2. An elephant chased an ant desperately. The ant saw a mound in front of him, plunged into it and put out a foot. Why? It wants to trip the elephant.
Third, there has been a fire on the Internet recently: If I disappear, who will look for me all over the world, paralyzed! I really want to say: who else, black and white impermanence!
Fourth, I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. Then, you see how I kill you!
A girl like you can't get married, even if she does, she will get married.
6. Life is like a shuttle full of AK47 bullets, you never know if the next one will blow your head off.
7. Today, lz accidentally hit a red Liu Ma car while driving. The owner of another car was a little girl who jumped down with a mobile phone. I quickly went forward to apologize and kept saying. She gave me a white look, and then took a lovely photo of her with her mobile phone. I also have to write that there was a small car accident today, and she thought it was cute. After that, she drove away ... leaving the landlord messy for several minutes!
8. I accidentally saw a condom in my 17-year-old son's wallet today. Come here, you son of a bitch! Why do you still have condoms in your wallet? The son said casually, oh, I won't take it anymore. I froze for a moment, and then you dare!
Nine, I found a new job, and I am very happy to send it in a circle of friends: I found a new job today, come on! Then a friend replied to me early the next morning: pay attention to safety at the gas station!
Ten, you are so sunny. Speak human words. You are too dark. I won't hit you if you come here.
I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.
Twelve, dreaming that the object is dead, crying badly. When I woke up, I found that there was no object at all, and I cried even more.
Thirteen, on the road of life, when you try to climb up, there are always several dogs desperately pulling you down.
14. I really love you and don't want to leave you. I am so deeply hurt by your heartache. If you really don't want to upset me, please hurry up ... the stock market.
Just now, someone told me that you will be the richest man in the world. I feel that my life is ruined, which is very annoying.
Sixteen, quarreling as a child is really simple: you are a pig, and you are a rebound of the pig.
17. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you ... pay back the money quickly.
Eighteen, please don't black surname wang! My surname is Wang, and now my buddies around me are protecting me like thieves! Sleeping with my sister-in-law now is like cheating!
Nineteen, these days, if you quadruple your salary, you can beat the United States, if you triple your salary, you can beat the Japanese, if you triple your salary, you can beat Taiwan Province Province, and if you double your salary, you can only be beaten by your wife when you go home. Of course, if you have no money, you can only be beaten by your wife. . . . .
Today, the goddess asked me what my specialty was. After a little thought, I said to her: Below. I saw her blush and called me a rascal. I don't understand. I learned to eat 100 kinds of instant noodles in four years in college. Isn't that a specialty? What's wrong with girls now?
Twenty-one, my ideal is simple: to have the body of Monkey and live the life of Bajie.
Twenty-two, those who are good-looking and can eat are called foodies, and those who are ugly and can eat are called fools.
Twenty-three, why do girls seldom take the initiative to find boys? Have you ever seen an outlet actively looking for a plug? This is the most meaningful thing I have seen today.
MengMeng's Sentences _ Classic Sentences
I met a beggar at the station. He has a piece of paper in his hand, which says: I am deaf and dumb, please give me some charity. I suspected that he was a liar, so I said, sorry, I can't read. Then he spoke: Brother, my wallet was stolen and I have no money to buy a ticket home. Please lend me some money. I'm surprised: aren't you deaf? He was also surprised: can't you read?
Second, those who have deleted me, don't add me again; People who have left me, I don't want to take another look; Those who hate me, please continue and don't give up.
Third, what is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!
Fourth, everyone has his own life, and he is very clear about it.
5. If you don't care, how can you have so many emotions?
You should at least give me an excuse to understand the so-called happiness.
Seven, can't walk, why don't you look back, why don't you let go of people who don't love you?
When a person no longer has it, the only thing he can do is not to forget it.
Nine, mobile phone vibration is basically inaudible at home, especially like an earthquake at school.
Ten, some people are doomed to miss it. And some people don't even miss it, just pass by.
Eleven, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.
12. Stick your photo on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and use contraception at night! ?
Thirteen, people who can affect your mood must be the people you love the most; The person who can't bear to part with your sadness must be the one who loves you the most.
14. A woman's reserve is temptation, but if she is tempted for a long time, she will be tired.
15. A man's heart, peeled like an onion, stung my eyes.
Sixteen, which heartless person, no one has ever been a cruel person.
Seventeen, sorry for yourself, but also wronged yourself, just one, okay?
Eighteen, love is the eternal life of two people, not one person's wishful thinking.
Nineteen, the hourglass remembers the time we forgot.
How lonely the world is without you.
For today's foggy weather, I just want to ask, what brand of cigarettes does God smoke?
The biggest lie I ever told was that I let him go.
Twenty-three, everything is a moment, everything will pass, and the past will become a kind of nostalgia.
24. Happiness has been separated from me for a whole century, which is far away that I can never touch.
25th, tell me to get out, get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
I loved him from beginning to end.
Although you wear perfume, I still vaguely smell scum.
28. Being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.
Twenty-nine, people say that it is only when you lose it that you know how to cherish it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.
30. I knew it was so difficult to find someone, so I decided to kiss the doll.
Meng Meng Da Sentence _ Classic Sentence
First, I finally realized that the most precious feelings never need to be held in my hand.
Second, the pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.
