2. I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time and found myself normal.
3, how many years, my toilet seat has never been lifted!
Even if I am a piece of shit, I am also a piece of thinking shit!
5. Is the departure of shit the pursuit of the toilet or the non-retention of * *?
I won't do two things in my life: neither this nor that.
7. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.
8, just want to have his love, let me just be your lover.
9. I haven't held hands for a long time, and even a pickled chicken feet feels gentle.
10, I hope I can hold your hand and walk with you one day, romantic.
1 1. Please install a wireless router on my grave after my death. Thank you.
12. I knew it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.
13, I really want to slap on the wall and not button it.
14, I don't want to keep a cat or a dog. I want to keep you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.
15, in addition to love, there are radishes in other people's fields.
16, you still make me kneel on the washboard, kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!
17, women are not omnipotent, but without women, you can't do anything.
18, if people don't be two useless teenagers, then your teenager really has no waste.
19, push your luck for a while and take a step back * * That's it.
20. A girl is called a warm man, and a lot of girls are called hot dogs.
2 1, whenever I find the key to success. Someone changed the lock.
22. If you are ugly, you should read more books. I finally got a doctorate in college.
23, people, born in bed, died in bed, want to live to death, but also in bed.
24. Chang 'e, you can leave the canopy. Look how old the Jade Emperor is!
25, narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife who wants me!
26. From now on, we will walk together, and we will have delicate ideas together.
27, home is not a harbor for men after drifting! A woman's body is.
The National Day holiday is only seven days, which is simply not enough to express our love for our motherland.
29. Happiness means having you for breakfast after good morning and having you for good night after dinner.
30. When I looked at you stupidly, did you also look at me stupidly?
3 1, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?
32. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.
If you look up at others on your knees, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you.
34. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, which is unlucky to go offline.
Behind every successful man, there will be a woman who is full and has nothing to do.
36. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.
37. Do your best, score ten points and keep two points to avoid physical and mental fatigue.
38. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!
39. Time tells me that the era of irrationality has passed and it's time to pretend.
40, there was a match. I didn't wash my hair for a few days, and my scalp itched. I grabbed it and burned to death.
4 1, Grey Wolf is too poor to buy a new hat. It will always be a patched hat.
42. Tell the truth. I read the medical records. I can't even imagine a doctor.
Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.
44. Find someone who can make you laugh. I'm not for you. I can only make you cry.
45. Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.
If possible, please allow me to destroy you on behalf of the moon, so that I can be myself.
Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.
48. It's hard enough to drink dichlorvos. If I have another bottle, it will be even more collapsed.
49. The pain of life is that after experiencing a super storm, not only did you not see the rainbow, but you also caught a cold.
I said: How can I thank you for your kindness? Let me marry you! He said, "How can I bite the hand that feeds me?
5 1, new version of dichlorvos, delicious and tonic, open the lid and have another bottle! Holiday gifts are excellent.
52. The multiple-choice questions in life are much more difficult than those in the test paper, and one of them can be guaranteed to be correct.
You, don't talk, you lower the IQ of the whole street. You turn around. You influenced my thinking.
Don't say that the wolf didn't eat mutton in 2008. Cats and mice have stopped eating mice since 2008.
55. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.
56. Meet the right person at the right time and place. That may not be your lover, but your enemy.
57. I had a dream about you. I am sad. You are eating shit. I tried to persuade you, but you didn't listen and hit me.
58. My boyfriend asked me to play League of Legends, and I did. Then I don't have time to talk to him now.
59. Every time the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, I want to put myself on it.
60, if smart is punished, I don't want to pieces; If you can't get the soul, do you still care about intimacy?
6 1, I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.
62. The most frustrating thing in the exam is that I vaguely remember that the teacher said this question, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.
This exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength.
64, the result of learning the sun, the goddess takes a selfie, the local tyrant has money, the model has a figure, and Laozi goes home for a holiday to bask in the sun!
65. People meet love at the corner, and I meet ghosts at the corner; People are happy at the next stop, but I don't have a car to go to the next stop.
66. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.
67, miss life is not bitter, clothes need not be mended; The life of a bachelor is so bitter that no one can make up for his rags; The husband's life is more bitter, and the wife can't make it up.
When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.
69. My computer and I have the same language. When I am gentle with it, it will collapse. Makes me extremely excited.
70. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.
7 1, grow up like this bear, no money, no deposit, no house, no love, why force yourself and embarrass others.
People say that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.
73. The biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels that she was blind at the beginning.
74. A classmate caught a puppy and happened to meet a math class. As a result, the dog fell asleep while listening to the teacher.
75. My girlfriend ate a kebab in one breath, and my boyfriend said something, which sentence-your mouth is so coquettish.
76. A senior accosted a junior in public and then kissed her on the face. The schoolmate immediately got angry and shouted shamelessly. The senior was shocked and kissed her decisively.
77. Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If not, I hope there is an afterlife.
78. Now everyone calls themselves ugly, and when they explode, they become beautiful dogs. They all say that they are scum, but they abuse the exam into slag; Sighing about the poor sense of music all day, singing K becomes Mai Ba.
79, wine luminous cup, want to raise a glass with friends. Looking up, you can't see the sky, you can't see the moon, and your head is long. Don't laugh when you are drunk in the wine field, but get drunk when you meet your bosom friend.
80. When summer arrived, I discovered that "staying cool" is not a word, but definitely the most sincere concern.
8 1. Today, someone said I was handsome, and I smiled. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled. I shouted at the sky: me! Don't! Handsome! A flash of lightning fell from the sky, and God said, You are lying!
82. Pay all wages, including unplanned wages; All leftovers are contracted, including spoilage; Do all the housework, including mother-in-law's; Thoughts are reported every day, including a flash of thought.
83, a long drought meets * *, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating for the Academy Awards, dreams-life are four kinds of sufferings!
84. I said I had a bad temper, was short and ugly, and certainly no boys liked me. I want to say-am I your own?
85. One day, the Chinese teacher asked us to write the word "handsome" silently, but the deskmate couldn't write it. He looked up and glanced at my face quietly, and actually wrote it down.
86. Today, the history teacher asked me, "Who is Kangxi's son?" I blurted out "Andrew!" Then I was embarrassed.
In class, the teacher asked the students to make sentences with "sadness". Xiao Ming stood up and said, "There is a small river in front of my house. I am so sad!" " "Teacher: I am even sadder!