3. When I get rich, I will show off my wealth to you, a pretentious tycoon

4. I can’t see the future, but I never stop.

5. As long as you have a strong heart, nothing in the world can knock you down

6. Don’t show off to your brother, show off to others more and show off your brother

7. In my eyes you are a dick, in his eyes I am a dick

8. I never do things that make myself sad, I usually only do things that make others sad

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9. Time takes my thoughts with me. Where did I get the time to be unforgettable

10. Life is not a TV series. Who do you act for?

11. It’s up to you The flowers are blooming, I only like the sparrow on the tree

12. You don’t have to show off to me, just because you are awesome doesn’t mean I can respect you

13. I will work hard, I think If you want it, I will give it to myself

14. I never lower my head. When I lower my head, I am just tying my shoelaces

15. The head is for thinking, not for you to take. Just for display

16. For a person with such no ability and such a big temper, do you have the nerve to come out and join the society?

17. If you don’t love it, don’t love it. Don’t let labor and management do that. : We are not suitable

18. I just want to express my love, otherwise I will go crazy

19. Smoking hurts my brother’s lungs, which are never sad

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20. I have my own life, your vicissitudes of life have nothing to do with me

21. I let you get out of my world, not let you go out

22. There are two kinds of maxims, one is inspirational and the other is curse

23. Don’t mention those bad guys, they are all opposite-sex and inhumane guys

24. Don’t get mad easily. You have to keep up your image, right?

25. Where are you waiting for me in happiness, I will rush over to you

26. In the beginning, human nature is good, and if you are naughty, I'm making trouble

27. There are more people outside these days who wear unsafe clothes but look safe

28. The dean and principal fell into the river, your hands Who do you want to hit with a brick? "Whoever saves someone, I'll hit him."

29. The knowledge is almost in my head, you come, and then you come to your head. It's too small for me to get in.

30 , Bald Qiang, I help you chop down trees, you make me strong

31. It’s so fun to live, but you will die when you live

32. Who said: loneliness, emptiness, coldness ; You can reply to him: put on, clothes, get out

33. Automatically logged in for a long time, and finally forgot the password

34. Always lower your head in class, the teacher asked you this what? I said: Bow down and miss my hometown

35. Go to the supermarket before Valentine’s Day and put a note in each chocolate: Let’s break up

36. Never use your own photos to do it It’s unlucky to have your avatar offline

37. The most painful thing in life is that the alarm bell wakes up just after being called away by Duke Zhou

38. I’ve been playing car racing for a long time Now, I want to drift while riding a bicycle

39. This signature is purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental

40. I originally wanted to use this test result to make money I turned over, but I didn’t expect that TM would stick to the pot

41. A woman pretending to be a man is called cool, and a man pretending to be a woman is called a girl

42. League of Legends has broken up many couples, and the beautiful pictures show off A lot of online dating has been achieved.

43. Sending the girl you like home is always the way to go wherever you go

44. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let’s get married. I treat you!

45. Time made me forget my homework. Sorry for my homework, I have fallen in love with time.

46. I know why the military training is turned back and forth, in order to get a more even sun exposure

47. If you say that I am not good, then I will change it. When I change, you will tell me that you like me before.

48. I look up to you, and you are not as arrogant as you are. He's just taller than me

49. Handsome guy, I'll give you this false name, just go ahead and order it

50. Since you like it, just take it, it's rubbish I don't want. The saddest boy's WeChat signature in history

The saddest boy's WeChat signature in history

1. Loneliness is torn apart, and I am in an unbearable time.

2. The sun shines on my face in bits and pieces, just like my heart is full of holes without you.

3. Tears will always wet your cheeks because of you. People all over the world understand it, why don’t you understand?

4. It’s not easy to love you for so long. Now I have decided to forget, but you appear in my sight

5. I really want to go back to the time when I didn’t meet you time, then I won’t be so sad

6. To our youth that will eventually pass away.

7. You are just an excuse to kill loneliness

8. Missing is a disease. Fortunately, I am sick and you are sick too; unfortunately, you have recovered. , but I can't afford to be sick.

