2. It turns out that boredom is so boring.

3. Be a person who doesn't respond well to the times.

4. School is about to start, which is not cool at all.

5. Liang Xiao ate spicy tofu and was stabbed to death by Mapo.

6. Since there are many beautiful women, there are obviously not enough ugly women.

7. It makes me sick to think that I have no appetite for food.

8, looking for a boyfriend, standard one: male; Condition 2: alive.

9. Wings are not necessarily angels, but also birds.

10, boys don't have many things, and there are not many good things.

1 1. You failed CET-4 in China, and I can't pass CET-6.

12, in this era, everyone is embarrassed to go out without a fat wife.

13, I will leave her! (Wait till you die! )

14, Want Want to break the ice, you are my half, you are my other half.

15, people are more than one meter, and they are all the same.

16, I'm going to have my hair cut. My neck needs to be twisted after I dumped Liu Haier.

17, black eye makeup, red mouth, alas, my grass, my forehead is wrinkled.

18, Three Musketeers must be strong, after all, they will guess the result at the moment of heartbeat.

19, you go home and wash three boxes of Jieeryin, and then go out and pollute the earth.

20. In anticipation of receiving a big red envelope, open it and write another package.

2 1, when you are happy, I will stare at you and stare at me, and I will be happy.

22. Originally, my WeChat was a member of the Ukrainian royal family, and I only played box games.

23. Which country often divorces, Paris, France. After that, everyone will go there to get married

24. I finally understand why freshmen should flip up and down in military training, because they are symmetrical.

25. When you think the person you like has feelings for you, you are generally self-righteous.

26, please read: lying plum smells flowers, lying branches hurt and hate low. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green.

27. Smoking is bad for your health. I want to avoid smoking. Work reduces service life, and I am willing to lose my job.

28. When I was a child, a thicker letter was a confession letter; When I grow up, the credit card bills of financial institutions are thicker.

29. The furthest distance in the world is life and death. On the contrary, when the power went out, our house was dark and the neighbors next door were brightly lit.

30. What are the most common functions on mobile phones? -Look at the time. What is the most exciting function on the mobile phone-vibration!

3 1. Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one from the future, one from the present and one from the Jurassic period.

32. Without novels, mobile phones, televisions and computer entertainment platforms, I think I can suffocate. I really don't understand how ancient people survived and gave great service!

33. Someone throws oil all over you and tells you: Don't worry, there is a mysterious automatic mode. What should you do? -hit his kidney overdraft and tell him, "Don't worry, there are Liuwei Dihuang pills.

34, like you, the clarity is low! However, Gray is always smart, which is really extremely smart. He lost his hair, even his beard and eyebrows Really a good pig, ha, today is a good day, pig, happy birthday.