1. Actually, I look handsome from an angle, but you didn’t find it.

2. I hope you don’t feel like you have nothing, or at least make others troubled.

3. What kind of reunion is there in this world? Broken mirrors should be dropped and stepped on.

4. When I was a child, I didn’t know how many times I was beaten by my father because of this problem.

5. When you fall down and only have one level of health left, call Brother Xin Zeng three times and you will be resurrected on the spot.

6. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid of not being at home, so I stay at home.

7. Only those who have really worked hard will know. The IQ gap is insurmountable.

8. You must be scolding me because you don’t understand me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

9. I fought with mosquitoes all night yesterday. It ended up being a tie. It's not full. I didn't sleep well.

10. I’m about to fall in love, and I don’t know who I’m going to be with yet, so I’ll be happy for him first.

11. Today’s advertisements are really deceptive. My mother can become my sister if she drinks some Yili.

12. Life is already so difficult. If you keep showing off, I will kill you.

13. You laugh at the fact that my friends are rarely alone. I pity you that you have many friends but none of them are sincere.

14. When you don’t like me, you can choose to commit suicide or go blind!

15. My life could have been smoother, if I hadn't been dragged down by this fat body.

16. The most nonsense sentence in human beings is what is said on the cigarette box, smoking is harmful to health.

17. During exams, top students are like Wi-Fi. There are people within 10 meters who want the password.

18. Some people say that I am shameless. This is nonsense. My face is so beautiful. I can't bear to give it up.

19. Many years later, if you are married, if I am not married, please be careful after school.

20. Reviewing is to confirm again what you don’t know. You really don’t know it.

21. If you are lying on the ground and looking up at others, you cannot blame them for standing upright and looking down at you.

22. You are not my contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes.

23. I was afraid of trouble and said they were more excited if I didn’t buy Pinduoduo, saying that new users would get more deals.

24. Although you are a waste, I turn waste into treasure, and you are my treasure.

25. Met you. I just learned that dinosaurs can actually appear again.

26. There are two flowers that a woman likes most in her life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

27. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek company, and their boss has not found it yet.

28. Fashion is always more fashionable than clothes. Old styles are not out of date before new ones come out.

29. People live by watching other people die, and then letting others watch themselves die.

30. In fact, appearance is not important. The most important thing in love is feeling. I have no feeling about being ugly.

31. Whenever I find that I have done something wrong, I will hit others on the head with a brick.

32. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

33. Winter is so cold. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

34. The tragedy of life is that when you want to cut both ways, you only have one knife.

35. You think you will stay in my heart for a long time. Let me tell you, you think too much.

36. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem cannot be saved. I think I can still save it!