9. I can only see your smile from outside the road, but I can’t touch your cheek.

10. I can’t enter your heart, I can’t write your dreams, no matter what I do No matter how much you pay, you are an outsider.

11. Without you, I feel lonely.

12. I really can’t feel that you care, not even a little bit.

13. I once held my dream in the palm of my hand, but it was shattered by its dazzling light.

14. I don’t know if it is such a coincidence. I can only say that there are too many words that I can’t explain clearly.

15. I can cry but I can’t lose.

16. Why are you so dishonest to me? Tell me your fault. Is it so difficult? I will forgive you.

17. Everyone has a person who will accompany her throughout her life, but the one who accompanies her is not me.

18. I really just want to live the rest of my life quietly, with less intrigue.

19. I am waiting for you where you are, but you are like a kite with a broken string, flying farther and farther, out of my reach.

20. How strong do you have to be to compromise? I will never forget you

21. The night is like sugar, so sweet that it makes people panic.

22. Every night when you go offline, I always look so desolate alone.

23. Spending your whole heart in exchange for endless love.

24. I am the only one on your blacklist.

25. If you take the initiative for a long time, everyone will get tired. It’s not that you don’t love anymore, it’s just that your heart is tired.

26. I am like broken glass that can never be put back together again.

27. You won’t know until you feel the pain, and then fill it up with those pale words

28. I dreamed that you betrayed me and I would only cry

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29. Tears remind me that I have lost everything

30. Every time you do this, you throw me aside without even looking at me. Do you know, this makes me feel uneasy? .

31. In your eyes, I can’t see a trace of caring.

32. Have you ever thought about the feelings of others when you ignore me again and again?

33. The eyes are the tomb of the soul, and you are the tomb of my soul.

34. You gave me two choices, but they ended up being the same.

35. It’s me who’s right and it’s me who’s wrong. It’s me who missed you and loved you.

36. Looking at those familiar avatars, I feel sour, sour.

37. The tragedy of knowing him ruined my mood of leaving this haze and walking happily with you

38. The soft time I thought was extremely prosperous turned out to be It's a self-made youth

39. I just want you to care about my feelings, okay?

40. Even if the signature is changed a thousand times, you will not pay attention to me.

41. The night is so mysterious. It is your memory that cannot be erased, which makes me hide in the corner and cry, numbing myself.

42. This incompatible city, where is my home.

43. I think that love passes quietly through my dreams, but I overslept.

44. I am embarrassed by my beloved, and I don’t know where she is.

45. Whenever I look at you, I will feel uneasy. Even if I do it all over again, I will still be back to where I started.

46. You said you would always be by my side, even though I knew it was a lie but I still believed it to be true

47. Facing the complex world of multiple natures and the crossroads of contradictions, what should I do? How to choose can heal the pain in your heart.

48. We both care about each other’s face, but we don’t want to lose our love.

49. The gift you gave me is tears, can you please stop crying?

50. I thought I was immature at the time, but I understand now. The most domineering and funny WeChat signature personality

1: The wind was so strong recently that my sweetheart almost blew away.

2: I still miss you, but I will never be sad or heartbroken for you anymore.

3: I have also crushed things I care about with my own hands.

4: The boy who is not good at English has a bright future, and the girl who is not good at math is brilliant.

5: A pretentious, boring, useless dog who doesn’t have enough capital to step aside.

6: Either fall in love and get married, or just play around and don’t take it seriously.

7: Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

8: Who do you think you are? You are just throwing water, I don’t even want a basin.

9: Be polite to educated people, and be more aura than uneducated people.

10: I can’t keep trying to figure you out. I have tried very hard to embrace your indifference.

11: Do you dislike it or am I tired of it?

12: Time will automatically preserve the best memories for us.

13: What is held tightly in the hand can also be lost in the seam

14: Reading the calendar now is like reading the critical illness notice.

15: Loving someone does not mean that you have to encourage them to grow up.

16: The school bell is the best music in the world.

17: The highest level of cold, blow bubbles with your nose.

18: It would be better to wait for death than wait for you, at least death will definitely come.

