2, counter-offer is like falling in love, the highest realm is bold and thick-skinned, and it is time to shoot.
You borrow a dress from Baiyun, a pair of wings from a bird, and then fly up to me and say, "We birds are like this."
Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.
Everyone should take good care of the small animals at home, because we will eat them.
6. The ending is nothing. We also have Easter.
7. At the beginning of life, nature is good. You play with your heart and I play with love.
8. I never scold easily. One day, I scolded, but I was definitely not alone.
9, love or not, always in bed.
10, when my husband is shameless, he is always confident enough.
1 1. How do you think that the Mao people in "Oh, my God" are about to fall?
12, I didn't know the importance of having a boyfriend until I couldn't tear open the instant noodles.
13, I love someone so much, how can I have time to complain because I don't love enough?
14, people who love me, come to me in the old days!
15, rock scissors cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants ~
16, I always think of you when I feed the pigs.
17, a friend's wife, can't bully, it doesn't matter once in a while.
18, Wukong asked Guanyin: Who is older, the Jade Emperor or the Tathagata? Guanyin pondered for a while and blushed-
19, the weather changes faster than the face of menopausal women, and the weather forecast is out of tune than that of romantic teenagers among flowers.
20. If I can't die in his heart, I will let him die in my hands.
2 1, this young lady won't say anything about you because of your stupid points.
22. Rogue is a temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.
23. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.
24. You: What is my greatest weakness? Me: I just don't love me.
25. A successful man is that a woman really loves him, and a successful woman finds such a man.
26. If there is an afterlife, I will be reincarnated and marry a woman like me.
27. The only feeling I have for you now is that I have no feeling.
28. There are so many swindlers in this society that even fools are not enough.
29. Liar, why is there no beef in beef instant noodles?
30. The biggest advantage of news simulcast is that you can always watch a complete news on another channel.
3 1, powerless, rich, heartless, loveless, predestined, divorced.
When I first met your girlfriend, I made a deal with you as a brother.
33. From small to large, when raising the national flag, the attention is not on the national flag, but on whether the national flag stops at the top of the pole when the national anthem is finished …
34. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means showing feng shui to the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.
35. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.
36. Men laugh for women and women laugh for money.
37. I loved, waited, expected and comforted, and finally lost to time.
38. It is said that elder sister is like clothes. Even if it's fucking broken, I won't give it to you
39. Your husband is very busy.
40, so soon, you are going to teach another new lover. Are you wild? You are very adaptable.
4 1, yo, I am in a good mood today. Let's experience bird flu.
42. Don't worry about Lao Tzu. Love me once.
43. You know how to reverse the price in the vegetable market.
Love is like a kite. The harder you work, the more it will break.
45. Love is not as good as narcissism, love life and love yourself.
46. Before I met you, I thought there were no good men in this world. When I met you, I suddenly looked back at the world except you.
47. The road to being single is doomed to loneliness. Thank you for loving me, betraying me, abandoning me and letting me see through you.
48. There are always things to do, scenery to see and people to forget.
49. People have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.
50, online dating, devoted, the relationship between the two ships is on the road.