Story about typos

Once upon a time, there was a county official whose writing was very sloppy. He wanted to treat a guest that day, so he wrote a note asking the servant to buy pig tongue. Unexpectedly, the word "tongue" was written too long and too far apart, and the officer mistakenly thought that he was being asked to buy a pig with "a thousand mouths". This made the officer very busy. He traveled all over the city and went to the four countryside to buy.

He finally bought five hundred pigs. When he thought that he could not make the payment, he begged the master for mercy, hoping to buy 500 fewer mouths.

The county magistrate said angrily: "I asked you to buy pig tongues, but I asked you to buy a thousand pigs?"

After hearing this, the officer responded: "It's okay. Okay! But please be careful in the future. If you want to buy meat, be sure to write it shorter and don’t write it as “buying from my wife.”

About typos

It is revealed that next year, Guangdong Point deductions for typos in college entrance examination essays will be more stringent. The original "1 point will be deducted for every 3 words until 5 points are deducted" to "1 point will be deducted for every 1 word with no cap." However, the specific operating rules are still being formulated.< /p>

——Out of professional habit, I couldn’t help but tell this news to the students in our class quickly.

When I usually correct homework, I have a pair of very picky eyes. I often ask students to try not to write typos in dictation, try to be correct, and try not to make mistakes that can be avoided. However, one in ten children can meet my requirements, which is already a very high proportion. Indeed, from the perspective of knowledge, understanding, and habit development, these children still have a long way to go. From elementary school to junior high school, the teachers I met were all quite strict. Therefore, even if my teacher is in a hurry to mark the homework and some typos are not corrected, I have the habit of correcting them when I find them. Until now, I will stubbornly explain my point of view to students: If there are two test papers with the same score, one is because there are many typos but the points are deducted and ignored, and the other is the actual test score, the same Scores and grades have different values. I hope my students can pay attention to this detail so that they can truly embody the qualities of a Chinese person.

As a basic educator, do you also want to lay a solid foundation for your students? Why does the direction of education deviate from these goals that we were once so familiar with? When it comes to some new teaching reform ideas, they are extreme left and right, and go too far. As a result, now we almost go back to pick up the good aspects of past education. One key point is that we are always wandering as we walk. How come we forgot to keep our feet on the ground? The proliferation of typos is not unrelated to this frivolous educational status quo. Guangdong's approach is to guide the province's Chinese teaching behavior in a direction. Every teacher who deals directly with students must not forget to tell them: knowledge and talents are not obtained in vain!

In order to prevent these "false things", we must first make correct decisions by the education management department. Because many of teachers' behaviors are driven by the system, they will rush wherever the "baton" points. Secondly, today's students have fewer and fewer opportunities to write with pens, and most of their time is replaced by computer typing. Because computers are so "intelligent", often just entering the "pinyin abbreviation" will bring up the desired word. Another reason is changes in reading habits. Today's students rarely read, and in the opinion of many teachers, reading aloud is not only a good way to strengthen memory, but also helps deepen the image recognition of words. This requires teachers to guide students to appropriately choose language expression tools during teaching, and master the correct reading methods for language acquisition. When students do homework, they should talk more and emphasize their careful attitude and their interests.

Furthermore, the biggest spokesperson for typos is Internet Language. The Internet has become popular, Internet language has become popular, and the problems existing in Internet language have also attracted the attention of relevant people. In response to the proliferation and disorderly use of Internet slang, our relevant cultural departments should also standardize the requirements for the use of Internet slang. Some new words and phrases that comply with modern Chinese vocabulary and grammatical standards, especially professional terms in information technology, should be allowed to be used. Some Internet slang should be used as an expansion and extension of modern Chinese. Even if it appears in college entrance examination essays, it is not the examinee's fault, and these words should not be easily labeled as "wrong words". Fourth, idioms that have been modified by advertisements are also representatives of other words. Some classic idioms have been altered beyond recognition. A few days ago, I read some articles about new interpretations of funny idioms in some magazines.

I laughed after reading it and couldn't help but worry that young children who have never been exposed to this idiom will confuse its meaning. I wish my kids were sane!

It’s just that such “hope” is too pale for the accumulation of children’s knowledge and the inheritance of national culture! It is our duty as any Mandarin educator to stand up and declare war on typos! The story about typos is urgently needed!

Adventures in the Bookstore

One day Tintin and Dongdong came to Yizi Bookstore and saw a poster inside which read "The Wandering Story of a Fox Girl" ", Tintin said: "This woman must be a fox spirit, otherwise how could she be called a fox girl?" Dongdong said: "Not necessarily, maybe the fox adopted a little girl in the forest and raised her up. That’s why it’s called Fox Girl.” The bookstore owner came over and said, “Go! Go! There’s a famous author here signing books. What does it have to do with you kids?” Ding Ding said, “We are discussing the book “Fox Girl”. "Where's the poster of "Wandering"?" The writer came out after hearing the sound, and she said a little angrily: "You said I am a fox girl?" Dongdong said: "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the poster." Said: "She must be an orphan girl!" The writer went over and took a look. It turned out that the bookstore owner made a mistake when printing the poster. The writer changed the title of the poster to "A Wandering Orphan" to prevent the farce from continuing.