19: Don’t yell at me. I was scared by a dog when I was a child.

20: If you are a heartless bad girl, will you get your humble love?

21: I am not invincible, but I can do anything in your name.

22: If you are not blind, don’t use your ears to understand me.

23: Who would be willing to travel in the wind and rain if they could be protected?

24: I know that I am a human being so I won’t grin at dogs.

25: Since I can’t get into your eyes, I’ll let you leave my heart.

26: Those with long legs are called New Year's Eve, while those with short legs can only be called New Year's Eve.

27: If feelings require compromise, it is better to throw them away.

28: In the silver sea in the future, I will definitely be there.

29: Only every woman around you knows how good a man is.

30: What belongs to me, I’m afraid you won’t be able to hold it if I give it to you.

31: You can’t blame her for focusing on sex over friends, just because she is surrounded by dogs.

32: There are not many people I love, you are the only one, and one is enough.

33: If you don’t love, you will feel lonely. If you love each other, you will feel the burden of loving each other.

34: I don’t care about the love sister who spent two dollars an hour.

35: You said I am not even as good as a pig. I laughed. You are not even as good as me.

36: Don’t say sorry to me if you are hypocritical. The best apology is to get out!

37: If there is a next life, I must be your heart because if I don’t beat it, you will die.

38: The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

39: I just pretend to be cool because I have some capital, but in fact, I don’t have you in my heart.

40: Sorry, don’t come to me when you are bored, I won’t accompany you.

41: Look at the back and be fascinated by thousands of troops, turn your head to scare away millions of troops!

42: I have learned not to actively provoke others, but that does not mean that I am at the mercy of others.

43: I would rather create my own sadness than copy other people’s happiness.

44: No advantages and only bad habits, but it’s not your turn to point fingers.

45: Your arms can accommodate any woman, and my bed can accommodate any man.

46: Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time. Funny Personalized WeChat Signatures_Funny WeChat Signatures

1. Girl, give me a smile. If you don’t smile, he will give you a smile.

2. Is it easy for my parents to keep me so fat for so many years? I will not lose weight and will not lose weight.

3. I finally know the reason why I am single: I like people who don’t like me, and I don’t know who likes me.

4. In addition to being beautiful, wearing nail polish has another advantage. You can shave it off when you are bored.

5. Drink Beshengyuan Changrun Tea, and suddenly, your breasts are gone.

6. You are such a bitch and forgetful!

7. When I looked up, I saw blue sky, white clouds, and black wires.

8. Not all milk is called Deluxe, and not all people are called pigs.

9. I am not a straw boat. If you have any excuses, please don’t attack me.

10. Who told me that Nokia can crack walnuts? Now the screen is black.

11. Count the stars with you. If your IQ is low, just count the moon.

12. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to the weather, you should be dead.

13. Online banking is called online banking, so what about mobile banking?

14. It’s the season again when women use stockings to conquer men~

15. Old God, I will never call you father again. You are not good to your granddaughter at all.

16. Every time he borrowed a classmate’s homework to copy, he never forgot to say: I scrawled it

17. When you can’t bear it anymore, you can bear it again.

18. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs. Just reply to him: Your legs are thin, and all three of your legs are thin.

19. You are obviously a P, but you like to play handstands and pretend to be a B.

20. The first thing I do when I wake up every day is to go to sleep

21. My mood naturally gets better every Friday.

22 , you two boxes of Fuyanjie go back and wash them thoroughly before you come out and don’t pollute the earth.

23. The summer is too hot. Let me die for a while and come back to life in the spring.

24. I have smart single eyelids and beautiful double eyelids. I have one single eyelid and one double eyelid.

25. Don’t force me to be a gangster, even though I am not a human being.

26. Don’t always ask me why I am so short because I am afraid of heights.

27. Lack of money is the biggest problem, and being broken in love is nothing!

28. Give me a smile. How about I give you a smile?

29. I am a flower-hearted person, and I spend all my heart on you.

30. Women must have their own house, so that when they quarrel, they can say loudly: Get out of here.

31. There are so many poor people in the world, why should I be counted among them?

32. A good man is one who has a losing mentality when quarreling with his wife.

33. You asked me if I have any religious beliefs, and I said: Does narcissism count?

34. The life of a foodie is like a train. To sum up, go shopping----eat, go shopping----eat, go shopping--eat, go shopping, eat, eat, go eat, go eat, go eat, go eat.

