifei:
Confused: Little Piggy, forget it, it doesn’t matter if you lose the game, just try harder next time .
GG: Oh my God, I’m not sad that I lost the game, I’m sad that I won’t be able to talk to Feifei for 6 months! Oh my god...
Confused: Huh?
GG: Don’t be afraid, I can practice sign language to talk to Feifei.
13. Confused: "Relax, don't be nervous, it's your turn."
GG Bond still closed his eyes: "I'm not nervous."
Confused: "Are you still saying you're not nervous?"
Suddenly, there was a "pop" sound, and GG Bond's expression returned to normal. He breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally let go, it feels so comfortable."
The smell was so confusing that I covered my nose: "It stinks!"
14. When Pig Man lost the competition and could not talk to Princess Feifei:
Confused: Little Pig Pig, forget it, it doesn't matter if you lose the game, just try harder next time.
GG: Oh my god, I’m not sad about losing the game, I’m sad that I won’t be able to talk to Feifei for 6 months! Oh my god...
Confused: Huh?
GG: Don’t be afraid, I can practice sign language to talk to Feifei.
Confused: "Oh, Super Lollipop has a fatal weakness."
GG Bond was startled and sat up: "Ah? A fatal weakness? What weakness is it?"
Confused: "The effect of the super lollipop is not long-lasting, and it is impossible to support the entire tennis match."
GG Bond breathed a sigh of relief, lay back again, and said: "Shh, that's not easy. Just eat a few more."
Confused: "Oh, you don't know something. You can't eat more super lollipops. If you eat too much, you'll—" —"
GG Bond was startled and sat up again: "Ah? What could happen?"
Confused: "It's going to cause tooth decay."
15 , GG Bond got up and walked to Mushi's bedside: "Then, what should I do? I'm going to die tomorrow?"
Mushi: "That's not necessarily the case.
"
GG Bond was suddenly full of hope: "Not necessarily? ”
Confused: “It could also be that he is disabled. "
GG Bond "Oops" fell to the ground again.
He sat up in confusion: "Hehe, actually, I have a backup plan. "
GG Bond quickly walked to the bedside of Dafu again: "What plan? "
Confused: "Buy insurance! "
GG Bond: "Huh? "
" The beneficiary continued: "The beneficiary writes me." ”
16. Counting the money in hand in confusion: “Wow, it’s so rich, one piece, two pieces, three pieces…what?” Is it counterfeit money? Is there any mistake? ! Darker than me! "It turns out that what is written on the banknote is - the Chinese people are very good.
On the other side, Bobby was still shaking Superman and asked nervously: "Boss, are you okay? Boss? Don’t die yet, boss, my salary for last month has not been paid yet, boss, boss, wake up, wake up quickly, boss——”
17. Feifei: “ Next I announce! The new environmental pioneer is GG Bond! ”
GG Bond shouted: “YEAH! ”
Feifei: “In the new year, GG Bond, as an environmental pioneer of Olympia Island, in addition to shouldering the mission of goodwill ambassador, will also carry forward the love of Olympia and extend it to Other countries overseas who love sports. "
Feifei then said: "So! You must go to the beach every day to pick up trash and sort it for collection. At home, you are responsible for sweeping the floor, washing clothes, cleaning windows, and taking out the trash. You are not allowed to spit or urinate anywhere, and you are not allowed to use foul language. You must help the old lady cross the road, and be a new era environmental protection pioneer with five principles, four virtues, and three loves. ”
GG Bond was depressed: “Oops——”
18. GG Bond: “Teacher Confused, I can’t find the rose. Can I use other flowers instead?” "
Confused: "Huh? What kind of flower? "
GG Bond took out a handful of popcorn: "Hehe, popcorn! "
19. GG Bond was very sad after losing the game.
Confusedly consoled: "Oh, forget it. Little Piggy, I understand you! "
GG Bond pouted: "Teacher Confused, do you understand me? "
He covered GG Bond's mouth in confusion and said with emotion: "Hey! Little Piggy, don’t say anything now. I understand your mood best. I think Fisla left me like this back then! She thought I could get the Koinore diamond and become a chief, but who knew I...I, alas, I wonder what love is in the world. Directly teaching you to live and die..."
GG Bond interrupted Mi Mi's words: "Teacher Mi Mi, I want you to help me move this barbell. What poem are you reading? He said he understood me! ”
20. Confusedly waved the match in his hand: “That’s right! The kind of matches I invented are absolutely necessary for lighting fires and keeping warm, whether traveling at home or as gifts for personal use. ”
Villager: “Can it be lit like this?” "
Confused: "Normally it can't be lit, but as long as it encounters a flame, it can be lit immediately. "
The villagers frowned and looked puzzled: "What if there is no flame? "
He shook his head in confusion: "Absolutely - yes - it can't be lit! "
21. GG Bond suddenly discovered something: "Ah, really? ah! By the way, Mr. Fu, why don't you just switch to selling ice cream? There must be a future. "
Confused: "Huh? ice cream? ”
GG Bond: “Yes, children like to eat ice cream the most. The cost is low and the profit is high, especially the ice cream called Hagen Da Shi. It is super expensive. Let’s just call our ice cream Hagen Da Death.” Die. Ah no, maybe someone else has applied for a patent.
Let’s just call it confused ice cream! Huh? Teacher Confused, why are you looking at me? Are you so happy? "
"Huh? "GG ??Bond turned his head.
Muzhu and GG Bond shouted: "Wow! Big black bear! ”
22. Dafu came over and said affectionately: “Little Piggy, you have to work hard! ”
GG Bond: “Oh? "
Confused: "Little Piggy, you can definitely win! I don’t want to see you waiting here for another ten years! "
Pig Man looked at Mi Mi with emotion: "Teacher Mi Mi..."
Mi Mi continued: "Because you can't stay in my house and eat and drink for free for ten years. ah! ”