1. Don’t mess with me, otherwise I will make you die in a rhythmic manner.

2. Not every apology can be exchanged for being okay.

3. I have been really busy recently, and it is even difficult to get 16 hours of sleep a day

4. In rock, paper, scissors, whoever loses will take off their pants~

5. Pretending to be stupid, if done well, can make you wise as a fool. Being dull, if done well, is called deepness.

6. When we are walking on the road, when we see a child, we go over and kick it to prove that we are not pedophiles...

7. If we can’t bear it anymore, we will bear it again!

8. I swear never to swear again!

9. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

10. My father asked me what I want to pursue in life. I answered money and beautiful women, and my father slapped me in the face fiercely. I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

11. The female donor, a poor monk, has a shallow cultivation and cannot heal his wounds with separate clothes...I am offended...

12. There will be a pig head to love you for me.

13. The can puller loves the can, but the can’s heart contains Coke.

14. Because I live in extreme poverty, I have been ghostwriting elementary school homework during the winter and summer vacations for a long time, bullying other students for elementary school students, and undertaking the following businesses: coolie transportation, clamp welding, water and electricity, bricklayers, smashing walls and digging holes, Accessing toilets and sewers, VF, C++, .NET, Java, asp, assembly, flash, essay writing, substitute exams for CET-4 and CET-6, prostitution, money laundering, adultery catching, black guns for debt collection, black cars, assassinations, breast augmentation, painless abortion.

15. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me in this way

16. Sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing art. Steps!

17. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

18. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark...

19. No matter how ugly a woman is, she is still a girl, and she has the right to be picked up! ! Why don't you pick me up?

20. If you want to hang out in the world, it is best to be a bachelor.

21. The day I am gone, China will seem to have lost its soul. This view is not good.

22. If nothing unexpected happens, I believe that you will be conquered by the charm of my personality within less than three and a half sentences with me, and the urge to write me a love letter will immediately arise in your mind. I advise you to save your time. My 108 email inboxes are all flooded with love letters from beauties, and there is no space for you anymore.

23. Cannonball’s head is also combed with lightning-struck hair.

24. I am only 23 years old, loved by everyone, flowers blooming every time, and flat tires every car! ! ! Every time I walk on the street, either handsome guys turn around or beautiful girls jump off the building!

25. I went out today and wanted to buy some cheap vegetables for my rabbit. I found out that the cheapest cabbage is 2 yuan per pound. It seems that I can’t afford to feed my rabbit.

26. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

27. There are fewer and fewer female hooligans in society now. If I meet her, I will never let her go.

28. In order to avoid domestic violence, So I decided not to get married

29. I have done a lot of stupid things, but I don't care. My friends call it confidence.

30. I am different from you, because I am human

31. When I was a child, my dream was not to be a scientist. I imagined that I was a young master from a landlord's family, with thousands of fertile fields. All of a sudden, I was ignorant and unskilled all day long, so I took a group of dog slaves to the streets to tease a girl from a good family...

32. Youth is like toilet paper, you may see that there is a lot of it, but after using it, there won’t be enough

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33. As long as there is electricity, my QQ will be online.

34. After staying up all night, your thoughts become wandering and your temper escalates. If you have something to do, you will play lightly if nothing happens. If you don’t follow it, you will be destroyed.

35. Wherever you fall, lie down

36. Friendly reminder: This user's signature was automatically blocked by the system because his signature was too personal!

37. As a beast, I feel a lot of pressure. . .

38. It is said that 80% of the users whose online status is displayed on QQ are on-hook, and 80% of those who are displayed as away or invisible are online.

39. Shhh... don't tell them that I have done good things, it will affect my image...

40. I am determined to unify all mankind, please vote for me One vote.

41. As a smoker, you must have three conditions: cigarettes, lighters, and the shameless charm you show when smoking~

42. Why is the ashes on the table missing? ? There is a phone number written on it...

43. The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling, let’s have another ice cream.

44. You must look carefully when looking for a partner now, because there are too many people who are neither men nor women!

45. The person you like doesn’t show up, and the person who does show up doesn’t like you.

46. If you are ugly and still want to make a video, please respect yourself! ! !

47. Me: The jade tree stands in the wind, I am majestic, with sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, a tiger-backed waist, unparalleled elegance, unruly and suave, and a bronze complexion, a strong body and strong arms, strong on the outside and soft on the inside. Personality, wild yet docile, melancholic yet debauched, he is simply a model of men and a gift to women~ 48.

Many times, I like others, but she doesn’t know; more often than not, I hurt others and I didn't know it.

49. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away is not a lover.

50. The IQ of a man when he is having sex is second only to Einstein~

51. Love is like poop, once flushed with water, it will never come back~Love is Like poop, you can’t stop it once it comes~ Love is like poop, it’s the same but different every time~ Love is like poop, sometimes it’s just a fart after trying for a long time!

52. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that you can’t dig down?

53. Your venomous smile - I can’t even search it on Baidu.

54. Dad asked me why I learned to smoke behind his back? I said: "Taiwan will not return, I feel very depressed!

55. I will always think of you when I feed the pigs.

56. Flowers often do not belong to the people who appreciate them, but to those who appreciate them. It belongs to cow dung.

57. I am very happy that I have collected another 15 and can finally go online again!

58. A fighter among scum, a VIP among scum. /p>

59. I was once an angel, really! When I came to earth, God kindly said to me: "Go, my child, you are a man born to take the exam.

60. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

61. I am not as perfect or strong as you think, money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

62. Don’t believe in love at first sight, because you can’t tell how much money the other person earns at a glance

63. The beasts still have a little bit of compassion, but I don’t have any, so I’m not Beast.

64. In terms of IQ, I can answer 8 out of 10 brain teasers right away; in terms of knowledge, when I was 10 years old, I had already read books for 8 years; in terms of essay writing, I could do it within 10 minutes. I can dictate a beautiful article, record it, change up to 8 words, and then publish it; in terms of memory, I can remember 8 of 10 phone numbers just once. In terms of endurance, I can urinate at 10 o'clock in the morning. , I can persist until 8 o'clock in the evening the next day...

65. Does true love still exist? Of course there is, there are many TV dramas about this You buy a bag of crispy noodles

68. If Taiwan is not recovered for a day, I will not be able to reach Level 4 for a day

69. Men can be romantic but not obscene, and women can be romantic but cannot have abortions!

70. Behind every successful man, there is a woman; behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.