Military Training

Bai: I never thought that a person like him would cry, but I know what a tear means to him. That not only represented the dignity of a soldier, but more importantly, the concept of human nature buried in the bottom line of the soul was released at that moment.

For many days after he left, we can still feel his presence. I think we will never forget it in our lifetime. It turns out that the power of role models can be so huge. On campus, green is the color we are accustomed to. Everything is so beautiful under the sun. However, have you ever thought that in a certain place, for some people, the simplest green color is their greatest yearning in life.

Scene: school playground. Freshmen: four boys and four girls, BOY: Xiaoguang, Afa, Academician, Daxiong

GIRL: Dingding, Mina, Qingqing, Li Han. Counselor Shen Zhen. Instructor Li Wei.

(Shen Zhen enters alone, carrying a bucket of water) Today is the day of military training for freshmen, and as a counselor, I have to come. I think they will be a little nervous because they have not had military training. I think I am also a little nervous because it is the first time to be a counselor. The weather will be very hot. I am also very hot. I think someone will faint. I hope it is a beautiful girl, maybe I will faint, I hope the person who takes me to the hospital is also a beautiful girl. Put down the water and I'm leaving because--they're coming.

Bright music played, and four girls held hands. Singing happy songs together. (Seven out of ten men are dumb and eight are stupid//

Qingqing: Dingding, do you think military training will be very tiring?

Dingding: Qingqing, you Will you be hungry if you don’t eat? If you are hungry, please don’t ask silly questions like whether military training will be tiring.

Mina: Qingqing, do you think the instructor will be tired? Very handsome?

Qingqing: It depends on your luck, right?

Li Han: Of course, but poor Mina. Yeah, maybe even if you like someone, they may not like you, haha.

Mina: You are good or bad, Li Han, let’s see how I deal with you. Noisy, Qingqing: Look, could that be someone from our class?)

(With music, enter the four men, model modeling, pay attention to the coordination of clothes and movements.)

Xiaoguang: Hello everyone, my name is Xiaoguang, I am the squad leader, very small, very bright.

Academician: You must want to know why he is called Xiaoguang, because he is. He is a famous streaking enthusiast. The squad leader has been keen on this sport since he was very young. He often carries his mother on his back and runs around in ripped pants, so he is named Xiaoguang.

Guang: Don't praise me yet, I'll be proud. This guy is an academician, not an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, but an academician of the Psychiatric Hospital. He was beaten when he was a child and was often bullied by senior girls, so he behaved weirdly when he grew up. All female animals are hostile, don’t blame him, after all, he has some problems here (referring to his head)

Afa: My name is Afa, you can call me Brother Fa from now on, haha, no. Be careful and become famous. You can ask me for autographs and celebrity photos at any time. I will answer your request.

Nobita: No one wants to pay for any celebrity photos.

Afa. : Oh, I forgot to introduce you. This is Nobita. Anyone who has seen Doraemon knows that he is the guy who likes to bully cats and dogs all day long.

Nobita: You guys are in military training. Don't leave after this, say bad things about me in front of so many people, and see how I deal with you later. The youthful bean on your face is still so proud, just wait until a light bulb grows on your head.

(As he spoke, squad leader Xiaoguang; shush, stop talking, look, the instructor is here)

(Instructor, Li Wei walked up to him, stood at attention, and saluted) Hello comrades, today Let me be your military training instructor. My surname is Li, and my name is Li Wei. Listen clearly, I am not Li Weifeng. Don't laugh, and be serious. I will let you laugh, and I won't let you cry. You won't be able to shed a single tear. Fall down. This is an order and discipline. When you do something, you must report it first. You cannot spit out even a mouthful of phlegm without my permission. In the team, you have only one task, and that is to obey absolutely. Complete obedience! Do you understand? (Get it) Louder, haven’t you eaten? (Get it!!) That’s it. From now on, everyone can call me Instructor Li. Remember, if you feel uncomfortable, report it and I will let you rest. Don’t hold on. Remember? Okay, now the military training begins. The first item is to stand in a military posture. (The four boys corrected their movements in turn. The weather was very hot. Nobita wiped the sweat from his face with his hands)

Li Wei: Why are you moving? If you want to take action, make a report first.

Nobita: Yes. (After a minute or two)

Li Wei: (referring to Ah Fa) You --, get out of the queue. Know why I called you out.

Afa: I wonder if I am too handsome. (Doing Chow Yun-fat’s classic hair-combing action)

Li Wei: You are good at joking, aren’t you? I’ll let you stand here and laugh alone for a while, until you can’t laugh anymore.

(Afa lowered his head) Comrades are all standing, you are the only one here shaking non-stop, why are you shaking?