1. I am the cutest! It's so cute that no one loves it.

2. One person is afraid of being alone, and two people are afraid of letting down.

3. You are the singles, I call you a lone wolf.

4. Being single is nothing but loneliness, but being settled is torture.

5. It’s great that you are gone, otherwise I would always worry that you would leave.

6. Later, only you and me were left, without us.

7. Tell peach blossoms that they don’t have to bloom. I will plant a sea of ??flowers myself.

8. When I live the most beautiful life, I am alone.

9. My main ingredients: 2% cute and 98% single.

10. I haven’t found myself yet, how can I find my other half?

11. We agreed to be single together, but you secretly flirted with the cat.

12. Thank you for your favor, but I am used to being alone.

13. I am still so hopeless and pay attention to your news everywhere.

14. You are single because you have someone in your heart and you cannot support the second person.

15. If you ask what Valentine’s Day is in this world, you will be told to torture singles to death.

16. Showing affection is not that easy, single dogs also have their own tempers.

17. A cute little fairy, single and waiting to be flirted with. If you like her, take her away.

18. I have always been a lone traveler, without companions or shelter.

19. You agreed to be single together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

20. I have been single for a long time, and I can even unscrew a fire hydrant, let alone a bottle cap.

21. I have never given up loving you, it just changed from strong to quiet.

22. In the end, we don’t even have a greeting that is neither salty nor mild.

23. Some people used to talk about everything, but in the end, they had nothing to say.

24. Men’s words are usually like empty promises that cannot be cashed.

25. Stop saying that you are single. Dogs will die long ago by your age.

26. Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because the winner will be single.

27. People who don’t like me will put trouble in your heart, and I feel really comfortable.

28. It is better to live alone than to find an unsuitable person to live with.

29. The single life of most of the year has finally ended, and now the second half of the year begins.

30. I even want to show off the perfunctory treatment you gave me. Do you know how ridiculous it is?

31. I can’t imagine the happiness of a single dog, maybe because the authorities are obsessed with it.

32. People showing affection have changed one after another, but I am the only one who remains single.

33. In fact, single life is not bad. I finally have time to take care of everything properly.

34. There are reasons for being single. I couldn’t find the umbrella I wanted, so I had to walk in the rain.

35. Just because someone doesn’t love you as much as you want, doesn’t mean you’re not loved by others.

36. I am single because fairies cannot fall in love with mortals, as this would violate the laws of nature.

37. Ever since my mother knew the word single, she has forgotten my name.

38. A person's world is very quiet, so quiet that you can hear your own breathing and heartbeat.

39. Being single for a long time is very painful. A few days ago, when I saw a sow, she was so pretty.

40. After being single for a long time, I feel pretty even when looking at dogs. Not to mention unscrewing bottle caps, I can unscrew fire hydrants.

41. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, but handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

42. I have no explanation for being single for so many years. In short, I am too smart to have any friends!

43. Now I know why my pants are designed with pockets. It’s because no one is holding my hand, so I carry the pockets on my own.

44. There is always a sentence that can make people burst into tears instantly, and there is always a song that can sing about the sad past.

45. Being single does not mean being fragile, it means that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

46. Being alone, but not lonely, is a transcendent state. I like to enjoy the silence of a person and the feeling of detachment.

47. Single boys are called singles. Is there any way to describe single girls? A young man who has been single for 20 years replied: Goubuli.

48. One of the best things about being single is: there are so many sunny, handsome, rich and gentleman boys who may become my boyfriend.

49. Don’t always be single. Based on your age, you should be a single turtle, based on your body shape, you should be a single pig, and based on your IQ, you should be a single silly roe deer.