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Tears are brighter in the eyes and a bleeding heart is stronger. Then let's take a look at the funny personality signature I carefully recommend for everyone, hoping to help you.

Interesting personality signature

1. Being strong is not to stop crying, but to control tears.

2. The tearful eyes are brighter, and the bleeding heart is stronger.

I really hope to have a sister like Guli to support me for life.

4. The price of the tomb is rising so fast that I can't afford to die.

5. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!

I will meet many people, and I still have a long way to go. After doing something stupid for you, I can even forget your name if you don't mind.

7. We learn many proverbs to cover up untouched scars.

8. If Cinderella's shoes fit perfectly, why did she fall to the ground while running?

9. Don't spoil the word youth, you are in early autumn.

10. If you hide it in your heart, you shouldn't have hidden it, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

1 1. Teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and they are forced to cry when they are old.

12. Drunk men are animals and drunk women are prey.

13. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

14. I wish all nine students happy this year, because there are two nines this year! !

15. The sun is shining, but my ideal is slowly rotting.

16. I hate the fleeting time. Like being hit by a hurricane in a hurry. Even if you brush your shoulders, remember the side face.

17. Don't give me a hard look, your face is not a palette.

18. With me here, as long as you are cute, you don't have to worry about the rest.

19. Not only women's penises are wearing bras outside, but also crayon Shinchan.

20. Nothing has changed since I came back from my trip except that what I should do was put off for a longer time.

Funny personality signature

1. Another name for being strong is strong support.

If he always holds an umbrella for others, why are you waiting for him in the rain?

I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

I want to put a red flag on your head to show that I have occupied you.

5. Long-term contractual relationship between men and women on the basis of equality and voluntariness.

6. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam? It doesn't matter? Everyone is involved.

7. Meet someone and change your life, not just for the story of love.

A mad dog suddenly ran out of the street, and I couldn't help calling your name.

9. Don't be too ostentatious. Flowers smell natural.

10. Everyone has a problem. The more you like it, the more you bully it.

1 1. The weather is very hot and the sun is very spicy. If you are around, you will keep cooling me like the wind.

12. Don't have too much hope for reality, life is not as perfect as it is on TV.

13. For children who are afraid to go to the toilet after watching ghost films, I want to say that ghosts have dignity, so which ghost hides in your toilet and waits for you at night.

14. I hate warm beds. I want to go to the bathroom again!

15. My friend asked me to transfer money to him. I accidentally pressed a phone number. Forget it, just call more often.

16. Don't judge my appearance, because I don't live by my face, and don't judge my virtue, because you are not nobler than me.

17. Boss, I bought vinegar, not soy sauce. The one in the back is for soy sauce.

18. Everyone says they are tired of living, but no one wants to die.

19. Your eyes will bend into a bridge with laughter, but I can't reach it.

20. The most traditional way to have snowball fights in Northeast China is for a person to knock a person down, and then a bunch of people appear and bury him.

Interesting personality signature

1. I found that I have a special function, which I can see every time the wolf loads sheep.

2. My aunt and Xiaobai fell in love, and they gave birth to a child called a sanitary napkin.

3. Mr. Xue: Because you have a terminal illness for him, and because you love him and step into the green hills, don't worry, I won't give him medicine.

The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you were still lying there when I knew the truth.

I will cherish everyone who comments on me, because no one will go crazy to care about my mood.

6. Does your family know that there will be so much homework as soon as the winter vacation comes?

7. You will cry when you are sad, and laugh when you grow up.

8. Think before the exam and find yourself hiding your strength during the exam.

9. The so-called holiday means being scolded at home, going out without money and taking a day off.

10. graduation photo is the most embarrassing photo I have ever taken, but I am the last to take it.

1 1. See many people clearly, don't expose them at will, hate many people, but don't turn against them easily. Sometimes life is just about forcing yourself to leave things to chance.

12. All rich boys in Korean dramas have a disease, and they must have fallen in love with the disease of poor girls.

13. Be happy to live, because we will die for a long time.

14. Sometimes, the font faintly visible on the wall is someone's little secret.

15. When reality raises his hand and slaps you, you should give him a high five.

16. Love is as serious as hating me, and both cold and hot touch my heart.

17. Why do you call your father Dad? Why don't you call your mother mommy?

18. No matter how bad your grades are, you must live with a smile. This is the dignity of a scum.

19. Do you know why you were cloned? Because you're in the group.