Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, with bright colors and far apart.
3. Waste air when alive, waste land when dead, and waste RMB when half dead …
It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is some hope to steal fat.
I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.
6, the so-called threshold, the past is the door, if not, it will become a threshold.
7. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.
8. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light
9. All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.
10, don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, you will be acclimatized.
1 1, don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
12, you get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.
13, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.
14. If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.
15, stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first.
16, are you drunk by Sanlu?
17. Does that man dare to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.
18, putting down the butcher's knife to become a Buddha means that the other party will split you in two at the moment you put down the butcher's knife.
19, once you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
20. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.
2 1, women prefer bad men to bad men.
22. Your life can be summed up in eight words-absurdity of life and cowardice of death. ...
23. Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer, so it's up to you.
24, people don't make me, I don't commit crimes. If someone attacks me, I will be angry!
25. Interpretation is a cover-up, and cover-up is a story.
26, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.
27. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it!
28. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.
29, dude, look at your IQ ....................................................................................................................................................................
I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.
3 1, your appearance is really pleasing ... it slows down the speed of the internet. ...
Everything will be fine when you don't take things seriously.
33. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over …
34. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?
35. You don't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times.
36, alas ~ this person is not straight, even the headache is partial.
37. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow!
38. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It's just a matter of moving, and everything is burnt.
39. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?
40, boy, what's wrong today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?
4 1, lonely people tend to be very strong; Lonely people are mostly gentle.
42. Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.
43. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?
44. Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.
45. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.
46. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
47. It is not naivety that stops growing, but self-maturity.
48. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.
49. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.
If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp. 1 2 3