1, don't talk to me about life, because you were not born.

2.wow! The typhoon was so strong that it broke my heart.

Give me a toothpick, and I can pierce the whole earth.

4. This morning in spring, I woke up in a relaxed mood, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

5. Before you spit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others!

There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll be infected as soon as I go out.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

8, there is a feeling, not sensational, there is a person, not a person.

9. The most fake sentence in the world is that minors are not allowed in.

10, people who watch Lao Tzu's jokes will laugh at you one day.

1 1. There is no shortage of love these days, but people who take love seriously.

12. As the saying goes, life is worse than death. I prefer to sleep.

13, if you feel nobody cares about you, try to default on accounts payable.

14, not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

15, annoying again! If you are bored again, I will tie you to the boat and borrow an arrow.

16, I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos. I'm afraid there will be a prize if I open the lid. Here's another bottle. Who drinks with * * *.

17, never underestimate a creature that will not die if it bleeds for a week a month.

18, Qian Qian, a man in the world, changes every day if he is unhappy.

19. In fact, the better people are, the less they will be cherished. Really, it's a pity that I'm not born to be a bad person.

20, I am still lamenting the small waist in the past. Looking at the present, I hate it. I am covered with flowers.

2 1, if you say I'm a bad person again, I'll kill you with potions.

22, a woman's heart can not see through, because the breast meat is too thick.

23. Yue Lao, next time you help me with the red line, can you change it to a steel wire?

24. I hate using books, so I can only cram for it.

25, busy cleaning the grave, let your coffin recruit people.

26, put on clothes I am an animal, take off clothes I am the devil. ,

27, holding a lighter, holding a textbook, will not order anywhere. Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore.

If possible, please allow me to destroy you on behalf of the moon, so that I can be myself.

29. Put away your shameless spirit.

30. Disgusting mothers always cry with nausea. Why? Because it's disgusting

3 1. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

32. If love is just a game, can I have a husband directly?

There are so many night owls, how can they be called owls?

34, the ancients said, you are two or two, two is there, no three no four.

35. I think being too kind is a sign of being stingy.

36. You are kidding me. I will write your name on my underwear and beat you to death with my fart.

37. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!

38. One kind of anxiety is that the computer is stuck and QQ keeps ringing.

Even if you lose everything, don't lose your smile. ...

40. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?