1. My youth is not that gorgeous, it’s just very luxurious. 2. I know why I haven’t been able to lose weight. It’s because I have you inside my body. 3. Someone asked: How big is your school? I answered: The aunt who sells spicy hotpot in the west gate of our school refused the pursuit of the rice noodle seller in the east gate because she doesn’t like long-distance relationships. 4. The three most popular diseases at the moment: procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and difficulty in choosing. To put it bluntly, they are lazy, cheap, and poor. 5. When it comes to weight loss, fat people are shouting and thin people are doing it. 6. I suddenly understood what "saying important things three times" means, roughly speaking, say it once on Weibo, once in Space, and again in Moments. 7. The reason why I am fat is because I have many things in my mind and it is not easy to lose weight. 8. When I love you, you feel cute even when you eat shit. When I don’t love you, you feel like you are eating shit when I eat. 9. I hope that all the money in my wallet will fall in love with each other, and then I will have many, many children~ 10. I can’t reach the heights of the so-called eternity, and I can’t wait for the so-called eternity. 11. I’m not from the same street, so there’s no point in trying to squeeze me in. 12. Some people actually said that I wore eye shadow, which was an insult to my dark circles. 13. God gave me the stomach of a foodie but not the status of a rich man. 14. The three sentences that moved me the most: I will bring you delicious food, I will treat you to delicious food, and I will take you to eat delicious food. 15. A friend told me that she would come to see me again when she lost weight. I felt tight after hearing this. This was probably the most tactful farewell. 16. For something as lofty as weight loss, we should wait until we are full before we can study it carefully. 17. Only the black and white style can bring out my temperament. 18. Hold your head high, brag loudly, and take a deep breath. 19. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend who has been unable to gain weight for many years. 20. Once upon a time, there was a fat man. He heard that yoga can help lose weight. God paid off. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.