1, Tanabata arrived, and the hotel owner smiled. The next day, the drugstore owner also smiled. A month later, the doctors in the hospital should also laugh.
2. Perhaps it is the fate of the dust in the past life, which has passed through the eternal fleeting time and forgotten to stay in this life and achieve the cause in the afterlife.
3. I woke up in this bright spring morning, so don't bother me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.
It takes courage to refuse the person you like.
5, high-grade cream and high-grade sugar, senior ladies go to the toilet. When you feel that there is no paper in your pocket, there are two pieces of shit in your ass.
6. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.
7. The impulse of future generations' crisis!
8. Summer homework flies in the sky, underground, all over the sky, and garbage dumps.
9. The favorite thing in winter, except hot pot, is the bed. .....
10, may the typhoon on Qixi come more violently and blow away many pairs.
1 1, Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle belly.
12, how many times, because you can't get it, pretend you don't want it. We should be calm and unhurriedly strong.
13. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
14, I know you love her, but I still love you.
15, school starts! Friends, we can play together now! Think how happy we used to be together! ~~~~
16, I want to be RMB in my next life, so that you will never forget me.
17, gender: male, hobby: female /a-53/
18, if you knew that I would stop running around and promise you a good life, would you bend your mouth and love me?
19, also said that you are China rap Dong Fangbubai.
20. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute. 1 1. Connecting a series of Qing dramas such as Gong Ru's treading on thin ice is a living movie "Girls Chased in Yongzheng Those Years".
2 1, men should have specialties, women should stand out, men and women should have personalities, and more and more people have personalities.
22. The shadow under my feet never tries to look like someone whose wind and rain swept several streets, and I am not threatened by anyone.
23, forever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. This is bullshit!
24. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that there are candied haws, biscuits, strawberry candy, chocolate chips and milk candy at sixes and sevens, but there is no you.
25. Either live well or die quickly!
26. I said: Have a life outside of work! So, there is overtime.
27. Seriously live the present, only for the future.
28. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing channels.
29. When your mind has changed, no amount of regret is just empty talk.
30, you can be arrogant and moldy, don't go to humble love!
3 1, your affectionate thighs are blocking all my roads!
Talk about a lovely space.
First, living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering.
Second, it must be sick to feel ugly! Why else is the plastic surgery hospital called a hospital?
Third, "Are we really suitable together?" "Yes, I am versatile!"
Fourth, "What kind of boys do you like?" "I like boys who glow when they smile!" "Do you like Tathagata?"
A group of children are at the bottom of the building, learning to play "running man" and tearing up famous brands. It's too noisy. I opened the window and said "Everybody out", and suddenly it was quiet.
6. "Sister, can you make sentences with ABC?" "A, this is C's child B!"
Seven, "what are the four great inventions in China" and "spicy Taobao skateboarding shoes".
Eight, courtship was like a dog, and now it is ugly after sleeping!
The most touching love story in the world: "I'll take you to eat meat".
You are a wandering soul in the street. I smell your god.
1 1. He said, "If I don't come back in a month, will you wait for me?" "Let's talk about it then." He said, "Will my wife wait for me?"
Twelve, when he ignores you, you start the crazy mode.
Thirteen, "You are not tall, ugly and have no money. What else do you have to chase after your goddess? " "I have a brave heart"
Tomorrow afternoon sports meeting hahaha I heard that rainy days and sports meetings are very suitable.
Fifteen, "Who will you save first when an English teacher and a Chinese teacher fall into the river?" "Throw the math teacher with you."
Sixteen, Children's Day. Queue up for death on labor day
Seventeen, "What are the benefits of long hair" and "Looking back is a slap in the face"
Lu Han, you are the sun that I dare not embrace with my eyes open.
Nineteen, "Why didn't anyone go with you?" "Then I had to go with someone else."
Twenty years old, first a friend, then a sister, and finally a baby.
Twenty-one, funny personality signature: "What do you girls think of the value of boys above height?" "invisible"
22. History teacher: "How did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?" "I'm afraid of editing history."
Twenty-three, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, which blinded your eyes, but as a result, I became a nut wall and blocked your sight.
Cute enough to explode in the sun.
I still think my daughter is pretty, so I can praise her for her beauty.
Women are weak, but they are as strong as their mothers. Being short and fat like me can protect you.
The old mother was very excited when the baby called her mother for the first time.
Baby, today is your home. I hope you can be as happy as a holiday every day.
Remember, son, when you cry, mom is waiting for you here.
6. If you can, who wants to wear armor, just for my beloved weakness.
7. You are the warmth that mom and dad met unexpectedly.
8. We will always be by your side. No matter what difficulties you encounter, even if you have to deal with the whole world, please don't forget that your parents love you and support you forever.