Thrills in the hospital

One day, a man with a tumor on his index finger came to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor said: "Your tumor is malignant. If you don't cut off your index finger, it may cause disease." The man decided to cut off his index finger. The doctor wrote the words "remove ten fingers" on the paper.

The patient came to the operating room and gave his medical records to the surgeon. The surgeon looked at it and asked, "Did you have all ten fingers removed?" When the patient heard that, "I only have one finger." If I have a tumor, it’s not like I have all ten fingers. Why would I have to cut off ten of my fingers? Then I can’t even eat, let alone write.” The doctor saw that the doctor on duty had written “food” as “food”. The number "ten" has been cut. Fortunately, it hasn't been cut yet, otherwise it would be miserable.

From these two stories, I found that typos can make people laugh! Serious cases may lead to serious accidents. Children, please don’t imitate these people.

Asking for 2 stories or jokes about typos

1. An old farmer went to the city to see his son. There was an auto parts store on the roadside. Half of the word (piece) was missing, and it became A car was paired with a cow. The old farmer looked at it and said to himself: "Good guy, this car is paired with a cow, but it will also produce a tractor."

2. A certain student likes to write typos, so he always makes mistakes. Written as drink.

In one of his diaries, he wrote, "The squad leader ordered us to carry the manure. Everyone worked very hard, and no one dared to drink. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the squad leader's back." Typos Story

Once upon a time, there was a scoundrel who often bullied the people for no reason because he had relatives who were officials in the court. One day, he passed by a barren mountain and saw a farmer collecting firewood on the mountain. He insisted that the barren mountain was behind his family's ancestral grave. Collecting firewood on the mountain would break the feng shui of his family and he would not let the farmer do it. The farmers argue that this is an ownerless barren mountain, and there has always been a rule of "whoever collects the firewood gets it". So, the scoundrel acted like a scoundrel again, picked up the farmer's pole and hit the farmer. The farmer was anxious and quick, and he raised his ax to block it. With an "ouch", the rogue's left arm was bleeding. It turned out that the farmer's ax did not stop in time and cut the villain's arm. How could a scoundrel be willing to suffer such a big loss? He filed a complaint with the county, hoping to ask the county magistrate to severely punish the farmers for their crimes. The county magistrate was an upright official. He always knew this scoundrel's character and sympathized with the bullied farmers. He really wanted to help the farmer, but it was a fact that the farmer injured someone with an axe, and it would not be easy to deal with it without punishing him. The magistrate looked at the complaint, and suddenly his eyes rested on the words "hurt someone with an ax". So, a clever plan was thought of. He said to the rogue: "You go back first, and I will deal with it seriously according to the complaint." The rogue waited at home for several days, but he did not see the county magistrate punishing the farmers. He went to the county government again to ask. The magistrate slapped the gavel and said angrily: "You accuse him of 'throwing an ax to hurt someone'. The ax was unintentional. What crime is he guilty of?" "hurt someone" was changed to "hurt someone with an axe".

In a certain year of the Qing Dynasty's scientific examination, the title was "I don't know what I think about" ("I don't know what I think about" in "Shang Shu·Qin Oath"). A scholar carelessly wrote the test question "I don't know what I'm thinking about" was copied into "Sister I'm thinking about it". A difference of one word means a thousand miles of error. The examiner couldn't help but laugh when he saw it, so he improvised a couplet in the comments: "Brother, you are wrong." This couplet was strange among the strange.

Is this okay?

The Forbidden City has been in disgrace recently. First there was the "theft door", and then there was the "typo door". The word "Shake" is indeed easy to cause confusion. In 2008, this word was rated as one of the top ten most commonly misspelled words of the year by "Yi Wen Che Zi". Because Chinese characters are difficult to write and the writing is relatively casual and highly individual and artistic, there is the most unique group of people in the world - calligraphers. There are many famous typos in China, and most of these typos appear in cultural monuments or tourist attractions. Here are some of the most typical five famous "typos" and let's talk about them with you.

The most misspelled word in the world - "Avoid"

It is said to be "the best in the world", because firstly, this word has a great influence, and secondly, it was written by the emperor. It is true. The actual writing is wrong, and no reasonable explanation can be found. This plaque is hung above the middle door of the Meridian Gate in the main palace of the Summer Resort. The plaque is surrounded by gilt bronze dragon reliefs. In the center of the blue plaque are four shining golden characters: "Summer Resort". At a glance, you will find that there is an extra horizontal line written in the lower part of "Xin" on the right side of the word "avoid" (see picture). Who wrote this typo? It came from the hand of the famous Emperor Kangxi. It is the emperor's own handwriting and was inscribed in the 50th year of Kangxi.

Kangxi wrote an extra horizontal line, and his officials should have noticed it immediately, but the emperor was a man of words, and even if he wrote something wrong, he was right. Who dared to remind the emperor that he made a mistake? What's more, the emperor has the privilege of creating characters.

