What is the real culprit causing the rapid aging of modern women?
It’s not that life is stressful, it’s not that marriage is on thin ice, it’s not that mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are like fire and water, or that work is being ignored and the pressure is on - it’s that you accompany your child to do homework!
This is not a joke, it is a bloody fact. As long as you accompany your children to do their homework, in your free time, the mother's kindness and son's filial piety, words and smiles will immediately disappear into the sky, and you can only hear the miserable wind and rain, and smell the smog. , chickens and dogs are flying all over the place; you obviously restrain your mind, suppress your anger, and have a harmonious and happy Bodhisattva heart, but he catches you by surprise, makes trouble and stirs up trouble everywhere... What do you mean by mother, you should be peaceful and gentle in your heart? Like jade, I saw that the child was neither sitting nor standing. Doing homework was like a torture in the Qing Dynasty. His body was slanted, his eyes were crooked, his eyebrows were raised, his cheeks were pulled down. For a moment, he didn't write a word, which made you angry. I have nowhere to put my resentment and resentment. I just hate that this person is not the other person. Enemies from the past life are reunited! ?
01
Once upon a time, our family was a peaceful and warm family. The windows are bright and clean, the small room is fragrant, the spring scenery is blooming, the breeze is always beautiful, the children are playing around, the parents are smiling, it is a happy line drawing of parents and children. At that time, the child was not in school yet. All he did was play and eat and drink all day long. The most serious thing was to play and think about how to eat and drink at the same time. In addition, he likes to hold my hand tightly and beg me to tell more stories in a soft and clear child's voice - no matter the birds, animals, gods, fairies and monsters in the world, he will accept everyone who comes, and he will accept everything. He listens to it with gusto and enjoys it. If he occasionally watches TV, the various movements of people on the screen often make him laugh and can't help but laugh. In my opinion, his life is that human beings have entered the communist society in advance. They have food, drink, laughter and fun. If there are no other things on their minds, it is a good time in the world.
But I never thought that this turned out to be the shortest beautiful time in his life! And the beauty on the surface was just like a dream. It couldn't withstand even a little bit of scrutiny. After going to school, it was as if someone had stabbed it hard and exploded!
When I was still thinking that elementary school was similar to kindergarten, it was just a fun place with a serious surface, my baby had already concentrated his firepower and fired directly at me. After school started, I slowly realized that this place was not a playground at all, but a battlefield where blood was drawn and flesh was drawn. Accompanying my child to do homework every day was a tug-of-war that took no time and effort. , don’t think that you can see the dawn of victory if you accompany your child. Most of the time, it’s the parents who throw away their armor and run away in a hurry.
02
As soon as I started school, I asked my son’s head teacher whether parents should accompany their children in homework? The teacher had a look of astonishment on his face, looking at me as if he were observing an alien, and uttered two words with difficulty and bitterness, "I won't accompany you, no way!" Yes, children with undecided minds and untamed tempers are like savage beasts and have to be placed on the fence. Lee watched and supervised carefully, and these homework assignments were like a tight spell on Wukong's head, and a lightning bolt on Harry Potter's forehead, reminding him of his obligations and tasks at all times.
Since then, doing homework with my children has become a must-have for me every day. When my child is doing homework, I feel like I am facing a formidable enemy. I don't smile, sit upright, and frown in surprise, while he is tired and restless, as if he is sitting on pins and needles, and his eyebrows are flying. Even though he was sitting at the table with me, everything was calm on the surface, but in reality, the undercurrent was turbulent and overwhelming!
When I get home at four o'clock in the afternoon every day, my child lingers and looks around. With two bites of snacks, a cup of milk, and three pieces of fruit, he can chew slowly for half an hour. Every afternoon tea is good for him. It's not leisure and relaxation, it's a waste of time that I wish I could spend all my time on. It was delayed until after half past four, and then he sat down reluctantly, swaying and frowning, but his eyes were spinning rapidly. He just picked up a book and kept yelling. Get up and say, "I'm thirsty and I need to drink water!" or "I have a stomachache and need to go to the bathroom." Don't underestimate your child's intelligence. He can find it without any effort or effort. Give 10,000 reasons and 1,000 truths.
Do you think this is the beginning of a war full of smoke? No! No! No! You are too young, too naive! These are just mobilization rallies before the war. Your beating of your chest and all kinds of reminders are too childish. They are just the sound of war drums coming from far away. The real master is still lying drunk on the battlefield. Jun Moxiao has not found Bei'er. ? The leader once said, "Fighting with the sky, fighting with the earth, and fighting with others is endless fun." But I have never seen a mother who has endless fun fighting with her baby while doing homework. Wrestling with my baby is really a mind-numbing torture, "You retreat and I advance, you chase me and you chase me, you run and I fall, you and I live and die!" Don't say that the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overwhelms the east wind, why do I just feel that there is only one blow in the world? A north wind that makes my bones shiver and my whole body shiver?
Finally, it was delayed until after five o'clock, and the child officially started homework. We began a new round of battle of wits and courage.
"Mommy, my head hurts! It's too hot today and I feel uncomfortable!..."
