You are here again to say that the foreman is looking for you everywhere, telling you to go back to the construction site quickly. There are still 20 tons of cement to be unloaded. The foreman says that if you don’t come back, you will get one cent of your 300 yuan wages for 10 days. Don't even think about getting it. The village chief also called and asked me to tell you that Widow Wang from the next village came to your house to propose marriage and asked you to quickly pay your wages and go back to arrange the marriage with her tomorrow.

Lang: I am the most handsome in the class. I'm the most handsome in school. Dongfang: I am the most handsome in the world. Zi Hua: I am the most handsome in the universe. Sha Qianmo: I'm not as powerful as you, I'm just the most handsome among us.

You are here again to say that the foreman is looking for you everywhere, telling you to go back to the construction site quickly. There are still 20 tons of cement to be unloaded. The foreman says that if you don’t come back, you will get one cent of your 300 yuan wages for 10 days. Don't even think about getting it. The village chief also called and asked me to tell you that Widow Wang from the next village came to your house to propose marriage and asked you to quickly pay your wages and go back to arrange the marriage with her tomorrow.

The matter has been settled and the child has been swabbed. I have arranged for her to stay in the hotel. I have done everything I should do as a brother. She is in a bad mood now. I have time to come and see her. After all, she It's your woman, but you don't answer calls or text messages. I can only leave a message here so I can take care of myself.

Chickens lay eggs and chickens also poop, but you must only eat eggs and not poop. This is true for chickens and also for people. Every outstanding person can lay eggs and poop. For example, if he is good at starting a company, then you can make money by buying his stocks. As for his nonsense, you don't need to learn. The most important thing for you is to eat more eggs, pay less attention to chicken poop, absorb nutrients, and strengthen yourself. Many people don't eat eggs and pursue shit all day long. Can you become stronger by eating shit?

A good boy like the original poster, who writes such good articles, understands music, is good-looking, as soft as water, has a graceful demeanor, floats like catkins in the wind, and is polite. To be honest, I One can fight ten!

I am talking about teenage madness, treating kidney deficiency, and does not contain sugar. Jin hat and mink fur, thousands of horses use King Kang. In order to repay Qingcheng, he followed the prefect for three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. The wine is intoxicating, the chest is still open, the watermelon is frosty, and the man is happy. In the cloud of holding festivals, there are three kinds of glucose. He can hold the carved bow like the full moon, looking northwest, King Adi. Ten years of life and death, endless prosperity, sheep, sheep, sheep. At night, I suddenly return to my hometown and learn foreign languages, a new Oriental. Looking at each other without saying anything, washing will make you healthier.

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Why haven’t you shown up for so long? Why are condoms in the trash bin so frequently stolen? Why did the underwear in the women's bathroom of the nursing home become fistulaed? Why do tens of thousands of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Who is responsible for the serial pig rape case? The door of the nunnery gets knocked every night. Is it a human or a ghost? What is hidden behind the unexpected pregnancies of hundreds of mummies? Is behind all this the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?

I have to like it, I have to like it, it is the best in history, I like it again and again, and I like it to the end.

Research shows that the order of Chinese characters does not necessarily affect reading. For example, after you read this sentence, you realize that all the characters are messed up.

In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, suppress the wealth gap, eliminate social polarization, stabilize social security, and promote socialist modernization with Chinese characteristics... Lend me two hundred yuan!

No one can stop the footsteps of the soy sauce party. Those who enter our soy sauce door can understand the avenue of soy sauce, the origin of soy sauce cultivation, the true body of condensation and soy sauce, and the true god of soy sauce. There is only soy sauce in the world. Dear Lord, only Jiang will never be destroyed. For the sake of Jiang’s glory, we Jiang soldiers will not hesitate to fight. Jiang will definitely conquer the sky and restore our supreme glory!

I have been a professional likerer for 20 years. I can post whatever I like in seconds. The likes I have given can circle the earth more than 20,000 times.

To be a woman, you should be like Hu Yifei, a Barbie doll in appearance, a Transformer in action, a female gangster in thought, and an Oriental Invincible in knowledge.

Cute pouty scissor hands, melancholic and deep, indifferent, wildly handsome and stunning, cold and noble, down-to-earth, fashionable and bright, fresh, cute and rural, non-mainstream, aristocratic and dynasty.

Yesterday, I observed the sky at night and found that one of the stars in the Big Dipper was deviated two centimeters to the south. I knew that the donor’s energy was exhausted. Today, I saw that the donor’s hall was black, his eyes were purple, and he was talking nonsense and incoherently. , it seems that the benefactor’s life is not long away! The donor wanted to save the day, so he had to cross the Himalayas, climb Mount Everest and ask for a pack of "Isatis Root" from the Primordial God to survive.

It is said that liking a course begins with liking the teacher.

After one semester, my English scores have improved significantly...but what should I do if she is pregnant now?

