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Hello!

There is a net name: considerate clothes and understanding (a word difference turns a good comrade into a bad youth)

Signature: You don't love me. This pig loves me. I killed that pig. Who will love you?

Gender: not male, similar to female, not male or female.

Age: not a child, not a middle-aged person, not an elderly person.

Name: Ask my mother.

Zodiac killer: night owl

Blood type: XO type.

Birthday: I wandered around on Good Friday.

Graduate school: people who go in are happy, but people who come out are crazy.

Constellation: Dogs climb seats.

Personal homepage: I don't know what I did wrong. It may be related to that sb named Li Guojing who has secretly loved me for many years.

Occupation: sweeping the floor at the Prussian Academy of Circus in the Palace of Mount Tante in the Himalayas.

Personal note: I am an angel, but I accidentally put on my face when I landed. I can't go back to heaven because of my weight. ...