Third, it is not love to keep the other person by your side, but it is also a kind of love to let the loved one go.
Fourth, if you are so polite to me again, I will be impolite!
I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but finally I laughed and shed tears.
Sixth, the former state is: unable to learn, unhappy to play and restless to sleep.
Seven, life is like a pen. You can cross out your past, but you can't erase it after all.
Eight, the child said: Bi Ye, can you sing a little star? Grandpa: Yes, Child: You can sing it to me. Grandpa: The stars in the sky participate in the Big Dipper!
What's it like to have a crush on someone? I feel like he has wifi on him.
I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need that person to make me feel unique.
When chatting can't find a topic, it's better to ask: How much did you eat today?
Twelve, the space formed by singing makes the years come and go, so the face of the person who is still protected has not changed and there is a huge and endless hatred.
Thank you for comforting me when I am sad. Sad signature
Fourteen, killing a Q pet is more difficult than killing a person.
Fifteen, some habits, no matter how to change.
Sixteen, I can love tore heart crack lung, also can walk simply!
It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.
See a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower.
Nineteen, your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a waste in ten years.
20. People who are afraid of you face to face will hate you behind your back. Only when you are friends can you get friends.
Twenty-one, feelings have always been very sad, just like you.
Many people waste their lives waiting for the chance to satisfy their wishes. .
23. A woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.
I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is the place where dreams begin.
Twenty-five, in order not to lose the children's papers at the starting line in the future, I will hang QQ for them now.
It's not that I don't like you, but that I don't want you to be covered in hurting me and thinking about another person.
Twenty-seven, a person you love deeply hurts you the most, not leaving you, but letting everyone you fall in love with have his shadow.
Twenty-eight, wandering in the world, no longer make an everlasting promise for anyone.
Life is fun, because life is always fucking playing with me!
Thirty, memories, very beautiful, but very hurt; Memories, just can't go back to the past memories.
Thirty-one, life is really interesting, birth and death.
Thirty-two, there is a person, you have watched it all your life, but you have ignored it all your life. Some people look at you, but they affect your life.
Number 33, tell me to get out. Get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
Thirty-four, self-esteem to the corner, take out all the good, you are still silent.
35. The person who can affect your mood must be the person you love most. The person who can't bear to part with your sadness must be the one who loves you the most.
Thirty-six, I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!
Meng Mengda's Sentences _ Classic Sentences
1. This morning, I saw a girl wearing low-cut clothes walking and playing with her mobile phone. I said there was a deep ditch in front of her. She covered her chest and called her a rascal, and then she fell into the ditch.
Second, where is the private money hidden and will not be discovered by the wife? God replied: donate it directly to the Red Cross, not to mention your wife, which can't be found all over the world. . .
Third, I revisited the Eight Dragons yesterday. If you ask who is the best, you will say Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu and sweeping monk. I think it's a paragraph. He played with five women, and five women still loved him for life. He is an absolute idol!
4. The teacher asked: What does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring? Classmate: After someone throws a drop of water at you, you have to throw a bucket of water at him and kill him.
If Shuai Neng is a meal, I can feed the whole world.
Six, don't get married for the purpose of falling in love, they are all raising wives for others.
Why do you always look at me? Because I think you are simply picturesque. Oh, what a nice painting! Rage comics
Eight, God saw that you were thirsty, so he created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me. At the same time, God found that there is no fool in this world and created you by the way.
Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure? I like your sense of humor.
If you miss me, just give me a call and send a message. Don't hide it. Actually, I was thinking about you, too.
11. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.
12. I have a three-year-old daughter. At 9 o'clock in the evening, the child has gone to bed. My daughter-in-law is sitting on the bed wearing a mask. I am playing a game. When the daughter woke up, the daughter-in-law bowed her head and coaxed. Suddenly, my daughter let out a cry, slapped her daughter-in-law, and cried, Dad, there is a ghost.
Thirteen, a friend described his reason for leaving his job like this: my job is cheap and abundant.
Fourteen, a few years ago, singles were said to be nobles, but in recent years they have become otaku.
Fifteen, that night I held you in my arms and told you to put that thing on your ear. It's cool that you don't wear it. It's the safety period, there's nothing ... What should the traffic police do without a helmet?
Sixteen, every time I face food, I tell myself: I will die if I eat too much. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.
Looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn my body, open your unopened lid, insert my own stick and suck up your crystal liquid. Cool! Ghosts; Sprite
Eighteen, I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!
I opened this tree and planted the robbery we knew before. If you want to pass by, stay and buy the toll! Now the times have changed: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down!
Twenty, when others say hello to you, how to fight back tactfully? Hello, son.
Twenty-one, fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better.
You are much stronger than before. That's because I studied mathematics.
Twenty-three, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and the next girl will be better.
Twenty-four, just after watching Titanic 3D, during the break, a 2B youth shouted: Let the women and children go first!
Twenty-five, I talked to my girlfriend for four months, and her father didn't like me very much. I found out my girlfriend was pregnant the day before yesterday, so I wanted to take this opportunity to get his father to agree with us. Trembling with my father-in-law, I said, Uncle, your daughter is pregnant, too. Let's get married. The prospective father-in-law gave me a faint look and said, Ah, retribution, even 4. Exactly what I said!
I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.
27. What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative? Your skull will glow.