"What's wrong with you? Hurry up and do your homework." !”
“Mommy, I can’t find my pencil.”
“What’s in the pencil box?”
"But those pens are too thick, I need a pencil sharpener!..."
"Can you write the words more clearly, don't be too big or too small, and have to be standardized! The teacher asked you to write In the grid, don’t write outside!”
“Well!”
“Can you stop being in a daze! The rubber is almost turning into plasticine!” /p>
"Oh!"
"You have to use scratch paper to calculate. Why do you write the draft on the paper?"
"Ah?"
< p>"Did you hear me? If you can't finish this test paper in half an hour, I won't sign your home school book. You can explain it to the teacher when you collect the homework tomorrow."< p> "Woo!""Can you move faster? Stop wasting time and don't always make me angry. You've made your mother so angry that it's not good for you!"
"Why!?"
"I am your biological mother. If I get mad to death, you will have a vicious stepmother sooner or later!"
"Who said that? , stepmother is not necessarily bad! ?"
"Yeah, don't worry, stepmother won't even let you go to school... Eh! Why? I'm still alive, am I not dead?"
Before I finished speaking, my son's expression tightened, his brows became lowered, and he burst into tears. I thought it was a threat. The effect worked, and the son finally understood the difficulties of understanding his mother. Who knew that this bastard was crying so hard that he couldn't breathe, and kept mumbling about when he didn't have to go to school.
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For the sake of homework, it is no longer a war, it is unlimited psychological torture and suppression! The mother with a clear smile and warm words has become an angry and murderous Hedong lion! My veins are erect, my pupils are bleeding, my hands are curled up, and my bones are white. Without Athena's blessing, the small universe in my chest has exploded like an overwhelming raging fire.
"You have to finish today even if you cry, and you have to finish it even if you don't cry. It's up to you!"
"Okay, okay, you are tired too, don't It's embarrassing for him." The confused child's father said a few words of comfort while being immersed in the mobile game.
"You speak lightly, why don't you come and accompany me! You can you up, no can no BB."
So, the style of painting became like this:
"Son, it's normal not to know how to do this. I haven't been taught it anyway!"
"You can just read through this book. The homework requires preparation."
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“Sit tight for me, kid!” Don't move around! "
"What the hell is going on with you! ? Put your left hand on the table when writing! ? "
"This is a commonly used word, how to spell it! ? You ask me! ? Why can't you even remember this! ? "
"How could you be so stupid! I wasn't that stupid when I was a kid! ! I don't need anyone else to do my homework with me! ? "His father howled loudly!
Playing house with his baby every night under the smoke and the cold water and the moon and the sand! His father didn't know the hatred in his heart, but the next door still praised him!
In the middle of the night, his father woke me up from my sleep, drooling, and suggested angrily, "For the sake of the beauty, harmony and unity of the motherland, and for the peace and harmony of the family, can we stop doing homework with our children?" After many arguments, his father and I were speechless and could only shed a thousand tears! After thinking hard, his father comforted me and said, "Our son is handsome, but he will be a killer of women in the future. Even if he doesn't accompany him to do his homework, he won't do it." Worry about not finding a job. "
Yes, "Women Killer", my son is now targeting middle-aged and elderly women like me!
The examination room is like a battlefield, and the homework is like hand-to-hand combat. Only quality and quantity can be guaranteed. Only children who complete their homework well can ensure good grades. Only children with good grades will have a bright future! Oh my God, this kind of natural cause and effect is really crazy. In order to cultivate academic masters, mothers actively accompany them to study, so that their children can have an ideal future. When it comes to grades, mothers accompany their children on their homework every day. Our eyes are already dim and we cannot see the brightness of the sunrise. We only focus on whether our children’s homework is completed in good quality and quantity. So don’t put any more pressure on us, mothers who accompany our children on their homework! You have endured too much, how do you think the yellow-faced woman has endured it? She is not just like a dream, but her face is green and yellow from worry! But what about the fathers? It seems like a sudden spring breeze, every day. When it's time for homework, thousands of dads disappear. They either hide in the next room or hide in front of the computer, spending a leisurely life with nothing to do with themselves. Accompanying homework has directly evolved into being a mother. The default option. Okay! The child is the master, and the father is the uncle. Mothers are born to suffer and have a thankless life!
03
Appreciation of a person starts with appearance. , immersed in talent, loyal to character, and comfortable with companionship, but every tutoring assignment has turned into a spiritual training. In minutes, I can get angry, roar, tear up books, hug and beat, and clearly hold back my anger and grit my teeth. , still crying and saying nothing, I can only comfort myself ten thousand times, this is my own, my own! Every time the children finish their homework, the family sighs with relief, but the mothers are so tired. Exhausted, mentally and physically exhausted!
It is said that every mother is an angel with broken wings. The fairy who was once free and happy is no longer walking in the world of leisure and leisure - it is not the gravity that holds the mother's feet from sinking infinitely. , but the baby has more and more homework! Dear fairies, please remember that accompanying the baby with homework is just the first step in going down to earth!
How much sorrow can you have? My homework is not over yet!