They are all academic masters, they are rich, they are all beautiful girls, they are all handsome, they are all cute, they are all thin, I am still alive, see you in the world!

In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, suppress the wealth gap, eliminate social polarization, stabilize social security, and promote socialist modernization with Chinese characteristics... Lend me two hundred yuan!

Today’s women, when they are teenagers, have not even grown their hair yet, they are exposed. By the age of 20, they don’t know how many men have been fucked by them, and they don’t know how many people they have called their husbands. , and she keeps saying that she is a **. To this kind of woman, I just want to say: Please contact me!

This is my first time commenting. I’m so nervous. How should I say it? How many words should I type to appear literary? Is this a good way to say it? Will it become popular? I am so good at writing. It won’t be too far-fetched. If you write something so profound, won’t others be able to understand it? How can you write something elegant?

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The things you arranged for me have been completed. The child had been aborted and she had just been taken out of the hospital. Find a hotel for her to stay in. I have done everything I should do as a brother. After all, she is your woman, and you still need to be responsible. She is in a bad mood now. Come and see her. I have no choice but to call you but not answer my phone calls and send you text messages but not reply. Seeing that you are still in the mood to say something, I can only leave a message here. That's it for now, just take care of yourself.

The boys who play football and the boys who play basketball are handsome, they are all farts. As long as you're handsome, you'll be cool even if you flick a glass ball, and if you're ugly, playing golf will look like you're shoveling shit. I have seen through this world! No more talking, I'm going to play glass balls!

Dear, I'm sorry to bother you. We have no choice but to reply to you here. Your order number: E6592322425155 The Sora Aoi version of the automatic inflatable doll you bought for a limited time in our store gave us a negative review. Seriously affected the sales of small stores. I hope you can modify it to a positive review during your busy schedule. Thanks. Your call couldn't be reached, and Wangwang didn't reply. This is also a helpless move for us, and we hope for your understanding.

I feel envious when I see you posting every day. You are good-looking, you use a smartphone, you are rich, you have many friends, and you discuss something that seems to be very powerful all day long. Anything you take can cover my living expenses for several months. I don’t have much education, and I come from the countryside. I haven’t seen much of the world, so I can only silently watch your posts, like them from time to time, and post them myself when I have time. Fa, this seems like I can pretend to be familiar with you. Really, I feel so tired. I won’t say anything anymore. Others are urging me to return my phone to him. I’m going to bed. well!

After reading what you said, my heart cannot be calm for a long time! This story has a novel concept, unique subject matter, clear paragraphs, strange plot, and ups and downs.

After reading what you said, I was so shocked that I shook my body, my hands trembled slightly, and even a few drops of urine came out. My lips trembled for a long time and I couldn't wake up from the shock. Damn it. Damn it, I couldn't be calm anymore. I stretched out my hand to wipe my tears, and uttered three words with trembling lips: "Well written!

Damn it! (Although this comment is only 1 Although the grammar is rigorous, the wording is neat, the structure is clever, and the words are catchy, it can be said to be concise and comprehensive. It shows that the reviewer has a solid writing skills, as well as his writing skills and brutal creativity. I really admire him, and add an exclamation point. The finishing touch is really the finishing touch.

I’m so nervous about this! Is there any unspoken rule? How many words should I type to be literate? Is it too confusing to write something so profound? I’m so excited! How can I pretend to be a regular replyer?

You are so excited! Can you help me get a connection? I am young, nine feet tall, and very handsome. I have more than thirty villas at home, RVs, yachts, and business jets. My servants all have Lamborghinis. I have a doctorate in biology and am proficient. I speak six languages, and am especially good at Japanese. I work in engineering and am currently preparing to lay tiles on the Great Wall! The most important thing is that if you give me another bottle of Erguotou, I can still blow it!

You can arrange it for me! The matter has been taken care of. The child has been aborted and I just took her out of the hospital. I did everything I should do as a brother. She is your woman after all, and she still needs you. Take responsibility. She is in a bad mood right now. Come and see her. I have no choice but to answer her phone calls and text messages. Seeing that you are still in the mood to say something, I can only leave a message here. Just do it for yourself!

It’s amazing! It’s amazing! Master, do you know that a spiritual light comes out of your body at such a young age? , a martial arts prodigy once seen in a hundred years! If one day you are allowed to open up the Ren and Du channels, you will go to hell. As the saying goes, who will go to hell if I don’t? The task of prohibiting evil, punishing rape and maintaining world peace will be left to me. You. This secret book of the Tathagata Palm is a priceless treasure. I think it is destined for you, so I will teach it to you for 10 yuan.

Looking back on these three years, I have experienced the bitterness and hardship of society, from nothing to 300,000, from 300,000 to 2 million, from 2 million to 8 million, from 8 million to more than 18 million , I’m not showing off, I just want to tell my friends through my own experience: the higher the pixels of the mobile phone, the clearer the photos taken!

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