The most telling typo - "鱼"

"Viewing Fish in Huagang" is one of the ten scenic spots in West Lake. The monument "Viewing Fish in Huagang" is from Kangxi Royal pen. The four dots under the traditional Chinese character "鱼" on the monument became three dots, one less. It would be understandable to say that Emperor Kangxi couldn't write "Escape" in the Summer Resort, but it is really unreasonable that he can't write "fish". It turns out that there is a legend here. It's not that Kangxi couldn't write this character, but that he made an "intentional mistake". It turns out that Kangxi believed in Buddhism and had a good life. When he inscribed the inscription, he thought it was not good to have four dots under the word "fish" because in the old days the four dots represented "fire". If the fish is roasted under the fire, can it still survive? This is killing, so I intentionally wrote a little less - the three dots become "water", so that the fish can swim in the lake and live happily.

The most philosophical typo - "流"

If the typo is "intentional", the writer will add his or her own reasoning. In the Pingshan Hall of Daming Temple in Yangzhou, Jiangsu Province, the plaque "Sitting on Flowers and Carrying the Moon" on the right side of the main hall was inscribed by Ma Fuxiang, one of the famous "Three Horses" of Ningxia in the early years of the Republic of China; the plaque on the left "Feng Liu Wan Zai" was from Guangxu of the Qing Dynasty It is said that Liu Kunyi, the governor of Liangjiang in the early years, made it in memory of Ouyang Xiu, who was an official in Yangzhou. There are two typos in the four words "风流万zai": there is less word "liu" and more word "zai".

What's going on? It turns out that Ouyang Xiu, a famous historical figure, was a "romantic prefect" when he was in Yangzhou. He had many affairs under the pomegranate skirt of a Yangzhou beauty who was good at style and good at sex. Less romance.

Liu Kun deliberately wrote less "liu" in "风流万zai" and more "zai". The meaning is self-evident. He hopes to be less romantic and more real, which is very philosophical. , and at the same time, it was pointed out that Ouyang Xiu's improper behavior at that time was pointed out. This kind of wording is just right, so no one has said "three questions and four" to this day. It has a similar whimsy to the two words "Chong Er" (meaning "wind and moon are boundless") written by Emperor Qianlong on the stone tablet of Huxinting Pavilion in West Lake, Hangzhou. territory.

The most common typo - "明"

The emperor wrote a typo, and there were also typos on the emperor's mausoleum. On the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum of Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang in Nanjing, careful visitors can find at least two typos: on the monument protecting the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum, "Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum" is written as "Xiao Xiaoling Mausoleum"; when entering the Ming Tower, on the top of the mausoleum On the stone wall directly south, there are seven characters: "The tomb of Emperor Taizu of Shu on this mountain", in which "Ming" is also written as "眜".

These two "眜" are different from one less "fish" and one more horizontal "avoid". "Yu" and "Avoid" were created by the emperor and have "legitimacy". The character "眜" was written by a calligrapher and can be classified as an artistic character or a calligraphy style.

The most amazing typo - "富"

Confucius Mansion in Qufu, Shandong Province can be said to be the most cultural place in the world, but when tourists go to Confucius Mansion, they cannot enter the gate. You can see very obvious typos. Right above the gate of Confucius' Mansion hangs a plaque with the words "Holy Mansion" on a blue background and gold characters. There is a couplet on both sides that reads: "With the mansion of Guo Xianxiu Anfu Zunrong, the same day as the home of the moral saint Bing Lao Wen", the first couplet The word "rich" in the middle is missing a little, and the treasure hijab becomes a bald treasure hijab. Looking at the second line, there is also a word that is written very irregularly: the vertical line below the word "Zhang" goes all the way to the top.

How could the most cultured place make such a joke? In fact, this is not a joke, but one of the most cultural typos. The beauty of the mistake lies in its meaning: "Fu" without a head means "wealth has no head"; a vertical head under the word "Zhang" means "the article reaches the sky". The two typos immediately reflected the extraordinary family status of the Confucius family. Not only did no one say it was a typo, but the tourists even praised it after understanding it.

It is said that these two typos in Kongfu were a stroke of genius and came from the guidance of an immortal. According to legend, on the day when Kong Guangsi, the 42nd generation grandson of Confucius, got married, a deity happened to be passing by and encountered the word "rich" written on the screen wall in front of the house. The immortal erased a bit from the word "rich", and the Kong family was surprised. The immortal revealed the mystery, saying that the Kong family should not be too rich and should "get rid of a little bit".

I don’t know if this counts: Kindergarten has started, and the teacher asked everyone to write their names on paper and hand it in so that they can get to know each other during roll call. As soon as the call was called, the teacher was stunned and shouted: "Yellow belly!" No one answered, "Yellow belly!" No one responded, so the teacher said: "Forget it, let's talk about it last.

Finally, the teacher said: "Who else hasn't been called?" "A little girl stood up timidly, and the teacher asked: "What's your name? "The little girl said, "My name is... Huang Yuepo..."