2. If a person like me has no weight, can he resist beauty?

3. I really envy those people with short legs. The cold quilt can at least cover their feet.

4. Beauty and ugliness have a life, and being fat and thin in the sky depends on this sentence.

5. Mom: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: No! Mom: You can have this now. Me: this is really not available now!

6. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer ten yuan to me, and you will pay successfully.

7. Do you know who is the best diving partner in China? Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law because they always fall into the water at the same time.

8. One day, my father said to me shyly, "Son, you are not young, and I want to talk to you about sex education." I immediately got serious: "OK, Dad, if you don't understand anything, just ask!" "

9. I heard that ugly people need to read more books. No wonder my mother said from an early age that I was not cut out for reading.

1. What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who are disgusting.

11. As a mature adult, I don't eat anything until I'm full.

12. I bought a new mobile phone with a face recognition unlock screen. Sometimes the unlocking failure tells me that the face matching is not successful, which I can accept, and sometimes it is too much to say that no face is detected!

13. When I saw my parents quarreling when I was a child, I often wondered whether I should get married when I grow up. It was not until I reached the age that I discovered: I really think too much!

14. Every time someone asks me the way, I blindly point, first, because I don't know the way at all, and second, to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

15. The most manly thing I ever did was to steal 1 yuan from my wife's purse, buy a pack of soft Chinese, and kneel in front of her and smoke.

16. Don't worry about girls with chubby hands, the gold ring from her boyfriend will be bigger in the future!

17. since I was a child, I have been determined to be a man of great wisdom, but I have only succeeded in half, and it is still the second half.

18. It is said that opportunities are for people who are always ready, which makes me wear a suit and tie when I sleep.

19. Now I need a boyfriend, and then I'm green, which makes me miserable, makes me angry, makes me earn a lot of money, and finally wins the Gao Fushuai and reaches the peak of my life.

2. Don't panic when your life is unhappy. Look at your wallet and savings, just cry.