35. Give me a can of spinach, and I will Can defeat all opponents.

36. People are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. Men are afraid of having no money, and women are afraid of being fat. Funny WeChat signatures

37. 〆, Hi, grandson, your lightning rod has fallen off~

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38. As long as you live better than me, you will die earlier than me.

39. In the past, beauties used to play non-mainstream games, but now fat pigs are running rampant. What happened to this?

40. The only difference between me and Superman is that he likes red underwear and I like pink ones.

41. Men never regret getting married, they just regret not marrying another woman.

42. Summer is here, but my body is not ready yet.

43. The rich Rolls-Royce, the poor work to death

44. WeChat is so awesome that it turns the mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.

45. If fat could be sold for money, I would have been on the Forbes rich list.

46. On the way to SB, I always mistake the accelerator for the brake. Just be careful and rush ahead

47. If you can’t be stunningly beautiful, then be so ugly that you’ll be fascinated by it!

48. I don’t cry, I don’t make trouble, and I don’t sleep. I hold sleeping pills in my left hand and a small rope in my right hand to hang myself.

49. On Qingming Festival, you should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because your youth is buried there.

50. It’s not that I am lustful, but that I can’t find the direction to be reserved.

51. Others are full after just two bites, but I can still take two bites after being full

52. If she loves you even when you pretend to be cool, then you have found true love. .

53. When I was playing with my mobile phone in class, my deskmate asked me to stop playing. I said I would stop playing with my mobile phone to play with you.

54. Those who always say that others are pretending, you are not even pretending.

55. In the beginning, people are good-natured and want to get out of here.

56. On Qingming Festival, some people are not dead, but they want to visit their graves.

57. Thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he is a human being.

58. When I transform into a swan, you are still an egg.

59. My sister sees the world in color because she wears colored contact lenses

60. People who don’t like me can cause trouble in your heart. I feel really comfortable.

61. Loving one person is difficult, loving two people is annoying, loving three people is overwhelming.

62. I think I look pretty everywhere, why don’t I look good?

63. I don’t care about appearance. If anyone says this again, I really want to slap him to death. he.

64. Don’t call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

65. Whenever I am in trouble, I recite the Tibetan sutra: Oh mani, moo ma coax

66. Advertising is to tell others that money can be spent this way.

67. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you will not be short of calcium.

68. My youth was dedicated to compulsory education.

69. If you have the guts, come over. I guarantee that no one under six years old can beat me!

70. I have passed by a person countless times. My clothes were all torn and there were no sparks.

71. Recently, I always feel that I am getting fatter. Even when I walk, I feel like my face is shaking.

72. Yesterday I picked up a mouse pad and wanted to equip it with a computer. What do you think is missing?

73. The society is stylish, the brother is stylish, but the brother is not the one you want.

74. Everyone says I am ugly, but my beauty is not obvious.

75. There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them

76. Don’t show me your face, think of yourself as a palette, funny on WeChat Personalized signature

77. The sexiest person in the world is Sun Wukong, wearing leopard print underwear + steel pipe.

78. If you have any questions, please go straight to the topic and don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.

79. Failure is not terrible, the terrible thing is that you believe this sentence

80. In ancient times, one sword conquered the world; now one sword conquers the world.

81. The three most touching words in the world are not "I love you" but "You have lost weight"

82. Amitabha, the name of Lai Na is: Chaotic.

83. Now I realize that streaking in childhood was so bold and unrestrained

84. If you dare to die, I dare to bury you.

85. In which country are divorces common? Paris, let’s get married there in the future.

86. How can a person wander in the rivers and lakes without being stabbed;

87. It is said that when two men and one woman walk on the street, the three of them will feel like light bulbs

88. I happen to have itchy hands, and you deserve a beating anyway!