9. Record every unrepeatable moment in your life.
10. My child, don't be timid, don't look back, take bold steps and move forward!
1 1. I thought the world was far away before, but when I saw your lovely eyes, I knew the world was you by my side.
12. Holding you softly seems to hold the whole world.
13. May you be what you like: no complaints, no settlement, freedom and light. Happy birthday!
14. I can't give you the best material, but I can give you the truest love.
15. Come on, baby! Tomorrow you will be mother's pride!
16. May you, like a seed, bravely break through the sand and stick green shoots out of the ground and point to the sky.
17. When God gave you to us, luck was with you!
18. Who can have such a clever boy?
19. It was your arrival that lit up our lives and gave them new meaning.
20. Your cuteness can cure all unlovable things.
Cute enough to explode (2) 2 1. There is only you in the world. You abuse me thousands of times every day, and I still regard you as my first love.
22. Work harder for you?
23. Baby, you know, because of you, mom has changed a lot. She has become very strong and fragile!
24. I have the honor to protect you with the rest of my life.
Wherever you go, you bring sunshine and laughter, which is the happiness of all who know you.
26. You give me more sweetness than bitterness.
27. A life is born like this, and a love continues like this. Some people say that girls are angels with broken wings.
28. Pull the baby into the fairy tale world and let the baby reach new heights ~ Do you like it?
29. Dear child, we are all glad that you came. Please continue to grow.
30. I used to look at other people's children and always felt that I lost my mind. I found that days can't be counted by days, but are carefully divided into every minute.
3 1. Baby, I hope you will come to our arms with light steps, fairy-like cuteness and angel-like happiness!
Baby, you will always be your mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket, and every day with you is happy! Mom wishes you health and happiness forever! Mom wants you to be happy forever. Today you are proud of your mother, and tomorrow your mother will be proud of you.
33. Every day, I have committed thousands of crimes and still regard you as my first love.
34. Mom wants you to grow up healthily and happily!
35. As vast as the sea, as warm as sunshine, as sweet as rain and dew, as selfless as candles, as endless as time.
36. Baby daughter, mom and dad love you!
37. From now on, your time seems to run counter to your mother's. Her mother is getting old and you are getting old.
38. Empty joy means that there are no clouds in Wan Li, and the sunshine bathes the earth happily. My happiness means that you receive my warm blessing: May the baby grow up healthily and happily and have a wonderful childhood. Happy teenagers and promising young people will have a comfortable old age after success!
39. You are mom's chocolate, smart, unforgettable and hardworking.
40. Baby, your healthy growth is the greatest happiness of our family.
Cute enough to explode in the sun (3) 4 1. When you babble, I know you need more than mom and dad.
42. Mom wants you to be happy forever. Today you are proud of your mother, and tomorrow your mother will be proud of you.
43. Your parents believe that you will succeed in the future, and you will certainly appreciate your efforts at this moment.
44. I have heard thousands of beautiful sentences that are not as lovely as you.
I hope you can grow into a tree in the future. My mother doesn't expect to enjoy the cool under your tree. I just want to witness the process of your growth from a small sapling to a big tree.
46. I wish the baby a healthy growth! Happy and happy! You must have a successful career in the future!
47. Your loveliness is the best medicine to cure life.
48. Meow ~ Hello? I'm here to sunbathe my baby.
49. You are so cute that my mother can't put it down. My mother always likes to take you with her every business trip. I remember my mother climbing Lushan mountain behind your back, and everyone laughed at me. Yes, your smiling face is mom's greatest happiness! Slowly, you go from playing with your uncles and aunts to climbing the mountain and taking the wooden bridge by yourself, and actively exchange performances with you. Suddenly, my mother realized that you had grown up.
Remember, son, when you cry, your mother is there waiting for you.
5 1. No matter what happens, I will be with you, and I will love you forever!
52. I am grateful to have you. Because of you, my mother has a goal to work hard for.
53. Little pudding, what a sweet little cotton-padded jacket!
Although you can't speak yet, your eyes tell me that you love your mother very much, and her mother certainly loves you.
55. She is my proudest work.
56. The sun, the moon and the stars are all you. I hope I am addicted to taking care of my baby and getting thinner. ...
57. I used to take selfies by myself, but now I take them with my baby.
Baby, you should know that we are willing to give you youthful eyes, excellent temperament, healthy body and everything we can give. All love is abbreviation in the way you look at the world. May our blessing be a kind of shelter, open an auspicious and splendid lotus, and you will be happy, healthy and happy among the flowers!
When I first met you, your face was red and you were crying. I was moved by pallor and joy. I love you, there is no time limit and I don't have much property. I live a quiet and happy life.
60. I am lucky and jealous. Blinking is the world of flowers, immersed in happiness at once; I wish future generations a better world!